Much like his stale satellite radio show, Howard is terrified that he will cease to exist and as he sees the Ellen DeGeneres show nearing its end he is thinking about the mortality of his satellite that is dimming as we speak and will soon stop broadcasting and float away into outer space. Howard can't stand it that the Covids have won and we are dropping the barriers and starting to release the captive humans on this planet from their homes and letting them learn to co-exist with the Covids.
But, actually, the Covids want to make peace with this planet and not war and I think Howard would benefit from stealing more than just ideas from the Beth Fan Page and go ahead and hire a Covid like Dame Beth-Man did and she received an award for it. See the blog sidebar and the updated blogger bio page.
Yes, Howard, while you're trying to catching a Covid and have it arrested, think about hiring it to work for you on your stale satellite radio show. It may be just the ticket to revive that dead horse you've been riding for 30 years or more, yeah, how's Beth doing by the way? Still snatching cats and claiming it's charity work? Still trying to sell potato sacks and claiming it's to save more purebred British Shorthair cats? Save them from what, I wonder?
Now, onto today's stale Stern show excerpts.
Charles Grodin has died from cancer and Howard couldn't stand him because he had talent and Howard doesn't and never did and made fun of Grodin's wig as if Howard had a leg to stand on. Howard's got one of the funniest wig collections going from a long woman's wig, to a big round bouffant and now a weave thicket.
Charles did bed Cybill Shepherd in real life according to her own memoirs. She said that the two of them had a quick on-set fling during the filming of "The Heartbreak Kid". She said it was a one-night stand and never went beyond that. Funny how Grodin's real family name is Grodinsky and he's from Pittsburgh, PA, like Howard's wife, and like most Russian ancestral names, they end in "sky".
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| Cybill was a real model and actress and Grodin bedded the beauty. What did Howard Stern ever bed other than bugs and Beth, the retaining wall and potato sack model. |
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| Where's Beth's Vogue cover, Howard? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
Menopausal Mom Update
Naomi Campbell, age 50, announced she is a mom to a newborn baby as one wonders what's up with Beth not being a new mom at 51. We know Beth is just biding her time, waiting for that right moment to reproduce with Howard Stern and have a little trust fund baby as a hedge against her three wicked stepdaughters.
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| Allegedly, years ago, this cell phone-throwing momma charged famous men about $10,000 per week to pose as their girlfriend. You know Howard could never afford that. Allegedly, Beth Stern charges $8.99 per week and all the donuts she can eat. |
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