Howard's normal routine is bugging producers for work on television and getting a free trip out of Sirius to the West coast but the problem always is with talk show appearances, is that Howard and his wife Beth Buttinsky have nothing to promote. They don't work and Howard would just have to promote Sirius and that's why Beth normally just sits in the audience with her camera shots because those are not paid appearances. Any other appearances have to be paid by the charity who pays her a salary as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) but they are not national even though they pretend to be and they sometimes snatch animals whirling by from a hurricane in Florida.
The summers are when Howard normally takes a lot of time off anyway to promote Beth and her useless foundations "Bianca's Furry Friends" (BFF) and "Beth's Furry Friends" (BFF) where she collects dough from the public and passes off a peanut portion to the feral felines by buying bath rugs for the cat adoption room for those cats she pretends to foster when she gets everything free anyway from NSAL when she pulls up in her limo and raids their donation bin.
But the Stephen Talkhouse in the Hamptons has reopened since the Covid invasion and they caught a break from Beth Buttinsky and her bullshit charity events that she held two years in a row and didn't have to put up with Beth in person in 2020 when just about all businesses were shut down. But this year, they are once again fair game for Howard and Beth to hold another selfie fundraiser in conjunction with NSAL pretending they get anything but a few dollars while the rest goes into Beth's wallet to pay for her wig extensions. Oh, she's gotta look good on her Instagram show where she thinks that posing with alleged homeless felines is charity work and then sticks in selfie bikini shots in random rotation like an MK Ultra hypnosis reel.
See the blog sidebar for a brief history of The Stephen Talkhouse when they got suckered into letting the Sterns hold one fundraiser because they had no clue that once you let the Sterns in the door you will be stuck with them forever.
But then August is a danger month because Howard's psychiatrist goes on vacation and has to shut down all communication with Howard or he will drive him into the looney bin and there will be no one to harness Howard and reel him in and especially don't count on the crazy, deaf and dumb Robin Quivers, his cohort in satellite shenanigans. All Robin does on vacations is sit in First Class on the longest flights she can find and eats her way across national boundaries and then snores the rest of the way. When she finally lands she is wheeled into a 5-star hotel and gobbles up their menu before heading back home for another 80 hour flight of food, wine and heavy snoring.
Over these next two months everyone had better change their contact information because with Howard off the air, he will have a fit because it's well-known that he doesn't like to be pushed aside and ignored and irrelevant and can't stand to not constantly read about himself in some tabloid or online press and now that he's been ejected from his main Sirius Channel Howard 100, everyone is afraid that something wicked this way comes. Just the staff of Howard Stern Productions along with Sirius staff will keep Howard 100 and 101 filled with stale reruns and crappy music specials while Howard may devise a fiendish plot to get back at Witz the Fritz.
Yes, Beth Fans, Wednesday, June 30, 2021, was the last show of Howard Stern's stale Sirius satellite radio show and his lazy do-nothing wife Beth Stern is just reposting a bunch of old photos of herself from photoshoots of days gone by as everyone wonders what's up with the bitch. I mean, no more on-air plugolas of something she is plugging like that stupid Hydrow rowing machine when her body looks like she hasn't seen an exercise machine or even a popcorn machine since 1998 while she is fast approaching her 52nd year on earth on July 15, I mean, even her current fake age of 48 is super old.
Everyone is buzzing that to get Stern the Pest completely exterminated from the NYC Sirius building, is that they had to promise him a television appearance if not a cable TV special documenting his long boring history in radio because Howard thinks radio is King when cash is King and that's something Howard is desperate for as he panics about sitting home for the next two months being profoundly ignored and desperate to earn some extra cabbage to feed his rabbits that are rapidly producing a lot of nothing and that's why Stern has to keep working.
As Debbie Schlussel said on her website years ago, "influence and attention" is what Howard values more than anything and he lost that plus millions of listeners when he moved to Sirius satellite radio. Debbie documented on her website how XM courted her in the early days but she said they were a bunch of left-wing wingnuts and she turned them down. Everyone knows Stern's mouth is for sale and he'd pardon the Devil his sins if he got paid to do it.
Note in the excerpts below that Debbie said XM satellite radio was Number ONE in the industry, not Sirius. It's a historical fact that XM turned down Howard Stern. They wanted nothing to do with him because they had Oprah who was already a global celebrity on film, TV and had her OWN network. Howard was never global and only has a network of pigeons crapping on his patio.
However, Howard will continue to bug the hell out of Jimmy Kimmel, Ellen, DeGeneres, Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, and James Corden to be on their shows but remember Howard threw out that "Celebrity Family Feud" offered him an appearance too. So the fact remains that Howard is fishing around for a summer job.
It is plainly obvious as this blogger has opined forever, that Howard cannot afford to quit anything. He is barely treading water with that sinking Hamptons sandpit and those little phony foster felines aren't paying any bills. Almost no one is dropping dimes on Howard or throwing dollars at Beth to keep her little business up and running. She of course gets tons of freebie cat supplies, cat furniture and food from NSAL, but all she really does now is a blog filled with misinformation and outright lies as documented on the Beth Fan Page, particularly pertaining to her mysterious adoption of a cat she called Peaches. Once this blogger outed her that it was a jab at the Trump impeachment hearings, suddenly she is calling the cat The Moosh [see this blog sidebar for that information].
Now, onto the last episode of the stale Stern satellite radio show. Enjoy.
Beth's Summer Reruns Update
Yes, she is still posting old photos from the same old stale photoshoot with the stupid cat bikini shot at least a year ago at their Florida Reptile Ranch where some think she might be feeding those Kitten McNuggets she captures and cages to those invading mini-Godzillas hoping they will go away but they are surrounding her overpriced fugly overblown building Howard bought while the help bolts those shutters shut tight over the giant windows hoping they won't get eaten alive and become gator gourmet giblets. I guess that almost rhymes.
Yes, I blogged about these repeat photos already but I added the latest one to the bunch that Beth posted on her Insta-Ham Show. She and Howard only exist in phony photos of themselves that they text back and forth to each other. If they met in person, they would have to be introduced to each other.
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| Beth has TWO foundations where she badgers the public for money so she can keep posting selfies of herself poolside and she thinks this is charity work. How many times is that dumb hat and stupid cat bikini going to be run around that track by Miss Cement Slab Model? |
Covid Invasion Update
It's been reported that the public should be afraid of a virulent variant that is making its way through major cities and could show up at your door any day now. The advice is to look outside before answering your door. Covids are normally small and green and may not be immediately visible. This blogger has two working for her right now. One helps write the blog and the other one fields phone calls and emails and moderates comments. This blogger was the first to break the intergalactic alien barrier by hiring Covids and some object to that but I think we need to give them a chance to adapt to earth. My team members have been getting along with them yet some are still staying six feet away from their Zoom camera during staff meetings and they do wear a mask but cut a hole in it so they can have coffee and donuts during the meeting, but that's okay, it's all a learning experience. So, yeah, this blogger has exclusive information you will not read anywhere else about the status of the Covid invasion and its mutations.
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