Emily's Blunt

Emily at the 13th Annual
Benefit for Stuttering in 2019.

Emily Blunt, the woman who thought she would become HRH Mrs. Tom Cruise but got stuck with a Krasinski instead, delivered the goods on today's stale Stern satellite radio show by saying that Howard Stern's current wife Beth, called Howard "her customer".

Yes, shots were fired on today's show and it bounced from satellite to satellite even crushing one of those that Elon Musk just launched into cyberspace and everyone thinks it's because the Scientologists know they can mouth off to Howard and he can do nothing about it. If that group shadow bans him, he is finished and will end up interviewing Beth's cats everyday if he doesn't tread lightly.

Emily was on the stale Stern satellite radio show to promote her straight-to-bomb feature film, "A Quiet Place 2" which had its big red carpet premiere on March 8, 2020. You read that right, over a year ago and it's now being released later this month and will soon be dumped on the loser streaming market. That's the reason she was Stuck with Stern promoting this bomb.

As briefly mentioned on today's stale Stern satellite radio
show, Blunt did a movie with The Rock. What was omitted was
that allegedly years ago, The Rock got his rocks off with his former boyfriend
Seann William Scott.

Howard Stern claims he and Beth are so close to these celebs, then how
come they can't get Beth a ticket to the Met Gala? It's being held in September
this year and one wonders what selfie meltdown Beth will have again on her
Instagram show. Howard doesn't have the juice to score Beth anything but a goalie
to shove a puck up her [censored].

Now, without further delay, here are excerpts from the May 11, 2021, stale Stern satellite radio show.

Super Scooter Beth Update

Howard's always getting ideas from the Beth Fan Page where Beth is seen in a recent photo scooting around a litterbox on the floor apparently filled with her own clothes since she uses them to save on water at the Hamptons sinkhole, but I did a cartoon of Beth scooting around Charlie Chunk in his bed when he was too sick to get around. Beth is always scooting something across those floors. Maybe that's how she keeps them shiny.

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