This past week, Howard now claimed to be sick all of a sudden after his alleged doctor and dentist visits when one wonders if that included a Probation Office visit too. One wonders if he hobbled outdoors with a GPS ankle monitor hidden under those thick boots and now all of a sudden, he backtracks on those daily walks he says he takes and claims no one is in the neighborhood to witness those walks. Gee, really?
Then, after a video appointment with his doctor, he suddenly is no longer sick. Hmmmm, I guess Howard is having a hard time coming up with bits for his stale Sirius satellite radio show as Sirius struggles to keep shows airing on the satellite network because they are running out of money and satellite is really a lost cause anyway. Many shows are going to the app-only version to divert away from selling satellite receivers and going to phone apps or via the Internet. The new Tom Morello shows and the new music channels (including some with LL Cool J), are only available on the app, NOT on the regular Sirius satellite receiver channels. They even added a new "Broadway Classics" channel that is only on the app that just plays older musicals.
So, Howard is getting LOST IN THE CROWD OF SIRIUS APPS now that Sirius is filling up the apps with a bunch of new programming. Bye, Bye, Stern, no one is listening to your edited reruns of your stale satellite radio show on the app that are edited and archived forever with no one wanting to hear those stale reruns anyway.
Getting back to what I was saying. This past week, Howard was obviously diverting attention away from this blogger's last blog entry dated March 28, 2021, "Deep State Stupid" where Dame Beth-Man questioned whether Howard was wearing an ankle monitor like other celebs have been rumored to be wearing, one being allegedly Ms. Oprah Winfrey herself who is liquidating her estate much like Stern's properties are on the market since he had a publicity item printed in the NY Post documenting all his properties and their apparent market value.
Reference Howard publicizing his real estate portfolio. As this blogger has said for over a year, Stern's properties are on the market. A PR piece was published in the New York Post in December 2020 and provided addresses to all his properties with details about each one. No one does this if they are not on the market. Especially Mr. Private Howard Stern; obviously, he is for sale as are his properties. He is desperate to downsize since the failure of his production companies and the failure of Beth Stern's cat adoption bullshit and her failed Helen the Cat t-shirts and accessories she tried to hawk on her IG show to those cat crazies that follow her and don't even know who she is. They think she's another backyard breeder desperate housewife trying to unload cats and shitty products onto the public.
Yeah, Mr. Bargain Basement Radio is in more monetary hot water than Beth sitting in her gross sitz baths which is another storyline Howard dropped since he has stated on numerous occasions in the past on his radio show, how Beth sits in about 4 inches of water when those are sitz baths not sexy bubble baths that celebs used to pose in for glamour shots from Stern's old era of movies.
This past week's stale Stern Sirius satellite radio shows had little content but a lot of covering the tracks of a man with a lot to hide under that frizzy permed weave as he dropped that pen bit like it was hot. What happened, Howard? Gematria never lies, right? Then he later diverts attention by wanting new glasses since reportedly, everyone thinks the old man got another eyelift while visiting his basement cosmetic surgery center in Florida, you know, the one Howard claims to not have visited since the Covid invasion, cough, cough, cough, I think Stern is getting ill from hiding from his lies and diversionary tactics.
Covid Corner
The Covids have stepped up their game and are mutating just as medical scientists had surmised. They are now mutating into sweater clones and infecting humans with the same fugly sweater and this mutation is spreading very quickly and is highly contagious. Experts are scrambling to develop a yarn vaccine STAT as all persons are advised to stay indoors and quarantine for at least 14 days and stay away from that yarn basket and your needlework as it may house deadly mutated Covids that will auto-knit a sweater shown below onto your body when you sleep and you wake up wearing this giant sweater and who knows what the side effects are other than being ostracized by the fashion community.
Annual Christ Mocking Day
Easter weekend is upon us as we all remember the Sterns hate Easter since it signifies fertility and that you are actually not 51 years old and lost all hope of pretending to conceive a baby. We know Howard Stern hates Jesus but yeah, so does his Polly Purebred dog wife Beth who claims to be a super Catholic yet promoted Howard's Christ-mocking photo on a shirt she wore when she visited Andy Cohen's live broadcast of his show in the Hamptons two years ago. Hey, Beth, you are a phony Catholic and God knows it!!! Ha. Howard is just an all around phony about everything, even about all that income he doesn't have floating his way aboard boats from China that get stuck in the Suez Canal and then claim it was all a planned nonoperation. It's all okay.
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| Mr. Tortured Man Howard Stern in his Christ-mocking photo that originally appeared on the Beth Fan Page, 4-20-2019, "Hunt for Beth's Eggs". |
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| Beth barged onto the live broadcast of the Andy Cohen show wearing the Christ-mocking T-Shirt because the Jews hate Jesus. This photo originally appeared on the Beth Fan Page, 4-20-2019, "Hunt for Beth's Eggs". |
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