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Tuesday, June 29, 2021

The Golden Goose Gets Cooked

Howard Stern said it on his stale satellite radio show on February 15, 2021 in an on-air bit for the show with a character that pretended to be his boss Jennifer Witz and she said that Howard was her 'golden goose' and that Sirius needs him. 

Yeah, that was a bit scripted for the show when the opposite is true and Witz is cooking her golden goose and roasting him over an open flame.




Yes, Howard, you're some golden goose and Sirius needs you - ha ha ha - Sirius needs you like a Covid needs a mask to protect themselves from themselves. I hear those Covids are helping Sirius clean out your studio and dump it in the garbage bin.




Howard has been kicked to the curb by Sirius honchos in a deal he reportedly tried to renege on and fought it tooth and nail to try and stop them from evicting him from the Sirius building and shelving him for July and August 2021. Yes, Howard even revealed to Andy Cohen when he recently phoned into the stale Stern show, that his office was already empty at the Sirius HQ building in NYC. Why would his office already be emptied out? Wasn't Howard planning on returning to the Sirius building post-Covid invasion? As this blogger has said several times, Sirius doesn't want Stern back in that building and he is fighting it. Now we find out that Sirius was already moving that jerk out with or without a Covid invasion because Howard slipped and said his office was already emptied out. The Covids helped Howard save face, in that he raced to his bargain basement bunker inside his Hamptons Ant Hotel where he lives with his failed model wife Beth Ostrosky Stern, saying it was due to the Covid invasion and businesses were shutting down everywhere sending people to work from home. Nope, Stern was being sent home anyway.

Reference the Beth Fan Page, June 14, 2021, about Howard's barren office when Andy Cohen phoned into the Stern show.

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2021/06/sirius-standoff.html


The point is, Stern was already being sent home and he wanted it kept secret until his agent could supposedly find a loophole to the contract renewal. It's a renewal of his original contract he signed in 2005 to start working for Sirius in January 2006. Starting with his new contract renewal in 2021, Howard did the fake Jennifer Witz character on his stale satellite radio show because he was furious that she was holding him to that contract by sending him HOME for 2 months when insiders are alleging that Howard's fan can expect another major shut down of the Stern show to happen in November and December 2021.

Howard fired off a ghostwritten article to the New York Post today to pretend his fan is outraged that he is taking two months off when it's just that Sirius has tons of old stale Stern material they need to make some money from with sponsors and Howard does NOT have a THIRD CHANNEL so he needs to VACATE his main Channel Howard 100 to free up space to air old shit shows and reruns of his music specials since Howard 101 is mainly for all his stale daily show reruns. Howard is furious that Andy Cohen now has two channels, one being a music channel and the scuttlebutt is, Howard is badgering Witz demanding Andy take two months off too so Howard won't be embarrassed that he is the ONLY ONE at Sirius that is being SHELVED for July and August. Can you believe it? Watch What Happens, Andy, with your LIVE show, but hey, we've got your back.

Sirius is trying to make some use of all those millions of hours of Stern show shit tapes and useless music specials featuring Green Day, I mean, is this a fucking JOKE? Green Day?? Jennifer Witz may reconsider and just throw all those old tapes in a bonfire of the vanities. But Howard went insane when Andy got his new music channel and Witz had to contain that monster and some are alleging that Howard is under what? What this blogger said months ago. Alleged house arrest and he can't return to the Sirius building because it's out of range. Well, his arrest could be a SECTION 8 like Corporal Klinger from MASH. Hahahahahaha.





Now onto today's excerpts of the stale Stern satellite radio show. We just cannot believe Howard will stay all the way away from the airwaves for two months unless he is going somewhere - you know - where some prominent people go and disappear. I hear Mighty Joe Biden wants to shut down Guantanamo Bay anyway.









In Search of Howard's Friends Update

So hilarious that I just blogged about Howard's Friends and what happened to them, that they no longer do the Stern show, like Whitney Cummings, Chelsea Handler, Mary McCormack and even Beth Stern is MIA from the Stern show. Reference the Beth Fan Page, June 23, 2021.

Guess what? One showed up on Superstar Andy "Savior of Sirius" Cohen's show on June 28, 2021 just after I blogged about it. What a giant coincidence. She snubbed the Stern show and went on Radio Andy on Sirius instead.







MIA Beth Update

Beth was again a no-show on today's stale Stern satellite radio show leaving her fan to think that maybe she threw herself down another flight of stairs, I mean, fell. You know how Howard has documented that in the past about Beth and her inability to stay vertical for any length of time - see blog sidebar for the legend of Beth's falls. When she appears on her IG show, the photos are either years old or she hides her lower body. She's probably got that giant cast and boot on her hoof again and is hiding it because Howard can no longer explain it away.




Summer of Beth Update

We know Howard will try and revive the Summer of Beth and make her a big star barging into charity events to get her picture taken or revive the Howard Stern Production called "Getting Wild" where the donated money goes straight into Beth's Birkin Bag with a peanut portion siphoned off to the Wildlife Center. See the blog sidebar for that event that the Stern's plagiarized and duplicated and claimed it as their own cash grab gimmick. 

We can't wait to see what TV talk shows these two will hog next since we know that is all Howard does is badger people to let him back on television and of course the annual joke issue of "Social Life" where Howard photoshops all those hilarious photos of Beth trying to make the public think she's a model.


Beth looks like she won the Belmont Stakes in this photo
and Ellen was her trainer. Will Howard get her back on the Ellen DeGeneres
show to again renew her stale Stern wedding vows? We know 
her vow renewal tour was halted due to the Covid invasion.
We can't wait to see where these two will show up next and
embarrass themselves.






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