Dame, Dame, Dame

Howard Stern again gets script approval to mention being a Dame which is a direct call out to the famous Dame Beth-Man, the writer of the Beth Fan Page, yet this time it was his sidekick Robin Quivers who wants to be known as a Dame and then gets mad when it's ignored by the media and wanted Howard to delete the conversation from the show reruns. 

See blog sidebar item dated May 7, 2018 when Howard said on his stale satellite radio show how he should have been introduced as a Dame when he inducted Bon Jovi into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame that references the May 8, 2018 Beth Fan Page.

Yes, it's quite obvious Howard Stern reads this blog and it bothers him that he can't be a famous Dame like Dame Beth-Man. I hardly think the Queen of England recognizes a Queen from Queens even though Howard loves the Corona and Robin can't be a real Dame either because the closest Robin can get to the Royals is to buy a ticket to Ascot to bet on Beth to win, place, or show. All hilarity aside, they are not citizens of the British Corona Club.

Excerpts from the October 20, 2020 stale Stern satellite radio show with comments in red by this blogger:

Howard: "Hey now. Alright, here we go. .... The guys alerted me - you know Robin has a life outside of the radio show that I love, I love following Robin and her antics and all this stuff she does. The latest thing is Robin is hosting a special night with her dear friend Simone Dinnerstein the concert pianist. I love that, I love that about Robin, I love that she's always up to culture and you know such a lady with her Simone Dinnerstein." Everything Robin does is food related.

Robin: "I love the Goldberg Variations by Simone Dinnerstein."

Howard: "[chuckling] That's what I mean, that's the part of Robin I love the most, you know there's always something. I was reading the material on it, and you decide what you want to pay. You don't go to the concert, you go online on Zoom and you get to watch Simone Dinnerstein hosted by Robin. And I'm imagining you're not gonna be in the room with Simone, you're gonna be on Zoom, too."

Robin: "I'm gonna be on Zoom."

Howard: "And Robin will go 'Good evening, I'm Robin Ophelia Quivers'."

Robin: "Like one of those people on PBS."

Howard: "I can see you being Robin Ophelia Quivers for the big night."

Robin: "I'm going to be Dame Robin."  Copying DAME BETH-MAN!!

Howard: "... And who knows what's gonna go on. And then Robin will come out. [in a high-toned accent] Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm DAME Robin Quivers. Tonight my dear friend, Simone Dinnerstein, the concert pianist, will be playing a concerto of Schubert and Philip Glass." Howard is so jealous of Dame Beth-Man it's not funny.

Robin: "I'm writing this down because this is exactly what I'm gonna say." 

Howard: "[in a high-toned accent] Our event tonight will only have an online audience but will be taking place in a venue in Rockland County. [as himself] I picture Robin in a white-powdered wig or something glorious."

Robin: "Like Marie Antoinette or something?" Robin's thinking about the cake quote.

Howard: "That's right. 'Off with their heads!' [that's the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland] So you're not gonna leave the house, you'll be virtual as well."

Robin: "I don't leave the house, I don't know if I'll ever leave the house again."

Howard: "And then it said in the ad, here I have it in front of me, that tickets are $10, $25 or $50 but the website requests you purchase a ticket that suits your budget - which means tickets are $10." 

Robin: "Oh, Howard, you don't think that people have the gift of giving and generosity? What are you saying?"

Howard: "Tickets are $10, that's what I'm saying...being a cheap bastard."

Robin: "Tickets are whatever you want to pay."

Howard: "Right. Have you picked out your outfit yet for hosting the big Simone Dinnerstein concert?"

Robin: "No, it's a few weeks away."

Howard: "May I suggest a titty dress where you see cleavage or decolletage?"

Robin: "No, you may not."

Howard: "I want to see your decolletage. Ticket prices will go up." 

Howard tries this same gimmick with Beth posing in photoshopped photos in her padded bra with a cat thinking people will throw money at her. How sad.

Robin: "If it's to sell tickets, maybe."

Howard: "That's what I'm talking about. I'm trying to help out Simone. Are you taking any of the proceeds or you're just doing this as a favor?" -- otherwise the Stern/Buchwald agency would get a cut.

Robin: "No, I would not take proceeds."

Howard: "That's what I figured, I figured you're doing it for Simone to help her out, right?

Robin: "Only if I was singing would I take proceeds."

Howard: "... Are you really good friends with Simone Dinnerstein? You must be if you're doing this."

Robin: "Yeah, I see her all the time on Zoom."

Howard: "... Well, that's really nice of you that you're trying to help out your friend there. And what will it be, a short speech by you? Will you give any of your philosophy? Will you talk about concerto?"

Robin: "I'll do whatever they want me to do. We really haven't discussed specifics yet."

Howard: "Is she rich from playing the piano like what's her house like or is she just kind of struggling?"

Robin: "She's like most musicians who play classical music."

Howard: "Broke."

Robin: "She's not broke but it's not like being a rock star not like it used to be. But she should be better known. And she's an incredible talent, she's a gift."

Howard: "... But you know this playing of the piano, the classical music, was a form of entertainment 400 years ago." Right, Howard, I don't think it'll catch on.

Robin: "You act like that's a bad thing."

Howard: "This is how you would punish me."

Robin: "Let's see how long rock and roll lives. ... Look, if you actually came to see her play, you'd be so amazed, so overwhelmed. Because I know you, you act like you're an oaf but you're not."

Howard: "Here I am acting like an oaf. No, this would be torture for me. I mean, it's beautiful and I admire her ability but I guess you can't get rich playing that stuff." ... however, you can get rich by doing naked gay stuff for the radio and suing bosses.

Robin: "That's one person with 10 fingers playing all those notes." A clip played in the background and Simone sounded like a mad pianist on crack.

Howard: "Isn't it sad how good she is and she has to get a side gig at the Olive Garden." 

Ooops, Stern meant to insert a Gardein plug in here and fucked up. Howard always inserts paid plugs to sell Gardein crap pods passing it off as real meat and is attempting to claim that Simone has no dough and is desperate for cash. Look in the mirror, Stern.

Robin: "Oh, stop it! You're disgusting, she does not work at the Olive Garden. She does all kinds of things, she teaches others - "

Howard: "I know, I'm kidding."

Robin: "She is so prolific and generous with her time and her talent."

Howard: "I see here she'll be doing some Philip Glass music as well."

Robin: "He actually wrote a concerto for her, he was so impressed with her."

Howard: "... This is the music I'm gonna use when I hang myself. ... You want to raise big money with Simone Dinnerstein, make out with her tonight."

Robin: "It's not raising money, it's buying a ticket, you buy tickets to listen to her play."

Howard: "I wonder if I could sit through Philip Glass at any time in my life. Wow, that was awful." Some crazy music was played that I thought was Fred doing sound effects but apparently it was real.

=END=

Excerpts from the October 21, 2020 stale Stern satellite radio show when Robin brought up being a Dame again and being mad about the whole Simone Dinnerstein discussion from October 20, 2020 [comments in red are by this blogger]:

Howard: "Hey now. Alright, time to wake up, I mean, time for me to wake up. It's one of those mornings."

Robin: "Time for me to go to sleep because I didn't get any sleep last night."

Howard: "Ohhh, you're gonna be cranky. You know I don't like when you don't sleep."

Robin: "I'm very cranky because the reason I couldn't get any sleep was that it wasn't until I put my head on the pillow that my brain got a hold of me about the start of the show yesterday."

Howard: " Ahh, go ahead. What was the start of the show?"

Robin: "That was when you were talking about the Simone Dinnerstein concert."

Howard: "Yes, there's a big concert Robin is hosting -- "

Robin: "[dead serious] Be quiet, be quiet, be quiet, don't start patronizing me right off the bat."

Howard: "Alright."

Robin: "You can say anything to me that you want when we're just kibitzing about, I'm fine being Dame Robin Quivers [that Howard scripted] or whatever that is. But you know there was a time that Simone came to me and she said, 'Robin, I heard that every once in a while my name comes up on the show and people tell me that I'm a joke on your show.' And I said, 'No, they're making fun of me, Simone, they're not making fun of you'."

Howard: "That's right."

Robin: "But yesterday I thought it crossed the line because I felt you trivialized her accomplishments and disrespected all of the time and energy she's put into cultivating her art and I have to correct that now."

Howard: "Alright, fair enough."

Robin: "She is a Juilliard graduate, she got into Juilliard at 16, she's what you call a child protege. And she also went to London as a very young person to continue to pursue her studies. She didn't just get some, you know, little lessons and was able to tinkle on the piano and make pretty -- no, she wanted to completely study this music and keep it alive and she's dedicated her whole life to that. She's put out a number of albums, each one of them has gone to number one on the Billboard charts. She has a following all over the world. She doesn't need me to get an audience, she doesn't need this show to get an audience, she has her own following. The guy who's putting together this concert, Elliott Forrest, is the host on WQXR, and he's a huge fan of yours and a huge fan of the show and he knows that Simone and I are friends and he just said you know what, people like Simone can't perform now. ..."

Okay, I am stopping this huge speech here because Robin is doing a paid plug for Simone Dinnerstein.

Later --

Robin: "It just kept going in my head all night over and over again all night, this is all I heard all night [rehearsing the script]."

Howard: "Fantastic."

Robin: "That's it -- you're patronizing me."

Howard: "Listen, you put me in my place. I'm a big Simone Dinnerstein fan now [.... and suddenly feel hungry]."

Robin: "Right, yes, yes, yes, right."

Howard: "My goodness. Did I actually in your mind somehow offend Simone? No offense, I don't remember yesterday's show [because I'm under hypnosis]. What exactly was the offensive comment about Simone that I made? I have no recollection of it."

Robin: "Well, one of them you sort of made fun of the pricing - you know they have this tiered pricing and you said, 'Oh, these are $10 tickets.' You called it a fundraiser."

The pricing is like for any concert. You pay for the quality of your seats, how close you want to sit to the stage, etc. So people paying the minimum ticket price of $10 to see Simone via Zoom, have to sit in their kitchen and not in the living room close to their TV or computer monitor.

Howard: "That's not making fun of her."

Robin: "And that she doesn't actually play concerts and have people pay for tickets. Is it a fundraiser when Eddie Van Halen gets on stage? [he's dead so it might be] No, he's holding a concert and that's exactly what she's doing."

Howard: "Listen to me for one minute. Can I say something?"

Robin: "Now you can."

Howard: "First of all, making fun of the ticket prices is not making fun of Simone Dinnerstein [it kinda is]. It's making fun of the human nature which is when you tell people they could pay $10, $20 or $50, people pay $10. That has nothing to do with Simone Dinnerstein."

Robin: "That's not true. Radiohead did that with one of their albums and most people paid top tier."

Howard: "I don't believe that." Me neither.

Robin: "Well, go read it, it's online."

Howard: "Fake news. Now you're angry with me, and I respect you for being angry with me, I mean, listen, that's your right to have those emotions about me. I mean, I haven't seen you this angry since I don't know when." Howard forgot about the time Robin's Krispy Kremes got cold.

Robin: "Siegfried and Roy, it was a couple of weeks ago."

Howard: "Right, you were worked up about Siegfried and Roy and you're worked up about me. Now I have nothing against Simone Dinnerstein and certainly recognize that she's a concert level pianist."

Robin: "You said, is she broke? Does she make a living?"

Howard: "Ah, come on, I'm making a joke, stop it, stop it. I know she's not broke."

Robin: "That's a joke?"

Cutting to the chase....

Howard: "All I know is I found a humorous way, in my mind anyway, I found a humorous way to get a little plug in for Robin's latest venture. But it wasn't appreciated so I do apologize but no more will I talk about her."

Robin: "We were going along, we were having fun, I was Dame Robin Quivers and then all of a sudden it was 'Does she make any money?'" 

Yes, Howard went off script. The point was bringing up the word DAME since he is obsessed with Dame Beth-Man. Everybody wants to be me.

Howard: "Yeah, does she? I don't know."

Robin: "Not everybody does something to make money. They do it out of love. Look at Jason's wife."

Jason: "She's not making a dime. She's working constantly. I'm subsidizing her classical music career."

Robin: "Well, Simone subsidizes herself, thank you."

Howard: "And I will delete from the replays any mention of this concert, that's what I'm gonna do." - OR IS HE REALLY DELETING THE "DAME" MENTIONS??

Robin: "Well, I didn't ask you to say anything did I."

Howard: "I'm gonna delete it. You will never hear that again."

Robin: "Yeah, punish me now. Do whatever you want."

Howard: "That's not punishing you, you don't like what I said, I'm gonna take it out."

Robin: "I got to say who Simone is and that's fine."

Howard: "Alright, fair enough."

Robin: "Want to delete this, too? Go ahead."

Howard: "No, I won't delete it, if you tell me not to, I won't."

=END=

Covid Contagion Update

As exclusively reported on the Beth Fan Page, the American Humane Association's (AHA) Hero Dog Awards in Los Angeles snubbed Beth along with James Denton as the hosts and chose Carson Kressley instead for a special 10 year anniversary of the awards show and Carson was the first host. As already blogged about, Howard Stern dropped the bit about Beth getting a Covid test for his show since he thought he could get some mileage out of it because Beth expected to be invited again to fly out to L.A. to host the awards show only to be snubbed and the Sterns were furious and refused to plug the event. 

The Sterns are phony animal advocates and only plug themselves unless they are paid to plug something else. Otherwise, forget it. Beth was all mad she got Covid clearance all for nothing yet her whole life is all for nothing too. [Reference the Beth Fan Page, 9-26-20 and 10-4-20 about the Hero Dog Awards and Beth's Covid test and no punchline has been scripted.]

The Hero Dog Awards aired on the Hallmark Channel on October 19, 2020. Because it was the 10th anniversary celebration, they showed a "cherished moments" from the show from the last 10 years and showed a split second clip of Beth with her co-host James Denton. The clip was of Beth just saying "2014" and the clip was from the same year of my sidebar GIF of Beth from that same Hero Dog Awards show with her wearing that big ugly green dress. I have two photos from 2014 on this blog sidebar and it's obvious the AHA  reads the Beth Fan Page and decided to use a clip from the same year of 2014.

A 2-second clip aired on the AHA, Hero Dog Awards, October 19, 2020.
Cable shows don't have royalties, especially ones that show a 
2-second clip. What would they pay Beth anyway? Two cents?

Hamptons Halloween

As blogged about last Halloween, the Sterns' Hamptons house is quickly sinking into its sandlot and this blogger mentioned Beth's fans from China who follow her IG and now all we hear in the news is all about the China virus which brings us back to Beth. Could she be a Covid carrier? Why does Howard spend $1200 a month on virus protection?

This image originally appeared on the Beth Fan Page on October 30, 2019.
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2019/10/fall-of-hamptons-house.html

Whirl-A-Way

Let's face it. Beth needs to be on the cover of a horse racing magazine as Whirlaway and forget this modeling bullshit. As exclusively reported on the Beth Fan Page [see blog sidebar], Beth's Pittsburgh magazine "Whirl" went away and died since that is the only way to avoid getting STUCK with the Sterns but now we have a reboot called "One Whirl" only AFTER this blogger blogged about the defunct "Whirl" magazine. 

Beth reportedly had a monster blowout, not only to her wig, but blew that top of hers right off her huge padded bra telling Howard to get her back on a magazine cover, STAT. So, he did, although the "One Whirl" website is devoid of information, only that it's coming in December and they didn't even bother posting Beth's big cover photo and we know Howard had to do that cover himself. He didn't put much effort into the cover shot since it's from 2014 and is not current, as is the case for almost all of Beth's bullshit publicity photos.

Beth's next cover photo.

Conman Road Update

Howard Stern keeps press releasing all over the place about the big hot topic of the year, no, not about the Presidential election but about when Howard will re-sign with Sirius and continue with this stale satellite radio show. Howard loves throwing big dollar amounts around on the Internet, suggesting he makes around 80 - 90 million dollars per year which is laughable, but insiders knowingly allege the faded flatlined radio deadweight brings home about 30 - 40 million dollars per year. Why? Because, as exclusively revealed on the Beth Fan Page, Howard has a production arrangement with Sirius. He isn't just hired as a solo hot air balloon spreading gas all over the studio working about 12 hours per week. Nope, it's an entire production package and business deal involving two channels, producing music specials, hiring staff and on-air talent, meeting with bosses, spreading blind item gossip about himself on the Internet, and instructing his cohort Marci Turk to get excerpts from his stale satellite radio show press released to see if anyone will print them to keep his name in the public arena. Howard also has staff to oversee a host of other things that are involved with producing the stale Stern show. Years ago, Howard used to say he wanted his agent to get his name in print at least once a week to keep his name alive and to keep pushing that fame button. That's how The National Enquirer deal came about in the 1990s. They used to publish a filler column focusing on a celebrity interview that Howard did each week or every few weeks.

So, yeah, it is a big deal to ink something new out of something that's cracked and faded and disappearing off the global scheme even though Sirius is not a global platform and 99 percent of the globe doesn't know who Howard is anyway. Sirius does do annual budget adjustments with Howard like they do with anyone who has a production deal with the company. Howard already axed Robin's airtime and she got a pay cut since she doesn't read the news anymore and Howard no longer pretends he has a real show, just a mess of pre-recorded bits and interviews and then he inserts bragging about Beth every once in awhile and that's it.

This news item originally appeared on the Beth Fan Page, 2-24-19.
Howard does not take home 80 million dollars a year.
That's his total production budget.

2020 Presidential Update

The staging continues with the new sitcom called "Election 2020" and all of us are in on the joke as we wear masks when it's not even Halloween yet and dodge in and out of stores in full disguise hoping no one will ask for our autograph. I know, everyone thinks they're Dame Beth-Man now with the dark glasses and scarves covering their faces to avoid the paparazzi.

It's obvious that Howard Stern should be the Presidential debate moderator since it is common knowledge he mutes the microphones of his guests and on-air staff with Paulina Porizkova going on record saying he muted her when she did his stale terrestrial radio show years ago and even turned down her microphone so she couldn't hear herself and Howard turns his up really loud so he can interrupt her and keep bragging about himself. Howard always interrupts and mutes guests so he can give big speeches about how famous he is and about how he is still terrified of getting his wife Beth pregnant even though it would be impossible unless she is invaded by aliens to impregnate her empty shell of a body although not everyone thinks she has female body parts. That is what should really be debated by Trump and Biden; was Beth born female, male, or is she an alien clone?

Conspiracy theorists are saying that President Trump is going around
with a fake Melania, that some other woman is impersonating the First Lady.
Frankly, I don't believe it.

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#whirl #whirlaway #horses #onewhirl #sirius #siriusxm

#debate #halloween #holiday #bethhasafrozenfrightface

#masksarefakenews #dropthescarf #maskyouropinions #melania