Covid Curious

Howard and Beth Stern publicly announced on the stale Stern satellite radio show that Beth was getting tested for the coronavirus yet no results were announced that anyone has heard and it's making the Sterns' fan Covid curious.

Reference the Beth Fan Page:

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2020/09/rigged.html

Howard Stern keeps talking about the Covid invasion since that is all he has to talk about because he and Beth do nothing and have no one looking to hire them for anything with the Covids causing a lot of events to cancel the Sterns because a lot of these regular events, like the Hamptons Get Wild event, the Sterns' Getting Wild event [a duplicate of the Get Wild event so donated cash goes directly into Beth's purse], the Hero Dog Awards where Beth the Has-Been was the host until this year when she was mum on the subject as exclusively blogged about by this blogger because we know the Sterns promote nothing they are not PAID to promote. 

Reference the Beth Fan Page:

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2020/09/leaderboard.html

Same with Beth's foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, that was raising money to build the new Beth Stern Habitat and Photoshop Center using everyone's money but the Sterns'. A search for that on this blog will bring up the info on that as well as a snippet that's on this blog sidebar. Now, since it was publicized the millions of dollars that Billy Joel handed to the Sterns to build the cat center at the charity that pays Beth a salary as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL), Joel is always on Sirius with his own music channel. I guess he paid so much money to the Sterns via that NSAL bullshit overblown unneeded cat center, now he probably owns a piece of Sirius and will forever have a venue for his crappy music to play on a continuous monotonous loop while the inebriated Munchkin can rest easy into his old age supporting his family of freeloaders much like what Stern is facing although Stern is an overly tall geek stuck with a boatload of barnacles that he can't scrape off his hull. Gee, that was a sad reality rundown.

Excerpts from the September 28, 2020 stale Stern satellite radio show with comments in red by this blogger:

Caller Chris: " ... I did have a quick question for you about the business because I don't work in the entertainment field [neither does Howard], what do you do if you or Robin are too sick to come to work for a couple of days?" Obviously Caller Chris never listens to the Stern show because this has come up in the past.

Howard: "Well, the way our deal works is that we have a certain amount of shows we do for SiriusXM for the year and so if I'm sick and I really can't do the show, I'll cancel the show for that day and then I'll make it up on some other day, so that's just how it works. It would come out of whatever days off we have." Bullshit.

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Howard's contracts have always had a giant no-replacement clause so no one can fill in for him on his days off or for sick days. Howard knows he will be overshadowed by anyone taking over the show whether it's a planned vacation or sick days. He isn't like Carson or Letterman who had celebs fill in as guest hosts because it would prove to the bosses that Howard can be easily replaced and it has no effect on his listener, he would tune in with a filler host or if even Robin took over as host. Howard would go insane if Robin or anyone, overshadowed him. Sirius could hire a shadow to replace Stern and it would make no difference and Robin could cackle at the shadow's lame scripted jokes just as easily as she cackled like a hen that never lays that golden egg when Stern is there. Howard does have his Nancy Boy fits and tantrums and those are the days that he suddenly won't show up and feigns an illness or drums up some family drama.

Beth Tuesday appears to be officially back ever since this blogger wondered what happened to it. Here are excerpts from the September 29, 2020 stale Stern satellite radio show with comments in red by this blogger:

Howard: "I think the best bit would be to have this guy Sean Wheelock [soccer commentator] come over to my house like last night Beth and I did - Beth gave me the green light - and it would be great to have him do a play-by-play. [As a sports commentator] There he is. Stern getting into bed in his underwear and t-shirt, we're imagining it will have to come off. Beth entering the room in a silky robe somewhat see-through. Beth removes the robe, she's wearing panties and she gets into the bed next to Howard. ... I might want to do this for a living, this is kind of cool... ".

Later -

Beth: " .... [laughing] Our house looks so bad."

Howard: "Our house looks like a bomb hit it. It's like running a daycare because we have six resident cats and some of them don't like the other ones and some of them get upset with the other ones so we started sectioning some of them off."

Beth: "Upstairs and downstairs." Gotta claim more rooms as foster cat income tax shelters.

Howard: "It's just wild." Getting Wild? Howard's obsessing over not getting his annual bullshit charity event to pay for Beth's useless existence.

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We notice POTUS sure covered his hetero bases by claiming both he and the First Lady Melania have tested positive for the coronavirus. Howard announced on September 29 that he had sex with his first lady, the Hamptons Harridan Beth Stern, so there you have the makings of a plot. Beth had to have tested negative for having a Covid or Howard would not have pretended to have had recent sex with her, right? But then, why not officially announce Beth is Covid-free? Therein lies the mystery of the impending Covid press release since Howard wants to pretend that staying in a basement bunker has protected him from the Covids while Beth runs around freely and still never got the virus? Hmmm, I guess Howard's show writers have backed themselves into a Covid corner.

Beth Wednesday is back too after this blogger blogged about it. Howard started this when he was permanently quarantined by Sirius to the basement of his sinking Hamptons flagship. 

Following are excerpts from the September 30, stale Stern satellite radio show with comments in red by this blogger:

Howard: "... I like dancers, I had sex with a Dancer once [as well Blitzen and Rudolf] and it's the greatest because they're very free with their body and they want you to look at their body like they enjoy being seen you know what I mean, they're very, very free. I mean, I'm all covered up like an Arab sheik but they like run around naked, do all kind of weird shit [yes, most strippers do]. Like I always say to Beth - Beth is very demure [meaning, not a stripper] - I'll go 'Honey, stand there naked for a minute, I want to look at you [and check for a penis].' And she goes 'No!' So you were a model, I don't understand [that you married a model tranny?] 'I'm not standing there naked, I don't need that.' I go 'Let me see your ass.' 'No!' ... And it's so cute you know I love it." When will Howard admit he bought that dancer [stripper] a Mercedes? Are her initials Stormy Daniels?

Later, Howard and Beth did a boring scripted bit about the Trump/Biden debate so Beth can justify her Stern show salary. Here's the deal, apparently, Biden thinks he can swing that Stern fan to his side of the fence hoping he doesn't swing back at the last minute.

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Covid Catcher Update

We see that the Rothschilds' acquisition of a Nicky Hilton to their museum was on board hiding from a Covid several years ago as she practiced her art.

Exactly how did Nicky get old lady atrophied
skanky old lady legs? Well, she turns 37 on October 5, so I guess
that explains it. I would guess she's a smoker. Beth should
fire up those ciggies again and maybe her chunky legs will shrink.

A Rothschild doesn't need a mask. Covids don't play that.

Good picture of Paris Hilton's left tiny eye.

Is this the book cover?

Jerry Seinfeld is coming out with a new book after 25 years of nothing while audiences can attest to the fact that his stand-up comedy shows are almost good enough to be classified as boring filler for people stuck in the city getting a free hotel room from the airline waiting for the fog to clear.

Howard Stern's satellite radio show listener can't wait
for Jerry to Zoom into the stale Stern show.

Australian Pre-Covid Report

Keith Urban is still cute while Nicole has aging disease and this is before the Covids hit Australia and the U.S.

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