Witz furloughed Howard in July and August so Sirius could save on expenses and they could air a bunch of tapes and specials they own that are collecting dust and they hoped to get some cash out of them so they sent Stern home to vacate his main channel Howard 100 to stop producing new garbage and they could air reruns and specials along with Howard 101 housing the regular reruns.
So this week, Monday was a holiday and Howard normally works three days per week so Witz had Stern work today, Thursday, and he did a full show because he took Monday off. Witz is holding Stern to his three day a week contract for the weeks he is scheduled to be on the air. Apparently, Howard has no more holidays off, he has to make up the day.
Today's show featured musical guests and plugging those old geezers Metallica for their limited run Sirius channel. Howard is still fuming over the fact that Andy "The Savior of Sirius" Cohen got his own separate music channel as this blogger exclusively already blogged about and Howard keeps badgering Witz for a third channel which would be a dedicated music channel and Witz put the Fritz on that awful Stern idea. Howard always wanted three channels but he can barely fill time for the existing two channels with that second channel only surviving because they need to air a bunch of reruns of Stern's daily stale radio show along with a few specials that Stern produced in conjunction with Sirius, so anyway, Witz doesn't want to invest in a third Stern channel just to have it gather moss and no cabbage.
Sirius is investing in Andy Cohen who has a bevy of stars in his stable on Radio Andy along with his new separate channel dedicated to music called Andy Cohen's Kiki Lounge Channel 312 and Stern has zilch and can barely hang onto his second channel Howard 101.
Today's show was mainly a Metallica infomercial where they talked about their one hit wonder album's 30 year anniversary, The Black Album, where they had a few hits that became standards and never could produce anything of note after that since many of these bands get a record deal and the studios hire professional writers, arrangers, and orchestration to put together a marketing package to make some dough off these people and then they move on and the rest of their catalog is equal to the offerings in a bakery with day old bread.
Plus, Howard likes to keep dredging up Metallica because Howard presented them with an MTV video award years and years ago wearing his idiot Fartman costume. Howard plagiarized that character from the National Lampoon so he never could market that gimmick any farther than that but it was Stern's 15 minutes of fame on TV and he had to dredge it up again on today's stale Stern satellite radio show.
Howard stated that there were two projects from Metallica right now. One of the projects is the celebration of The Black Album being remastered, with a box set and special vinyl edition. Then the project called The Black List which is other people who can't sing those songs doing covers from The Black Album, one being Miley Cyrus whose voice sounds like she is in death throes and needs to be put out of her misery. I mean, how that giant pan faced freak is a celebrity is something out of the cabal caverns but hey, don't ask her father with the $cientology wig glued to his head for any details.
All the profits from The Black List will go straight into Metallica's pockets via their selfie charity, All Within My Hands Foundation. All of the money is being donated straight into their own foundation. Yeah, ask Beth and Howard about that gimmick. How's that sauna and spa renovation coming, Howard? Got any donations yet? Ha.
NYC Fashion Week Update
As already reported as an exclusive standing item on this blogger's blog sidebar, Beth Stern has not been seen at NYC Fashion Week since September 12, 2017, so she can't blame the Covid Invasion on her absence. Her hubby Howard has failed to score a ticket to the shows because Beth wants in the front row and everyone knows Beth is married to a famous cheapskate and he buys nothing for her that's not off the rack and on sale and then she resells it on some charity site to try and recoup some of the money.
Who did make it into NYC Fashion Week via the catwalk, is the bizarre looking circus freak kid of Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin. I don't know what I'm looking at but I think we found a lost child of Bigfoot. Amelia could do a reboot of "Harry and the Hendersons".
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| Amelia Hamlin walks for designers Bronx and Banco. I guess they specialize in fashion for beefy hips and butt with flabby thighs. Gee, and they didn't call Beth??? |
California Goober Recall Update
California is expected to vote to recall pointy-headed Goober Newsom in a week or so as an old video interview show is going viral on the Internet from 2013. Adam Carolla, the former friend of Howard Stern and Jimmy Kimmel, eviscerated Newsom in an interview that is worth watching. We know that Carolla got dumped by Kimmel's production company with Kimmel all set up with his late night TV talk show because he loves the left-hand path and has been the darling of the $cientology Hollywood crowd along with being the darling of Epstein's former personal chef that this blogger has exclusively blogged about already who rented Kimmel's beach house and emergency SWAT Teams were called to mitigate drama at that residence. [Reference the Beth Fan Page, September 28, 2019 and July 5, 2020.] Interesting how multi-million dollar Kimmel is set up, multi-million dollar Stern is set up, while Carolla is set up with a lemonade stand.
Desperation City Update
Howard Stern's Biegel Girl, Katie Lee, has joined the ranks of having to pay for useless bullshit publicity just to keep her name in the online press as she is disappearing ever since marrying her Biegel Boy who wanted a sugar momma to marry him and he found the perfect rich pigeon foodie who has recipes that seem like they contain cooked pigeons but Howard loves her hot cross buns she bares at midnight.
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| Wow, posting a letter exclusive. Katie's PR Team are obviously out of ideas. |
Covid Invasion Update
Mighty Joe Biden has vowed to get the last of the unvaxxed vaxxed by the end of the year which totals a reported 80 million people as Howard Stern hopes that his alleged vaccine holds out long enough for him to get back on the Ellen DeGeneres show before it's thrown off the air in 2022, but that's a pipe dream since vaxxes only last six months and then they expire and you have to reboot.
Vax immunity is waning as we speak with the already vaxxed needing a third shot in the arm while the Prez thinks this is more important than all the lives lost in the Afghanistan debacle yet Joe believes they were all vaxxed anyway and doesn't understand why anyone is upset about that Middle East fuck-up.
In other news, Norma Kamali Harris is campaigning to keep the pointy-headed Governor in office in California and stated that recall elections are an attack on women and voters' rights. No one knows what she was talking about and the press all went to Starbucks for a much needed caffeine break.
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