Beth likes to document on her Instagram show how she poses with garbage on public roadways and beaches and claims she's a big charity worker but actually she's gotta earn some selfie dough because Daddy Howard Stern has her on a strict allowance so any extra money she makes is her own to buy candy and soda while perched on a stool at a local drug store trying to be discovered by a talent agent who doesn't think 51 is over the hill for soda stool models. Hahahahaha. Hey, folks, these jokes just write themselves.
We see that Beth's Insta-shenanigans are in full force with Beth passing off photos from old photoshoot sessions as current because Beth has been hiding from her selfie camera for months now, only barely showing herself from her padded bra upward or all covered up from the waist down. We cannot wait for the unveiling of the new Beth if she is in fact getting a major overhaul as she turns her fake age of 49 on July 15 because that should fill up a bunch of blog entries through the Summer of Beth.
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| These photos are from the same photoshoot. Notice the same hat, sunglasses, coin earrings and necklace. Normally Beth poses over a few days playing garbage model and then they are doled out over time. Beth is not jumping out of her Hamptons house every two seconds to have her picture taken because it's too much time and work to prep for these photoshoots. The hair and ear cuffs are different in the photos but that's because they were taken over a few days and Beth loves playing dress up and model shit [literally]. The Helen the Cat Tee shirt looks photoshopped into the picture to make it appear the photo is new and not from the same old photoshoot from 2019. Notice the cut-out line on Beth's left arm and her right arm got lopped off in the photoshopping process. Howard's photo boy assistant messed up. Beth can't handle aging and tries to use old photos from old photoshoot sessions and pretend they are current. |
The Stephen Talkhouse Update
Beth fires a warning shot that she wants back at The Stephen Talkhouse in the Hamptons to hold her bullshit charity event where The Stephen Talkhouse opens up the biker bar floor to only paying guests where they buy tickets and the money goes into Beth's pockets with a peanut portion used to cage cats for about 10 days before she dumps them in parks or in the lobby of her apartment in NYC and hopes someone comes and gets them while she counts selfies with cats photoshopped in them as charity work.
As mentioned on the blog sidebar, Beth appeared at The Stephen Talkhouse in 2018 and 2019 and in 2020 it was Josh Radin doing an embarrassing Zoom camera fundraiser with Beth hoping to make some pocket money to pocket in the guise of her cat charity gimmick. Notice the T-shirt Beth is wearing in the photo below is the same one she wore to The Talkhouse in 2019 with Josh Radin, who is a client of Howard Stern. Josh donated 100 percent of his proceeds from downloads and streams of a loser song of his that never sold and it was about love and romance but he suddenly said it was about pets. The song was called, "Here Right Now," and he also sold cheap "Here Right Now" bracelets for Beth's former capital project with the charity that pays her a salary as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League in conjunction with one of Beth's foundations, Bianca's Furry Friends, when all proceeds proceeded to help Beth fund her do-nothing lifestyle in her Hamptons Hostel & Cat B&B where a peanut portion of donated funds buys a few cat towels before she dumps these cats onto other people in record time. How inspiring.
Beth's Full House
Beth announced on July 6, 2021 that she has no more room at her mega mansions until the end of the summer as she tells a peon who dares to try and dump some older cats onto Beth as Beth posts her no vacancy sign. She doesn't want to foster aged cats because she can't easily dump them onto other people or at other foster homes because rarely are the older cats adopted. Beth only brokers deals with kittens because they can be dumped or lost in the shuffle and just returned to the parking lots where they came from.
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| Beth posted a video from TikTok about cats that will be picked up by the county animal shelter on July 10 unless she can find them homes. Beth says that she thought she'd get these cats into her program [what program?] at the end of summer and says she has no room. |
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| Apparently, the TikTok video was done by the person who is trying to find homes for three senior cats and Beth posted the video but says she can't take them until September when in fact she owns two enormous mansions. Go figure. Then Beth says the cats will be safe in a bathroom until September however, this is not what it says in the video, but she hopes the cats can find a home before she can take them. Beth doesn't say who to contact if you want to adopt the cats because her IG post was just to brag about her "program" whatever that is and brag that she has no room in her mansions for these cats when in fact Beth doesn't want to get stuck with senior animals. |
Stern's Publicist Update
As blogged about before on the Beth Fan Page, two years ago Page Six announced that Howard Stern hired super publicist Leslee Dart to plug Howard's boring book of stale Sirius satellite radio interviews however Page Six failed to mention that she is also the super publicist for Woody Allen and helped him in his alleged abuse case of his daughter.
This just fuels the fires even more when it's been alleged that Howard is on lockdown in more ways than one and needs a wall of PR protection around him. I mean, he said he was on lockdown due to the Covid invasion as most of the nation was last year and celebs were having meltdowns on their selfie cameras on home quarantine yet it's been alleged that Howard has an ankle monitor and can't leave his Hamptons Hostel as was alleged by the tabloid press about other celebs on home arrest, I mean, quarantine. Now this just adds more mystery to the whole Stern affair when Leslee defended Allen in the press and now Stern has her in his stable? Wow. It's basically called cut and paste journalism where a publicist submits pre-scripted items to a journalist or online reporter or news agency who will simply cut and paste the statements into an article with their own byline and pretend they wrote it. Stern has reportedly been doing this forever. It's not a new concept and many celebs either ghostwrite their own press items or hire a PR Team. It was common knowledge years ago that Sylvester Stallone wrote his own movie reviews for his films as revealed by his now-dead son.
Super Media Mogul Simon Cowell Update
While Howard gets furloughed for the summer, Simon Cowell's "America's Got Talent" is still a steady ratings winner on television, something that Howard keeps getting evicted from, and Stern can't take it so it's better he sit home and draw little pictures while his weave turns gray.
Summer of Stern Lockdown Update
Uh, yeah, things are going well with the furloughed Howard Stern and his weave turning gray while he draws a demon in a helmet. I guess it could be a picture of Simon Cowell or Andy Cohen as Stern takes his frustrations to pencil and paper. Good for him, now make sure he gets his sedatives too, right Beth? Don't let Howard wander off or that siren will sound and you'll be surrounded by a SWAT team because of that alleged ankle monitor. Ha ha ha.
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