Sneakers

As Beth Ostrosky Stern said years ago when she was a G4 something for a cable TV show by that same name that no one knew what it was about or what it was for, stated in a promo video that one of the items she could not live without was her running shoes, a.k.a., her sneakers and it's still that way down to this day. Beth is still plugging those sneakers on her giant man feet and even wore her Pippi Longstocking socks like this blogger has already blogged about comparing Beth with that character. 

Howard Stern actually tried to push this Goober-face
into the spokesmodeling world with those huge man shoulders
and goofy eyes, fat nose and bucked teeth and huge chin. I guess
she could have been marketed as a Disney horse cartoon
character. John Stamos would be the one to ask about Disney
characters since he married one and loves a full house of them.

Beth's got nothing but time on her hands and even that's getting old and needs a facelift. No one knows what Beth really looks like in person because everyone thinks she's been under wraps trying to carve that fat off her turkey thighs and stretch those jowls over her elephant ears.

But Big Beth has been trying to fill her boring life with trying to market her cat Helen the Failed Therapy Cat copying Taylor Swift and her famous Scottish Fold cats who got real jobs with real companies, not some shit Howard Stern Production that means nothing except maybe a tax loophole. I have blogged about Beth copying Taylor Swift. Reference the Beth Fan Page, 11-13-2014 and 1-22-2017 as examples.

This photoshop is a Beth Fan Page original.
It first appeared on the Beth Fan Page, 12-5-2019.

Yes, Howard Stern had the nerve to show up again for his stale Sirius satellite radio show as Elon Musk keeps launching those missiles into outer space trying to shoot down that one stale Stern satellite out of the sky. Keep trying, Elon, we're on your side. Howard's gal pal Mary McCormack just loves riding around on that oversized giant battery Elon calls a car by the name of Tesla as she hopes it doesn't explode and rocket her to the moon before she and her family can crowd into the Sterns' Hamptons Hostel again this July as she's done forever to celebrate her anniversary which is weird how she is always right there leeching off Howard and Beth has to pretend she's her sister wife.

Now onto the famous Beth Fan Page exclusive stale Stern show excerpts. Enjoy.

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