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Monday, September 13, 2021

Lexicon of Lunacy

Beth Stern again proves that her life is a Lexicon of Lunacy as she does not disappoint again this year for not being able to crash the Met Gala event in NYC, the biggest event of any year ever, with it being canceled last year due to the Covid invasion. Normally it's held on the first Monday in May but was postponed until tonight, September 13. Next year, it's expected to get back on course and again be held on the first Monday in May 2022. This year's Met Gala Theme is celebrating In America: A Lexicon of Fashion. It's just hilarious when Beth doesn't disappoint her fan by showing how upset she is over being snubbed for the millionth time. I mean, the famous Anna Wintour had never heard of the globally famous Beth O??? HAHAHAHAHA. Beth is just a Lexicon of Lunacy. 

Yes, Beth's IG photos - actually a video - today, did not disappoint. I mean, she normally has a selfie meltdown on Met Gala day or has to deflect from the big snub by appearing somewhere else, or Howard just saying on the air how she is too busy for fame and has to rescue more cats when in fact, Howard can't afford to get Beth at the biggest event of the year. If she could get in, we would hear constant bragging about how famous Beth is and Howard would talk up the event nonstop. But American Vogue Editor Anna Wintour hardly needs any publicity for this event and everyone who is anyone clamors to purchase those pricey tickets.


Oh yeah, playing with a cat is so much better than scoring a ticket to the Met Gala.
Beth's life is so empty and devoid of any meaning she sometimes
can barely stay vertical for longer than a few hours. Too bad
Howard Stern has no clout or cash or he could score her the ticket of a lifetime.





Howard Stern can no longer afford to keep up appearances for Beth and neither have shown up to any red carpet events since the Cinema Society movie screening of July 13, 2019 as noted on this blog sidebar. This was well before the Covid invasion so I suppose the Sterns' subscription to the Cinema Society had already run out while surprisingly, Beth's former buddy Andrew Saffir who started the Cinema Society did appear at the Met Gala tonight with his long-time husband. How funny is that? Also, Jimmy Fallon and James Corden were in attendance tonight at the Met Gala. How hilarious is that? You mean a stale satellite radio show host was not invited? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Saffir & Benedict. I bet they were glad there are no plus-ones
to the Met Gala or the Horninskys would've latched onto them.



Well, I guess it's not very funny since Witch Wintour, the Vogue Editor from Britain who made our American Vogue a borefest for over 20 years, is in charge of the gala and there are no plus-ones allowed. Your name must be on the list or you don't get inside the Met Gala.

Katie Lee Joel did get the big invitations to the Met Gala for a few years when she was still the ex-wife of Billy Joel, but now that she's married to an unknown Biegel Boy, now she's paying for loser publicity posing in her driveway in the Hamptons. How sad is this???? Talk about LOSER. Now she's in the same league as Beth.







A lot of corporations buy up tables with the list of attendees approved by Wintour but obviously, Howard Stern's employer SiriusXM is not footing any bills just so Howard can parade on a red carpet with his nobody wife. I mean, Simon Cowell barely put up with that shit when Beth hogged the red carpet during the live shows of "America's Got Talent" when Sirius got Howard a job as a judge and Beth was right there on the red carpet finale episodes and no one knew who she was yet she had to be there with Howard pretending she's famous. That's why Simon had had enough of Stern and pulled the NYC plug on that show and it was moved back to Los Angeles when Simon could take the reins and get it back on track as a ratings winner after the Stern Hindenburg years.

Yes, of course this famous blogger has blogged about Beth being snubbed by Wintour for the Met Gala, see the following entries as an example:

 May 3, 2016, "Howard and Beth Snubbed Again?"
April 30, 2017, "Beth Barges into Book Party After Wintour Snub"
April 22, 2018, "Met Gala Quest"
April 30, 2018, "Closing Ranks"
May 4, 2019, "Camping"
May 9, 2020, "About Time" which was when the gala was canceled due to either the Covid invasion or Beth putting the Covids up to it - who knows? But this blog entry featured Episode 6 of "Virulent Beth" dressed as a villain responsible for getting the gala canceled due to her virulent jealousy.


This was a classic. It's from the Beth Fan Page, May 9, 2019, showing an early
selfie when Beth went full-on meltdown inferring that her shitty cat shirt was her
"Met Ball outfit". Right, her life is so wonderful being an ignored nobody.
She really couldn't handle being snubbed every year. Gee, and we thought Beth was a 
big-time model. HAHAHAHAHA





Megan Fox showed up tonight at the Met Gala wearing a motheaten red carpet.
It looks like her facelift got a facelift. How old is she? 45?



I guess Sharon Stone wins best getup and visual at the Met Gala tonight.
Remember Sharon, there is no second password once you get inside the front door.






Stale Stern Show Update

Howard did his regular stale satellite radio show today while Beth was having a Met Meltdown inside her selfie closet at that Hamptons Sinkhole where even the rats have abandoned ship. Here are today show's excerpts.














Superstar Late Night Talk Show Host Update

Poor Howard Stern will never be in the late night talk show host group what with his little phone app of his edited radio shows or little clips on YouTube, but Howard wishes the vax didn't work, right? Reportedly Jay Leno got vaxxed and is all ready to host his new GAME SHOW, while Howard Stern continues to be an ignored pariah. Yes, Stern likes to harp on him being vaxxed thinking it will get him a job in Hollywood but it won't.





Mighty Joe Biden Update

Joe Biden and other notables paid respects to the anniversary of terrorism on Saturday, September 11, where Joe gave a rousing speech. 



Joe hopes to revive terrorism by claiming Covids are terrorists when they're not. They are peaceful aliens that make us sick when we come within six feet of them or fail to hide our faces behind a mask so they won't know we are human. As stated a few times before on this blog, this blogger hired two of them to improve intergalactic relations and it's working out really well. They are in contact with the Martian Beth Fan Page so that's a plus too since we are not enemies, we just have different agendas.


PSA for Rich People Update

Don't forget that Beth houses cats in cages and expects the public to fund it. She and Howard have been going through some rough times what with having to wait another year before they could get their faces renovated due to the Covid invasion which has subsided and we are learning to live with them and their offspring called The Variants which are always a weakened form of the original invasion. 

So don't forget to give them part of your hard earned cash and donate to their Beth's Furry Friends (BFF) Foundation while they would kick you to the curb if you dared ever ask them for money. They have multi-million dollar properties that could more than permanently house a bunch of cats along with the bank account to fund all the vet bills along with Beth being able to raid the donation bins at the charity that pays her a hefty salary as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League. The Sterns continue to have nerve showing their faces anywhere on social media pretending to do anything that doesn't benefit their current and future facelifts and liposuction. Hey, all those Lucky Charms Beth gobbles for breakfast that turn into fat cells have gotta be sucked out, right?







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