Beth Gets Extended

Big hair extension news coming out of Beth's camp where she shows off her new hair dye job and hair extensions pretending all that hair is actually hers when she hasn't had that much hair attached to her head since she's been on a red carpet and that hasn't happened since at least 2019.

One wonders what she is getting all dolled up for, right? I mean, she can't actually be getting any television appearances, right? And how could she get on any TV shows anyway? All she does is clean litterboxes all day and she needs expensive hair extensions and hair dye for that? Yeah, somehow that litterbox cleaning is all scripted stunts for Howard Stern's stale satellite radio show because he has no content and Beth does nothing but heal from her surgeries and get Botox bump-ups.

I guess Beth can try and get back on the Ellen DeGeneres show that's scheduled for cancellation and show off her hilarious giant fugly underwear photo she posted on her Instagram Show [reference the Beth Fan Page blog entries dated May 10, 2021 and May 11, 2021]. 

Beth's fan remembers she posed in her underpants or I guess it was a bikini bottom on Ellen's show several years ago [pictured below] and Ellen had to pretend that Beth was sexy. Beth could now promote her cheap shit merchandise featuring her failed therapy cat Helen on them that she's got her toady sister-in-law hawking for her and stuffing envelopes trying to get them bulk mailed to Beth's pigeon fan and the rest sit in that basement in their Florida Fortress and Reptile Ranch hoping the IRS doesn't look in that basement and see all the merchandise skeletons hiding there.

This photo originally appeared on the Beth Fan Page on
11/3/14 and 6/27/17.

On Beth's big Instagram show, she pretends all that professional thick dyed hair is actually hers, I mean, that it grew out of her head like that and she just got it dyed, what a joke, but then Beth is a joke what with telling Howard she still gets her "time of the month" when all that visits that menopausal monster every month is her bartender trying to collect on her tab.

Beth wants us to believe all that super thick silky hair is

all hers. Oh, it's hers alright, she bought it and

got it glued to her head. Who's she kidding? No one.

Marc also did Heidi's hair for Project Runway and digitally added and corrected her hair right on the video screen.

This photo originally appeared on the Beth Fan Page, 9/12/19.

Next up. Excerpts from today's stale Stern satellite radio show. Enjoy.

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