See the sidebar of this blog and I am sure the search feature would work too where Beth and Howard paid for one cat with feline AIDS [how appropriate] to house it segregated from other cats and would pay for its one adoption fee as it was housed alone at Cats and Dogs Forever animal shelter. Wow, what a media mogul. It's so obvious the Sterns' are treading water and it's not just from Howard's sinking Hamptons hellhole bargain basement radio bunker.
A few days ago, Beth posted a weirdo photo of herself from her Hamptons home that's sinking and Howard has to bail out the water in the basement or he'll electrocute himself while on the air broadcasting from that bargain basement bunker where Sirius satellite radio honchos dumped his ass when the Covids hit planet earth and man, those Sirius bosses sure took their shot and got rid of Stern out of their studio and he has almost a 0.0 chance of ever getting back at HQ. So, he photographs himself around that Hamptons house inside his first floor bedroom posing with cats and counts it as charity work. The Sterns have to crowd all their properties with cats hoping the IRS buys their bullshit that their million dollar monstrosities are to house homeless cats - I mean, is this a joke?? People give these Sterns dough to keep cats in mansions, ummm, really? Yeah, really. What a fucking joke.
Beth posted a photo of her MISMATCHED bra and underpants, I mean, she can't even afford to MATCH that fugly underwear?? She has to prove to the IRS that she has a litterbox filled with her dirty clothes, I guess, to prove that she also shits in the litterbox herself and sometimes messes up her pants and carries it to the laundry room so she can count the whole show as a tax write-off. Oh, Beth uses the litterboxes too! Yeah, now give her a tax refund! And, just like with some real housewives, the maids won't take care of baby stuff so Beth pretends it's the same situation with her. She is that nuts not having little kids around so pretends the cats are kids and the maid won't touch their diapers. Yeah, Beth can't take it when her friends or celebs pose with their human babies on their Instagram shows so Beth has to pretend she is a mom to cats and burdened down with laundry and messy underpants. No wonder Howard doesn't live with her.
Now onto today's stale Stern satellite radio show. Yeah, Howard has to bring up that hilarious chunky Beth's underwear photo since he took the picture but God only knows WHEN it was taken since Beth has a million photos of herself on her phone that she doles out and pretends they're current, much like how she pretends she currently lives with Howard when he's been sneaking back into the city to relax in his own bras and underpants following a heavy workload of reading his stale show script.
California Goofy Governor Update
It's been reported that Caitlyn Jenner is in the running for the Governor's Roses and expects to be in the winner's circle once they oust Gruesome Newsom from his seat at the Capitol. Caitlyn's platform is that he was mad he could not get his wig done during the height of the pandemic when all the salons in California were shut down while Aunt Pelosi got her beanie wig done at her salon in San Francisco. Jenner's other big issue is that his restaurant was shut down and only Newsom could gather at his own eatery sans masking and marking of the herd chowing down at the food trough at a fancy eatery. Yes, Wigs and Eats is Jenner's Goobernatorial platform hoping to turn around the state so everyone can freely get their wigs styled while eating at the fancy restaurant of their choice sans masking.
Queen of All Media Update
Superstar Wendy Williams, who is expected to win a bunch of awards for her biopic and documentary, got waxed too! And Howard Stern has consistently been a giant ignored pariah getting no offers from TV or from any museums to be immortalized in wax or in any medium other than for fossil fuel. Will Wendy be Vaxxed, Masked and Waxed? Ha.
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| Wendy is social distancing from her wax double per Covid Invasion rules. |
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