Flight of the Unvaxxed

Reportedly, Mighty Joe Biden and his VP riding shotgun are sticking to their guns saying that only U.S. residents must be tested, vaxxed and masked if they want to continue to put food on the table while millions of persons flocking into the U.S. do not have to adhere to any of the Covid prevention rules because the White House Circle Back Girl says the immigrants are not here very long for Covids to attach to them and cause any problems for those who live here in the U.S. permanently.

I guess the takeaway from this is that if you just run through the states and not stay to get soy sauce with your take-out food, then you're okay and won't get Covid nor pass it along to any permanent residents remembering that with six people, you get eggrolls too.

Howard Stern continues to broadcast from his sinking bargain basement bunker in the Hamptons and pretends he lives there when everyone knows he still lives in NYC and has not changed his routine. The only change is that he does the opposite and only is in the Hamptons when broadcasting when before he was kicked out of the Sirius building in NYC, he would do the opposite and only visit the Hamptons on the weekends and stay in NYC to broadcast and only have to see his selfie wife briefly to hand her the weekly allowance while she wonders how come the fridge is empty. Then Howard has to explain how she has to tell the servants to restock the fridge for her and tell them what she wants or she's on her own with that phone and the phone number to Pizza Hut.

Here are today's show excerpts:

Met Gala Madness Update

Yes, the Sterns are still miffed and confused by the snub again this year for the Met Gala as blogged about and are still reportedly bugging the hell out of Wicked Witch Wintour hoping that by Howard saying he and Beth were vaxxed would result in an instant invitation to the biggest and most important night in the entertainment and fashion industry. But, nope, they were snubbed and the madness continues.

The Sterns' Weave Update

Well, the wigs are just getting scarier now that the Sterns have been on lockdown for over a year even though everyone is back to work and all the Hamptons events and NYC events are all back in full force, yet the Sterns are ignored. Everyone felt this was their chance to finally dump those useless Sterns who just crash events to steal freebies and snatch bottles of wine while some people could swear they had that little decorative ceramic Tiffany box sitting on that entryway table until after the Sterns made their getaway in their waiting limo remembering that Beth kept walking back and forth to the bathroom a million times with her purse getting bigger and bigger after each trip down that hallway.

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