Oh, Howard will talk about her and quote her stellar comments like giving the weather report in Las Vegas since Ronnie the Limo Driver is moving there and everyone knows the reason why is because the Scoresman has had it with Driving Miss Bethie around the Hamptons and into the City with all her beauty treatments that never stick.
Howard is worried Ronnie might write a tell-all book about when he was Scoresman at the former strip club where it was rumored Beth worked in the PR department and schmoozed the famous clientele like Howard, Ronnie of course, and various sports stars that frequented the gawdy dive. Of course that place suffered a major fire that destroyed all photos and records of Beth ever having been employed there so no one can prove anything, right? Right. It's all conjecture.
Moving up to present time again, it's just that Howard used to have a bit where Beth would crawl on the floor and try to sneak a bowl of strawberries onto his console during his broadcast and he would think it was a riot to have Beth be his gopher but no such gopher stories have emerged in a very long time leaving Howard's fan wondering, where is BETH??? Oh yeah, she still posts those awful selfies on her IG show all the time but one wonders what's up with that. Those millions of cats she crams in photos can't be tracked and traced even though she pretends to give them different names and dumps them onto other people, we have no clue of a time line for any of these alleged homeless cats.
Beth didn't even make an on-air appearance during Howard's interview with The Friends, Aniston, Cox and Kudrow when they all vacationed together [sans Kudrow and adding Jimmy Kimmel] two years ago at a stick resort in Tennessee so Howard could get a freebie corporate trip out of because he was rehearsing his upcoming wedding vow renewal bit that aired on the Jimmy Kimmel Show when Howard was a guest on the show and Beth hopped up out of the audience pretending the whole bit wasn't already a set-up scripted bit. But Howard could count his vacation as a production meeting. All of Howard's trips have some angle to them, either a freebie corporate gift, a shill trip when Beth gets the vacation spot in some tabloid and plugs it, or when Howard is rehearsing scripted bits for his own stale satellite radio show or when he can glom onto someone to let him guest star on a TV talk show.
Here we go. Onto the exclusive stale Stern show excerpts for today, June 23, 2021. I guess Beth was a no-show because Killer Kudrow showed up and it's been alleged she stole what would have been Beth's role on "Mad About You" as the snarky waitress which led to the superstar role of a lifetime for Kudrow on "Friends" where she reprised that character. Of course, that role and iconic image belongs to our friend Beth and not Kudrow, right? Hahahahahahahahahaha.
Friends or the Friendless?
I'm not sure these unholy three are on the right tour, I mean, is this a Friends Reunion Tour or a reunion of the Witches of Eastwick? Gosh. Aniston is allegedly a turbo bitch in real life if you don't kiss her ass - hmmm, I wonder how that was for Howard? Let's not go there.
Courteney Cox is allegedly a rich Southern brat whose daddy was reportedly in the CIA who got his darling daughter whatever she wanted and she allegedly wanted drugs. It's been alleged that Cox blamed her former coke addiction on Richie Sambora and can out-bitch the bitch Aniston while some allege Cox is still a junkie which is just sad at this point in her life but would explain her marriage to an Arquette and getting stuck on the stale Stern show. I'm not sure what the other two's excuses are for getting Stuck with Stern.
Finally, Princess Kudrow is a former Vassar Girl whose husband allegedly cheats on her so much it's common knowledge yet she brags about her perfect marriage to all her friends.
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