As exclusively reported on this blog by this blogger several years ago, Howard moved out of that now-corporate set of apartments and only visits to wine and dine his Sirius bosses or do other business dealings with Beth's apartment beneath Howard's. He has his own private space near Katie Lee's Kitchen and faces being exposed for more than being a fake Gardein eater when the guy guzzles meat and fish like it's going extinct and so does his current wife Beth Stern while they play at being vegans who eat meat and fish. Yeah, I know. Well, Gardein is a sponsor of the show and how fitting that they chose Mr. Fartman to push Gardein that will plug up your colon quicker than a gerbil inside an American Gigolo.
Howard Stern takes a jab at Dr. Fauci with an evil Dr. Fauci inserted in his stale Stern satellite radio show on October 26, 2020 [comments in red are by this blogger].
Excerpts:
Howard: "... and you know this whole thing is ignoring science, ignoring masks, ignoring a government that's telling us what to do, ignoring Dr. Fauci. This guy, Dr. Fauci, God bless him. I don't know how he's staying in the game, I mean, he is just insulted all the time. This is a man of science. The humiliation I mean, here's the humiliation."
Played a news clip, "Today instead of attacking the virus, the President is going after the leading authority on infectious diseases, Dr. Anthony Fauci, calling him and other experts 'idiots'."
Howard: "I mean, it's insanity. 'I like him,' 'I don't like him,' 'He's an idiot,' 'We would have 500,000 deaths.' According to the New York Times, there were 59,000 cases in the U.S. on Sunday, October 25. Compare that to Australia, I mean, it's crazy. The U.S. just hit the highest seven-day average of cases since the pandemic began. How is that acceptable? How is this a government? What the fuck are we doing?"
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Howard: "And then I saw Trump speaking, he's literally using the fact that Biden will listen to scientists as a reason not to vote for Biden. He actually got up and said oh he's gonna listen to all these scientists and close down the country. And, by the way, Australia isn't closed down [they're just out to lunch], there's just leadership and then people feel patriotic when they wear a mask. But this Dr. Fauci, he got us thinking, to be humorous and not be all serious, we made a phony phone call to a mistress [the bit was Fake Fauci calling a 'wild and sexy mistress' hotline because Howard's mad Fauci won't do his bargain basement radio show]. We pretended to be Dr. Fauci because we just thought the discussion was just how much humiliation - the only way that Fauci could stay in the game is because he loves humiliation." The "mistress" berated Fake Fauci who acted like he was getting turned on.
Later, Howard and Beth did a relationship check-in text with each other and they found that they are both very happy even though Beth's been in Pittsburgh visiting her family doing her own check-in to see if her felon father is still vertical. Yeah, that's public record, folks, about how Beth's Daddy-O was politely asked by officials to Surrender Dorothy who was holding his dental license hostage in an insurance fraud tornado.
Howard: "... So now I have chores you know I make the bed in the morning, I have a Roomba, whatever it is I do, whatever Beth tells me to do. But washing the fruit is mine because I'm the only one who eats fruit in the house, Beth is not a fruit eater [we know; she doesn't do oral]. So, you know, strawberries are bigger than blueberries and they're a pain in the ass [they're not meant for your ass]. There's so much clean-up involved with this [let's not go there]. You would think it'd be a no-brainer, easy, but there's like 10, 15 minutes of clean-up afterwards that just annoys the fuck out of me. I just eliminated the strawberries and so now I just don't have 'em. But I miss 'em but I don't want to clean 'em [he kept sniffing here]. By the time you're ready to eat these strawberries, you're ready to kill yourself or starve to death. I've lost tons of weight by the way. I've eliminated everything I had to clean, it's called the clean diet. I'm down to eating nothing. But I'm on a pretty good diet now, I've been dropping the weight. Same thing in the morning, yogurt, sugar-free, Metamucil, little bit of granola, one little tablespoon of granola and some blueberries." Sounds like a Covid cure.
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Howard: "... and then for dinner, I eat a sensible dinner whatever that might be [since I'm making all this up]. A couple of nights a week I cheat a little and I have a really outrageously good dinner like I had those Gardein burgers the other night [since they're a sponsor]. But most nights just a little vegetable, grilled fish and maybe a potato again or something." What's the point of Gardein faux meat pods and then having real fish? I guess Howard has to pretend to eat Gardein garbage or he'll lose that loser sponsor of his.
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Excerpts from the October 27, 2020 stale Stern satellite radio show with comments in red by this blogger - yeah, Howard already forgets the prior show's bit about him losing a ton of weight. Howard forgot to hire a script continuity girl.
Howard: "I got a problem over here. I actually re-button my shirts, I actually put extra buttons on them so my belly won't show through the shirt and the TV people just told me that my belly - I forget how they put it, they don't say 'Your belly's sticking out,' they go 'Your shirt's a bit crumpled in an area.' I go, 'Oh, you can see my white belly through the shirt.' It's like a little hole here and you can just see belly and hair sticking out it's vile."
Howard's not on television and why would your belly stick out if you're so skinny with your lying diet of food you never touch? Oh wait. Yeah, I know, Stern stuffs his face with his favorite food of shrimp with pasta. He used to force his youngest daughter to eat that crap at Nobu when he had shared custody of his lab rat.
Robin: "Like the buttons gap open because of - oh dear."
Howard: "It's like right before we're about to go on, they go 'Howard, your belly is making the control room vomit.' And I'm like you know what, I'm aware of it but that would mean I have to go upstairs and my house is pretty big [and Beth's nowhere to be seen] so I'd have to go all the way upstairs for 10 minutes and find a shirt and change and you know what [Sirius would make me make up the time], my belly's the least disgusting thing about me so maybe you'll focus on that if you're watching this on the app. ..."
Robin: "I thought you were losing weight you said." Yeah, we know. A script writer fucked up.
Howard: "I am, my weight's down, but it's like my belly is loose anyway. I don't even understand how you can be 6'5", weigh 189 pounds, and you still have a big gigantic belly. It's like Biafra, maybe I'm starving myself to death. And you know what it is, when I used to run and I used to do like more ab work, core work in the gym, I actually almost was bordering on a six-pack [of beer instead of my usual Vodka with tonic]. And then I don't know there came a point in my time where I couldn't run anymore because my head would hurt, the back of my neck would get tight [sounds like his wig strings were coiling up], so I stopped running.
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Excerpts from the October 28, 2020 stale Stern satellite radio show where Howard proves once again that he or his pigeons read the Beth Fan Page. Comments in red are by this blogger.
Howard: "... Ralph's [Howard's longtime companion] very passionate that Trump's gotta go. It came down to this: If Ronnie [Howard's longtime tiny chauffeur] will vote for Biden, Ralph would answer three very important questions about his sexuality and we'd finally have an answer whether Ralph is gay or not [thus proving whether Howard is gay or not]. And this was very interesting. So the boys [boys??] took a breather, I told them to go home and think about. Even I went upstairs and Beth goes, 'Well, what happened? Who's gonna know who Ronnie voted for, why didn't Ronnie just say he's voting for Biden and then we would have found out about Ralph.' I said, 'Well, Ronnie's honest, he would actually vote for Biden if he says he's gonna do it.' ... Ronnie isn't usually a guy who kills the party but Ronnie killed it yesterday." There was a party?
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Howard: "... But he [Ralph] did share, I remember when he shared on the show he was dating a girl from 'Star Trek' if you remember."
Yeah, we all remember since the Beth Fan Page just jogged your memory for a bit for the show since I just used STAR TREK AS A MAJOR THEME FOR MY PRIOR BLOG ENTRY dated October 25, 2020:
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2020/10/dame-dame-dame.html
And Ralph's fugly scripted girlfriend was a Buchwald client named Terry Farrell, yeah, a man's name what a shock.
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Moving onto Halloween bashing:
Howard: "... I actually had some fun Halloweens with my buddies and we'd go out and create mayhem, whatever our version of mayhem was [it involved hemming dresses]. I just see it now and it's just like it's all a waste of time, it's just a waste of time because time runs out and then you realize you wasted time with dopey Halloween." Yeah, and candy corn is played out.
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Howard: "People take Halloween very seriously, people are really upset about Halloween being canceled."
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Later, Beth chimes in about thinking Ralph is gay which was totally boring but the bitch's gotta earn her salary somehow.
Howard also commented on some guy named Matt Walsh who was arguing that Halloween should not be canceled. Of course it was not canceled in most parts of the nation but social distancing was generally practiced.
This led to another bombshell by Howard Stern regarding Halloween:
Howard: "Why not get dressed as a sexy cat? You don't want to miss out on that."
Gee, what made Howard blurt this out specifically? Oh, because the Beth Fan Page just posted a photo of BETH from Halloween 2017 when she painted her face like a cat thinking she's sexy as that is her constant shtick.
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| This photo appeared on the Beth Fan Page October 25, 2020 and Howard was referencing this as Beth as a sexy cat since that's what she thinks she is. |
In other Halloween news, it was nice to see that Brooke Shields is still the foreman of her funny farm.
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