It makes sense for Sirius to keep a skeleton crew onboard since it takes almost zero brain power to power up that stale show every week and his worker bees can continue to get their meager paychecks while Howard is paid to stay home. He is trying add more music specials to his channel because he got super jealous when Andy Cohen got his own brand new music channel so Howard is competing with that but he had to get shelved so there would be room on Howard 100 to air music specials and to stop creating new stale content to free up space.
Of course, Howard would never reveal the massive pay cut he got with continuing with his contract and his annual adjustments downward to the show's budget but it's best the old man sit home for a few months and hopefully his blood pressure goes down because he is also too jealous of Superstar Simon Cowell and his media empire that keeps growing along with his stellar summer show NBC's "America's Got Talent" that's a ratings hit since the ousting of Hindenburg Howard.
I mean, Howard can't keep slamming Simon Cowell for the next two months with the tired "Fake Simon Cowell" bit but Howard is obsessive and can't let it go that he tanked the ratings and NBC was more than grateful that Simon was free to take over the show.
As exclusively blogged about on June 8, 2021, Howard also can't take it that Simon will have a new show called "America's Got Talent Las Vegas LIVE." Gee, will Ronnie the Limo Driver be featured on the show? He said he is moving to Vegas and we know he will work the casinos with his goodfellas and troll around Simon hoping to get some work and maybe he can pretend to spy on Simon and feed some phony info back to Howard to appease the old man and let him pretend he is still in the fame game.
Yes, Howard is being paid to stay home. Howard has been SHELVED. How hilarious is that? And where has Beth been exactly? She is expected in to give her farewell when Howard supposedly will sing some stale song he wrote for her and then hopefully he can get that ball rolling again with the nitwit fundraisers for their foundations, "Bianca's Furry Friends" (BFF-1) and "Beth's Furry Friends" (BFF-2) but we think BFF-1 is just the foundation in conjunction with the charity that pays her a salary as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League with BFF-2 the one where the does the cheap shit merch with her house cat slapped on it along with other stuff she's tried to sell like a Helen the Cat Calendar since that is the cat she is trying to market. As blogged about, Howard and Beth stated publicly that Helen was to be a therapy cat but since that job does not exist, it flopped because no cat can be a therapy cat to anything since they are unpredictable, frighten easily, normally can't travel unless you cage them en route, and then they will scratch up the people they are supposed to provide therapy to, so obviously the Sterns have no clue about cats or their natural behaviors and this was a dimwitted idea since that is all Howard can come up with on his own, just stupid ideas that fall as flat as Beth's boy chest.
Beth needs to be shelved since all she's been doing is posting crap photos of herself on her Instagram Show in between her summer reruns of old photos of herself passing them off as new. As blogged about before, everyone knows that's why Howard was all mad the Post Office was shut down and slowed down. It was because of his shipment of crap merch from China that got held up by Covids. Well, too bad, Howard, you should've gotten off your duff in early 2019 to market this cheap crap with Helen the Failed Therapy Cat's computerized image stuck on them that look like potato sacks that outdoor markets would hand out free if you buy potatoes.
Now Howard has two months off to make Beth famous again. My gosh, see this blog sidebar at all those attempts at making Beth famous and she's been a failure at everything. Now Howard can spend July with Mary McCormack and her family who horns in at the Hamptons Hostel every year around her and her husband's anniversary and they can tour the cat room and drop some cash in Beth's Beggin' Bowl on their way out. I mean, nothing with the Sterns is free. You gotta drop some dimes into Beth's purse or you can forget about ever seeing your homeland again.
Now, onto today's stale Stern show excerpts. Enjoy.
Beth's Summer Reruns Update
I guess with these two getting shelved for two months we can expect more stale reruns from Beth's big Instagram Show as she pretends these photos were taken recently when they are three years old. Then the Covid Invasion hit and delayed all shipments of their cheap shit Helen the Cat merch with Howard badgering the post office wondering where all this stuff was when it was held up in a barge in the Suez Canal and now his entire shipment is sitting offshore at his Florida Shell House filled with roaming mini-Godzillas so Beth has to either pose on a porch for two seconds or run outside hoping one of those reptiles doesn't snatch her selfie camera.
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