Yes, he admitted his show is on tape or pre-taped and aired whenever because it's obvious because Howard rarely talks about current news and Robin Quivers, his side of beef co-host, used to report on news that was days old and many celebrity interviews were already taped since the celebrity would be nowhere near the Sirius satellite studios when their interviews aired or, like in the case of Rod Stewart years ago, he taped his song the night before he was supposed to sing live on the Stern show but everyone thinks the whole segment was taped the night before it aired.
It's really because Howard can't keep up any sort of routine and schedule anymore but he won't admit his old age has gotten the best of him. He is trying to outlive everyone so he will be the clear winner in the radio game. He outlived Larry King [Arsenio Hall reportedly wants to take his place on a cable news talk show] and Howard outlived the famous Rush Limbaugh and Don Imus, so we've got awhile to go yet before Howard will consider retiring deeper into his bargain basement radio pit where Beth will just cover it over with dirt when he dies. Yes, Howard will be buried as he lived, sitting at his desk with his earbuds and a microphone forever broadcasting to phantom listeners. Beth will get a doctor to declare him dead and they will just leave him slumped in his chair and just seal the vault and cover it with dirt and Beth will move back home with her mother who will be about 99 years old by then.
Howard wishes he could tape Beth's mouth shut but she would just chomp right through it anyway but he is having a hard time spending more time with the selfie monster as he sneaks back into NYC to be free of her and spend much needed alone time with his long-time companion Ralph Cirella Stern [I think he's been adopted] and they can fondle his wardrobe and piece together outfits and have a nice quiet time at home sans cats in cages and the Big Banshee Beth yelling at them to clean up those pizza boxes that have piled up around the man cave.
Following are some excerpts from last week's stale Stern satellite radio show along with a few excerpts from the Beth Fan Page past blog entries. Howard always deflects from Beth not getting any work for the past 12 months save for that pre-taped Hallmark Channel Kitten Bowl with the Saturday "Cat Bowl" canceled.
Covid Catcher Update
The vaccine to fight Covids is spreading like a cancer and it seems to have the same survival rate. The nation wonders when Mighty Joe Biden will ease up on the restrictions and let people have their normal routines back and stop the masquerade pretending we are all on Marcus Welby, M.D.
Governor Cuomo Update
The Governor refuses to step down as the leader of NYC because he didn't know he was insulting to women and thought he was just a lady killer as he evidently was responsible for killing ladies in nursing homes. Yes, according to news reports, the Governor of NYC sent a bunch of Covid-positive sick patients into nursing homes to kill off a bunch of old ladies and men too of course since he doesn't discriminate and neither does the virus. Gee, I guess all those old people wearing masks sitting in nursing homes did a lot of nothing to prevent their demise. Go figure.
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