The Mod Squad

Robin Quivers seemed to just beg the famous Dame Beth-Man today to do one of her famous photoshops featuring "The Mod Squad" when she brought up the recent death of Lincoln Hayes played by Clarence Williams III in "The Mod Squad".

Clarence also famously played Prince's father in "Purple Rain" and was later cast in the classic TV crime thriller "Mystery Woman".

With all this photoshopping showing up on the Beth Fan Page, alleged insiders are saying that it's served as an inspiration to Howard Stern and he is starting to rethink his wig options and may just opt for the smoother hair look since he thinks it might de-age him a bit. He is rumored to have various wigs for various occasions, like a dinner party wig, cocktail party wig, night at the opera wig, day at the races wig, and a duck soup wig which everyone is afraid to ask what it means.

It seems that there was no Beth Tuesday today that was expected so maybe we will get a Beth Wednesday this week to see what the virulent wife of Howard Stern is up to lately aside from posting Instagram photos of poor deformed cats that she bothers nonstop and sticks her iPhone camera in their faces when they just want to be returned to the nice quiet field where they were born. One hopes that this farce can come to an end what with Beth living in her oversized multi-million dollar properties claiming they are cat shelters instead of tax shelters and it's just a joke if people are actually giving her money to sit home and photoshop cats into pictures pretending the photos are all current and in real time. 

Nothing with Beth is in real time except for her video games she sits in front of smacking bubble gum waiting for someone to ring the bell for mealtimes with her meal ticket Howard just opening up those pre-packed plastic cartons of food he's stocked the fridge with that's from a delivery service he subscribes to and just heats them up in his little microwave oven pining away for the day Sirius lets him back in the building in NYC but that day ain't comin'. He's stuck in his bargain basement broadcasting bunker in his Hamptons sinkhole with the iron door thinking it's soundproof when no one's home anyway. Beth skates off and just pretends she's in the house. If Howard texts her about bringing him fruit to eat during his millions of commercial breaks, she says, "Oh, are you on the air?" pretending to be home when she's not. Howard doesn't need a studio anyway and Sirius is trying to dismantle it and just have Stern broadcast anywhere he wants over a phone line. Then Stern would get a pay cut because he would no longer act as his own engineer and Sirius would have people running the show from Sirius HQ and Stern would just be on a phone line with Robin.

Even on today's stale Stern satellite radio show, his ZOOM camera setup was gone. Dave Grohl phoned in his little interview because that's all Stern needs, just a phone line. Yes, Howard has stated on the air that he wants to broadcast from his Florida Fortress because everyone knows he can't afford that place and is hoping for tax breaks, but again, only a phone line is needed. I mean, he is hardly Rush Limbaugh who had his own media empire broadcasting from Florida and had a separate residence just for that, not inside his own home. But for Stern, he has none of that. He just needs a phone hookup and that's it. Grohl proved it today, the ZOOM camera is gone. We'll see if it returns or if Sirius just disconnected the camera from the Stern studio because it's deemed useless equipment and not worth the trouble.

Yes, I know, I've been rambling on and on and all you want is the exclusive Beth Fan Page excerpts from the stale Stern satellite radio show. So, here you go.

The Foo Fighters had a limited channel on SiriusXM from February 3 - April 4, 2021. Just about anyone whose had a Sirius channel has to funnel their way through the stale Stern show but Stern is still not getting his own music channel like Andy Cohen has as this blogger has already blogged about. Howard keeps badgering Jennifer Fritz Witz Sitz for his own music channel but it just ain't happenin'.

When Stern still had his E Channel show, Courtney Love appeared on it to trash Dave Grohl and sang a song she wrote about him, "When a drummer tries to sing, everybody better hide!!! ....... Kurt HATED you!!!"

Courtney and Grohl kept suing each other over the rights to Nirvana's songs.

Media Mogul Update

Of course Simon Cowell has everything Stern has always wanted, fame, fortune, a huge media empire, hit TV shows and starring in them, and a hot beautiful baby mamma who had his SON.

Remember when Howard was a judge on NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT) and it was taped in Las Vegas only one time during the Howard Hindenburg years. Why? Because Howard's wife Beth showed up with her entire family in tow, partying like it was 1999 and spending almost all of the show's expense account. So, AGT canceled the Vegas leg of the show and then reinstituted it when Simon Cowell joined the show as lead judge and got the ship back on course after Stern was fired off the poop deck.

Simon now has a new show in the works called "America's Got Talent Las Vegas LIVE" which will debut at the Luxor Hotel on November 4, 2021, as part of a collaboration between MGM Resorts International, Syco, and Fremantle. The 75-minute show will feature famous AGT alumni, who will take to the stage to perform everything from magic to acrobatics.

According to Deadline.com, as of last year, the Got Talent franchise has sold in more than 75 territories around the world.

In contrast, Howard and Beth Stern's potato sacks and T-shirts featuring a drawing by Howard of their cat Helen, have sold in one territory where their sister-in-law Amy Grets bought 12 of them.

Howard thinks this is his Mar-a-Lago for cats in Florida. But the problem is,
he expects people to send he and Beth tons of cash so THEY can live there. It
isn't a resort with membership for people, it only houses a few cats for a few
days before Beth dumps them in a parking lot hoping someone else will
pick them up or dumps them at a local vet's office and she pretends she
fostered them. All she is fostering is money-making gimmicks so she
doesn't have to get a real job.

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