The Bachelor

Of course Howard Stern wishes he were a bachelor and everyone knows he bought that married bachelor pad in Manhattan while still married to the first ball and chain and he ran out and bought it with his "Private Parts" money without his wife Alison knowing about it and he said, well, he is tiring of hiking back and forth from Long Island to the radio station and this is when he worked five days a week. So he told his wife he needed to stay in the city during the work week because of the commute and just come home on the weekends and Alison told him not to bother coming home on the weekends as she made a beeline to her divorce attorney. Howard was caught with his pants down with a Beth stuck in him and well, Alison got the motherlode and the rest is history.

But Howard loves The Bachelor TV series and The Bachelorette and plugs them all the time on his stale satellite radio show since he has latched onto Jimmy Kimmel and Kimmel of course talks about the shows too since they are aired on his network. Howard especially latched onto Kimmel when NBC fired Stern off their show "America's Got Talent" so Howard is all mad at NBC even though they are affiliated with his employer, SiriusXM, but Stern always survives on vendetta energy and that's what keeps him going.

Today's stale Stern satellite radio show was deader than that weave sitting on Stern's head but fans of this famous blog just can't get enough of this exclusive content that you will not find anywhere else. That's why it's exclusive. Let's go.

Covid Invasion Update

The masks are coming off in many states and some are just pulling them down to reveal their nose and mouth once again as we move forward and are building up immunity to the Covids. There is rumored to be a Deep Throat amongst the Covid community and he/she is saying that humans can wear masks all they want. They can still recognize you are a human and not another life form. Apparently, no one is fooling any Covids, they know who we are as we sneak in and out of grocery stores masked and vaxxed thinking we will go unnoticed by nefarious Covids. I'm not sure what this insider info actually means but it is a Beth Fan Page exclusive.

A Covid mimics Howard Stern who has used a megaphone
on his stale radio show for 45 years and just used it again
on his radio show on Monday, June 7, 2021.
Yeah, I know. It's cringeworthy.

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