Nope, it's just more bargain basement radio banter from the King of Never Getting Back inside the Sirius Studios. That was actually the real reason the government exploited the Covid invasion from Mars, was to finally dump people that were dragging down the company, or just major assholes that they wanted out of the building. I mean, even NBC is taking advantage of the post-apocalyptic lockdowns and getting rid of fug faced Ellen who keeps getting that devil face of hers lifted to no avail, she still looks like Ellen. Then, Sirius of course dumped Stern into his bargain basement in the Hamptons that's been converted into a bunker to air his stale satellite radio show, I mean, really, Sirius just needs a phone line to broadcast the Stern show, no studio is needed but Howard wants to keep up the fantasy he is on television because he's nuts and tries to make his studio look like The Tonight Show or like any real talk show when it's just aired on the Sirius app that Howard thinks is television. Yeah, I know.
And, yes, Howard is desperate to get back on TV and wants to race back out to Los Angeles since he missed out on his annual trek last year during the height of the Covid invasion but he's badgering the bosses at Sirius to foot the bill this year and NBC is affiliated with Sirius so Howard thinks he is entitled to be on shows on NBC.
Howard blurts this out on today's stale Stern satellite radio show about going to L.A. but then backtracks since he doesn't want to pay for the trip himself yet he is desperate to do the talk shows again and of course Beth got her new wig bleached and glued to her head as blogged about on May 12, 2021, so she's all camera ready and she doesn't last long before she needs to freshen up that hair she gets from the Weave Warehouse in Wyoming where all the best horse hair comes from that is long and wavy and ready for trimming like a tree.
Now, onto excerpts from today's stale Stern satellite radio show. I hope it brings you all the joy you deserve as we wind down from the Covid invasion hoping Mighty Joe Biden can use a giant photo of Norma Kamali Harris's face to scare off any mutations so we can enjoy a nice long hot summer while Beth Stern hides out at her Florida Reptile Ranch feeding kittens to those Godzillas trolling around her property to save face that she can't get her face back on the cover of the Hamptons Magazine special Memorial Day issue so she pretends she is out of town and busy when all she does is sit in a large room in Florida that houses an old couch and fugly floor lamp with a bunch of cat toys and trees and Beth's little rollaway bed while Crocodile Dundee patrols the perimeter keeping the crocs at bay or in the bay or in the ocean or back to the everglades. That's what you get when you marry a cheapskate with some cashflow, he plunks it down on a reptile ranch where the previous owners have never been seen since but everyone thinks they are inside a few crocs' bellies or Godzilla hauled them off into the ocean and they're headed for Okinawa.
Beth's Bathing Suit Repeats Update
Yes, she keeps recycling her gawd awful swimwear and models them against her Florida Reptile Ranch's retaining wall yet again hoping to flag down some sailors hoping she can get some action since Howard is avoiding all those enormous reptiles that have invaded that monstrosity house that he got suckered into buying and he knows he'll never unload it but many are wondering if he'll just take a match to that thing but I don't think all that ugly cement and marble will burn. He may have to ask Satan about that since that's his area of expertise. Maybe when Howard asks for his soul back, Satan can take care of that nest of Godzillas hanging out at the pool. That's why Beth just runs out for a quickie photoshoot and is back hiding in the house with all the windows shut and locked tight or those huge reptiles will help themselves to those kitten morsels and may even chomp down on that weird color hair Beth glued to her head that looks a bit like mustard on a giant hot dog head.
Porch Fashion Show Update
The Florida porch fashion shows are history since the iguana invasion at the Sterns' Florida Folly where he got stuck with a huge house that is mainly kept empty save for a cat room and their Botoxology Basement and Wig Attachment and Refurbishing Center.
Beth Stern Fame Status Update
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