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Friday, February 26, 2021

Fever Pitch

Drew Barrymore was a guest on the stale Stern Sirius Satellite Radio Show this week and Drew invited herself to the Stern's Hamptons Hostel and B&B for a nice dinner and chat since Drew has the hots for who? Howard? Uh, no, even though she buttered him up she'd rather eat Beth. 

Yeah, we can't wait for that hookup to happen and Howard knows this since it's alleged that Howard and Beth are swingers but no one important is looking for their playground. 

Drew and Beth have donned the Mickey Mouse T-Shirts in the past and Howard the Handler loves Disney as do his minions like Gary Dell'Abate who's been Stern's irritating producer for 89 years. Little Boys love their comic and superhero characters, don't they? Not that I would know personally; I don't date little boys.

But Big Beth is hopeful that she can appear on Drew's lesbian talk show via a sanitized Zoom environment so no Covids can get to anyone because Covids apparently don't attack lone people on Zoom cameras, just people in groups like at malls or grocery stores or movie theaters or bars, providing the bars close by 10 PM. We have to cohabitate with the Covids and can never hope to be free of them while Howard Stern heckles people who refuse the vaccine yet Howard and Beth have not taken the vaccine themselves because they feel they can just pay the Covids to stay away from them with Howard not knowing that Beth's been sneaking food to them in their basement hatchery where they survive and thrive. Yeah, the scuttlebutt is, Beth's a traitor and should be impeached but Howard would then have no one to clean his houses wearing Mickey Mouse paraphernalia while covering one eye hoping to keep Horus happy.

The Mickey Mouse Club sure loves throwing up those hand signals.


Following are a few excerpts from Monday and Wednesday's stale Stern Sirius satellite radio shows where his guest was the infamous Drew Barrymore, another irritating $cience lover that allegedly dated Jack Nicholson was she was around 14 years old. But, hey, you've got a TV show? Then you may get Stuck with Stern but then one wonders why the loudmouthed radio deadweight cannot afford to fund a show for himself or for his selfie wife Beth. Yeah, it's a big mystery.






 

Necrophiliac Stern loves Drew who starred in the series the "Santa Clarita Diet"
that aired on Netflix and featured cannibalism.

















Covid Invasion Update

I am sure everyone has heard of the standard stories about alien abductions and people being transported onto a spaceship and being subjected to anal probes, well, it's here now with China doing just that, the Covid anal swab test. Yeah, the aliens have landed and they are spreading all over the globe as they glove up and are waiting at a vaccination site near you. Don't fall for it guys, it's not really a vaccine, they are trying to alter your DNA for future lab experiments hoping to colonize Earth using a humanoid hybrid because why? Because they can. I mean, look at Elon Musk and tell me that thing is not a transhuman android with bots inside his head looking for intelligent life while his transmom thinks she's a model.

Covids have also begun their takeover of our airplanes and it's been reported that debris was falling from the sky in Denver and other parts of the world as planes were literally falling apart in flight. This has been documented in the past when a Covid in winterwear was spotted sabotaging an airplane engine in flight and the passenger at the time was not believed until the plane landed safely and the ground crew found evidence of tampering.





Christian Corner

Kevin Sorbo got kicked off Facebook recently because he is a conservative Christian and does his own TV movies and is pro-Donald Trump. Yes, Facebook hates Hercules. The half-God half-man was also dealing with Leftflix and was all shocked they decided to not produce some of his scripts from his production company and make them into movies for their streaming service. Ask Michael Obama what the deal is. Yes, Hercules is a right-wing conservative Christian who married a Golden Hind named Sam that was reportedly an LA slum lord. I guess he's got some explaining to do to his dad Zeus. Hey, you're only half a god, Herc, reel it in. Stop sniping at Old Man Biden on your social media who needs a razor wire fence around his White House 'cause he's scared of villagers hurling rocks at his head.



State of the Union Address Update

Joe Biden still has not scheduled the annual State of the Union address which normally takes place in January, but can be in February as we close out the month this weekend, nothing is on the calendar. The reason Joe Biden has not done this yet is because he stated he can't find it and he's not really sure it's a real thing and it might be a right-wing trick staged by Donald Trump. It's just best that Biden stay all the way away from any State of the Union address until the Covid invasion can be mitigated which Biden has predicted will be about three months from never.

Joe Biden has not yet addressed Congress which normally takes place
by February in the first year of their term for newly inaugurated Presidents
as stated in a clause in the US Constitution. However, Joe Biden thinks
this is a lot of hooey.





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