Will Howard and Robin storm the building with guns a blazing?
Howard had Andy "Savior of Sirius" Cohen on his stale satellite radio show today and it got Howard all triggered and he revealed that Sirius only rents space and apparently owns nothing in the Big Apple. No wonder they couldn't wait to dump Howard in his basement at his Hamptons Ant Hill House which Howard admitted publicly on his stale satellite radio show that the place is overrun with ants aside from falling apart and needs tons of renovations but Sirius won't budge. Howard needs to save that sinking ship himself or just make do in a houseboat in the Atlantic Ocean.
Yes, the second the Covids kicked off their invasion in NYC on March 11, 2020, Sirius couldn't wait to dump Howard and he actually thinks he's getting back inside the Sirius building. However, Jennifer Witz Fritz Sitz, Howard's boss, was reportedly overheard saying that Howard is scheduled to return to his studio about six months from never.
Now, onto a Beth Fan Page exclusive that you've all been waiting for. Today's excerpts from the stale Stern satellite radio show. A few tidbits are that we find out Sirius doesn't own their building in NYC and Stern already emptied out his office before the Covid invasion sent everyone home and under quarantine.
MIA Beth Stern Update
Apparently, Howard can no longer get a sponsor for Beth's segments on his stale satellite radio show so we get no Beth updates. She's been MIA for a week and this will be the second week if Howard doesn't have her speak up on the air and plug something. Maybe Howard plugged her mouth. She was plugging that stupid Hydrow rowing machine and that stupid bit plugging Lucky Charms where Beth posted on her Instagram show about how she eats them but she failed to reveal on her Instagram whether that was a paid promotional item or not which is in violation of FTC rules as exclusively blogged about where celebs [I know, that's not Beth] had to reveal whether all that stuff they plug on social media is a paid promotional item or not. [Reference the Beth Fan Page 5-9-2017 and 2-5-2019.]
Beth did post a hilarious photoshopped image of herself on Instagram as everyone knows Howard is working on another hilarious issue of Social Life magazine where he tries to photoshop a bunch of horrible photos of Beth to pass her off as some sort of model when no one is looking for photos of chunky Beth in weird outfits and odd poses as she turns 52 this year. What a joke. All Stern did for the 2020 Beth issue for Social Life magazine was reprint a bunch of old photos from 2017 that have already been printed before in Social Life and other magazines. It was a big joke. Howard thinks he can just reprint a bunch of stale photos of Beth pretending she doesn't age and he does the same thing for himself. Just pays for press and plugs in some old photos passing them off as current.
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| The reason Stern is fighting to get back inside his studio is so he can tape his interviews pretending he has a real talk show that he can sell to a TV or cable service. Plus, guests don't get out of there without having to take Howard's book with them. But Howard is desperate to get on TV and thinks he can sell those in-studio celebrity interviews and the Covids have curtailed his big plans. Ha. |
Trump Update
Today is The Don's birthday and I don't think I heard Howard Stern wish him a happy birthday. Gee, why not? Is Howard still ticked off that Trump snubbed Stern the second he became President and he still can't get back inside Mar-a-Lago? Ha ha ha.
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| How fitting he is Gemini the twin since it's been alleged he has a twin in real life and that's the phone number he gave to Howard because he got tired of getting Stuck with Stern. |
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