Howard Stern sure came off as a dictator on today's stale Stern satellite radio show making fun of people with a Southern accent and saying Republicans refuse to get vaxxed so the economy can open up when I think it's open. Howard needs to come out of his basement bunker and stop hiding from those imaginary US Troops that are hunting him down wanting to stop his tyranny when the only thing Howard dictates is his lunch.
But there is no proof that any vax will protect humans against Covids or from any other type of alien contact. Everyone knows that the only way to stop getting sick and hopefully reverse illness is to simply move away from the Covids.
For example, if you invite one inside your home because he said his spaceship broke down and he needs to use your phone and you say okay, fine, you will slowly start feeling flu-like symptoms. Then, you have to sit down, you feel woozy, feverish, and nauseous. When the Covid is done using your phone and leaves, you should almost immediately start to feel better. If for some reason you are dumb enough to invite him to stay for dinner, well, you may not survive to eat your dessert. This is the rule for any alien contact, especially if Black Eyed Kids (BEKs) show up at your door or flag you down for a ride, you will start getting sick and then when they leave, again, depending on the time length of the contact, you will get better, or not.
Yeah, so, Howard knows nothing about this and his goober fan must think he does. I don't know but Howard needs to simmer down and not get upset since he stated before on his stale satellite radio show that he is vaxxed, so why is he bothered by all this? He never leaves his bunkers anyway just like Hitler who went from his basement bunker to basement bunker, that's Howard too. What a coincidence.
Now onto the exclusive Beth Fan Page segment of excerpts from the stale Stern satellite radio show, I mean, the guy's on a satellite. He must have alien contact all the time but he's vaxxed and is still worried which makes me think vaxxes have no impact on alien contact, it doesn't matta!!!
Erika Jayne Update
Erika Jayne did get a starring role in a major revival of the musical "Chicago" on Broadway playing Roxie Hart, but then the Covid invasion shut it down. What did Beth ever get, Howard, that you didn't pay for that could equal Erika's big career? Silence.... I'm waaaaiting .....
Superstar Simon Update
Simon Cowell's "America's Got Talent" was the big winner for its 16th season opener on June 1, and won the prime-time ratings race and averaged over 7 million viewers while Howard Stern averages nothing on his stale Stern satellite radio show but continued mediocrity. Howard takes out his anger on the unvaxxed humans on this planet because he is deflecting from the continued success of Simon with his Media Empire while Howard just has an Empire of the Ants at his Hamptons Sinkhole Hostel that is a major ant farm right now while he's fretting again over the impending invasion of Mary McCormack and her family each July but he got stuck with her years ago and can't shake her or he can find his Scientology wig floating in the East River.
Covid Invasion Update
Did Howard Stern mention Jon Stewart's appearance on the Stephen Colbert Show talking about the Covid invasion? Jon talked about how the lab in Wuhan, China, is named the Wuhan Novel Respiratory Coronavirus Lab and somehow, the virus was not from there but was spread around the globe via some obscure means when it's obvious it was manufactured there and spread from that lab. It marked the first time Colbert has been back in the studio with a guest since the Covid invasion and they did not practice social distancing or anything. Now, that's progress.
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