Now we bring back the pen bit which seems to be his psychiatrist-ordered ASMR therapy which is for sexually frustrated shut-ins who can't get off without some type of stimulation, like sound, texture, the rustling of fabric, anything that is intensified so they can calm their nerves and get their rocks off at the same time. How fitting for Mr. Lockdown Howard Stern.
Yeah, nerds who get no action, enter Howard Stern. How appropriate since gossipers are alleging that Howard is shut-in on lockdown and the lock is around his ankle and has nothing to do with being homebound due to the Covid invasion.
It's quite obvious why Howard Stern is now plugging a YouTuber because it's a court-ordered or psychiatrist-ordered therapy and the woman probably has connections with his psychiatrist. The YouTuber does the ASMR with the fountain pens and journals and has orgasms over it as Howard explains in today's stale satellite radio show.
So hilarious Howard has to suddenly bring up the pen bit just after I wondered what happened to it and now, gee, we are back to this stale bit. Howard also tries to prove that he is not wearing that rumored ankle monitor as this blogger has blogged about for two prior blogs in a row (March 28, 2021 and April 3, 2021).
Howard claimed to have visited his parents for Easter implying it was MILES AWAY from his Hamptons home base in a lame attempt to prove he is NOT wearing an ankle monitor or an alarm would go off if he does not stay home or just walk within a certain distance in his yard around the home where the GPS is tracking him or the neighbors will see a SWAT team show up in that shuttered neighborhood and wonder what Howard did now. Yes, the neighbors are talking wondering what's up with the Sterns. Oh, Howard mentioned in last week's shows how suddenly he doesn't walk around the neighborhood anymore and when he does, no one sees him, yeah, I blogged about that too in the prior blog entry. I guess the Hamptons has been evacuated.
And yes, Howard keeps wanting Sirius to fix up that Hamptons sandpit since Howard has not done any renovations since it was built something like 15 years ago. Howard found out he's his own slum lord but it didn't matter since he has two residences in the City and one in Florida of course but he is having a hard time walking around in drag to calm himself down like he normally did when he lived full-time in the city with his constant companion Ralph Cirella who has his own room in all of Howard's residences along with that coveted key to the locks as well as to his heart.
Beth doesn't like Howard walking around in drag. She's said it and Howard repeated it on the air. Years ago Howard used to love Halloween before hooking the Pittsburgh Nanny to Bianca the dog that Howard Stern bought for his youngest lab project, Ashley. Howard and Beth trotted to a Halloween party and Howard dressed as a Hooters Girl and Beth as a chunky school girl and they left the party early. Howard claims his outfit wasn't working, but it was Beth who was embarrassed that everyone was laughing at the two of them. But, back in the City, yeah, that's different, with his long-time companion Ralph Cirella playing dress up with him, picking out his clothes, sitting around in a frilly nightgown and silk robe to calm down after a hard day at the radio studio - a studio Howard no longer goes to. Howard's world is imploding.
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| Reference the Beth Fan Page, May 3, 2015, "Le semaine perdue" and March 16, 2018, "Raising Cane" about Howard being a Hooters Girl and Beth being a Catholic School Girl for Halloween. |
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