Leaderboard

A Covid thinks that
Howard Stern's our leader.

 

Howard Stern was in a tizzy this past week and gave a rambling speech about how the U.S. apparently has no leadership when everyone knows he was really panicking over the leadership at Sirius and the ousting of Jim Meyer as stocks fell lower than Beth's bra line. Meyer was moved to the board to work out his contract although now he's saying he is retiring at the end of this year and he is being replaced with a Witz. We're not sure but we think a Witz outranks a Covid so that's a plus for us humans.

It's pretty interesting how Stern seems to be worried about signing his contract for another five years with Sirius when this blogger has already posted years ago on the blog sidebar that Stern wants a 10 year final contract because he is getting too old to negotiate and needs permanent ink this time. He needs a certain amount of income in order to keep juggling all the freeloaders he keeps in the air who may just run off and write books with actual content about the real Howard Stern but maybe that will be left to Katie Lee and her future book featuring her Tribeca Kitchen Diaries. Howard's been frantic since Katie is now in the Hamptons with her new acquisitions of a husband and child and it's causing trouble with Howard not being able to sneak into Katie Lee's Kitchen to sample her meatballs [they're real and they're spectacular].

This blogger has blogged about Stern's contract many times before. Here are a few examples:

12-16-15, Satellite is Stuck With Stern.

1-29-16, Without Sirius She's Nothing, which includes the story about Ellen DeGeneres being on Sirius which is one of the reasons why the Sterns kiss her ass.

10-19-19, Winner Wendy vs Stale Stern about how Howard has demands before he'll leave like everyone thinks he wants a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame but he's not a TV star like Wendy Williams or Simon Cowell or Andy Cohen who all have stars on the famous walk of fame.

6-17-20, Reality Show Loser, which features the report on Donald Trump Jr telling people to cancel their Sirius subs due to Stern's past performances of appearing in black face on television. Yeah, some history there, Stern. What will you show to audiences as a retrospective when you finally get the boot? All your past racist, sexist, and homophobic humor? No one wants to see Stern's history let alone his present or future.

Yeah, Howard's a bit nervous since a new administration in 2021 could mean the cancellation of Stern's show since he is offensive and makes it no secret how jealous he is of Trump and his family and Trump's perfect wealthy life with all the wives and daughters that look like hot chicks and not hot messes like Beth Stern. We know Stern's Sirius buddy Ellen DeGeneres has been in the press about how her TV talk show is skating on thin ice and rumors are spreading her crappy show with the striped blue Egyptian Epstein Island pillars as her set decoration is history come next year. Howard is panicking because he'll have to start buttering up the new group of talk show hosts that are taking over, like Kelly Clarkson, Drew Barrymore and others. Ellen's show was broadcast on Channel 109 on SiriusXM so she had to take Stern or Beth whenever they show up in L.A.

September 21, 2020 stale Stern satellite radio show when he rants about the lack of leadership because we know it's not about politics, well, sort of, since Donald Trump Jr wants Howard off the air as he stated publicly on Twitter [ref: Beth Fan Page June 14, 2020]. Howard might be scared that Trump Sr may be working behind the scenes to cancel Howard's mouth should the election turn out like everyone thinks it will. Howard is desperate for another contract extension to keep that sinking Hamptons Battleship afloat even though everyone has jumped ship already leaving Beth to scrape the barnacles off the hull while in the meantime everyone knows he never should have built that cement bunker basement and it's cracking and Beth can't caulk it fast enough.

Excerpts from the September 21, 2020 show with comments in red by this blogger:

Howard: "... Whenever they would even cut to this 'Schitt's Creek' winning all these Emmys or they would cut to this one or that one, it seemed to me people were wearing masks and then two seconds later, they're kissing, hugging and then taking off the masks. Talking into the microphone without the mask, sharing the microphone and I know it's just the fucking Emmys but again it's indicative to me of how confused and lax the rules really are about getting rid of this damned fucking pandemic. And I'm pissed off because it's again a lack of leadership. I saw Dr. Sanjay Gupta on TV last night and they said to him - in other words, if this guy was President, what the fuck would he do? First of all, he wouldn't tell people 'some people like masks, some people don't like masks, don't wear masks.' I wish the President would be quiet about masks, not even say anything as opposed to the message oh don't wear a mask you know if you want to wear one, go ahead but sometimes I wear one, that wishy-washy horseshit. Sanjay Gupta, who's a medical guy, a scientist, said you want to get rid of this thing? There's gotta be an effort in this country to produce N95 masks which there are still days into this pandemic there are not enough N95 masks. If we had great masking, people could go out, people could function, it would cut down on the amount of Covid. Also, he indicated these plastic masks, the things that go over the face, the guard - "

Robin: "The shield."

Howard: "The shield. And a President has to get up and say okay time to sacrifice, assholes, enough of the bullshit, you want to get rid of this thing? Teachers have to be protected if you want your kids to go back to school and you want to get back to normal. I am gonna produce an amount of N95 masks, this is the purpose of [a commie] government right now, we're jumping in, we're in a pandemic [dems panicking], we're in an emergency - N95 masks for everyone. You wear 'em! [Oh, brother]. I was reading that in Indonesia, they punish people who don't wear their masks and they punish them by burying the dead Covid patients [what?]. Indonesia is ahead of us in terms of [torture] their effort to get rid of it in their country. And we are so far behind [in being a dictatorship] - 200,000 dead, no one knows what the fuck to do [really?] ... ".

Howard: "... Or maybe someone at work stops wearing masks and then the other people feel kind of funny because now a couple of people aren't wearing masks and everyone's afraid to speak up and say hey how come no one's wearing a mask. There's a weird psychology [psy-op] when there's no leadership, when people are confused [Bunker Biden is the answer]. The moron factor [Howard's an expert on this], the idiots who don't understand what the mask is doing [it gets candy from strangers on Halloween] start to take over. When I went to school [in 1899], there were so many morons with me [in Special Ed] when I was a young man, the moron becomes the leader [huh?]. You see the morons take over [I think this is a jab at POTUS]. All of a sudden like 'What are you worried about, Howard? Oh, you're such a neurotic, oh, you're such a baby' [you're a girl]. They shame you into wanting to get rid of this thing [rid of what?]. We're in madness right now. We're in a mad, crazy world that I don't recognize. Leadership means everyone wear a mask [really?]. Everyone listen to the scientists [about what?]. I'm not a scientist [really?] but I'm gonna introduce you to three top scientists in the world on Covid and we're all gonna follow what they say." 

What a nutbar. No wonder Sirius doesn't want him back in the building.

Robin: "The head of the CDC just came out and said the mask is better than a vaccine [which doesn't exist]."

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September 22, 2020 stale Stern satellite radio show, Howard brings back the regular feature "Beth Tuesday" as she makes a brief appearance to justify her Stern show salary and talks about some bands and later Howard inserts some bizarre story about how Beth's teachers apparently rated Beth's boyfriends when we know they were a laugh riot and probably looked like cartoon characters from Mad Magazine. Then, Howard ranted about Sirius what with their leader Oscar Meyer Fatty being pushed off the leaderboard and dumped in the dugout waiting to work out his contract. Meyer stated in the press that he wants to spend more time with his family when his wife is allegedly heading to divorce court and Meyer needs to catch up on his personal life since he hasn't been home in 12 years, much like how Howard only sees his wife Beth Stern via WhatsApp.

September 22, 2020 excerpts with comments in red by this blogger:

Howard: ".... Honey, you gotta hear this."

Beth: "No." We don't want to hear it either, Beth.

Howard: "No, just listen. What do you mean no? What? [Her voice was muffled in the background]. Stand behind the curtain so I can tell you. You gotta hear this. I'm sitting here, I'm all prepared to do a radio show, I got phony phone calls, I got all kind of shit, this is what I'm doing - I heard you vacuuming up there."

Beth: "Oh shoot, I'm sorry."

Howard: "No, no, it's fine."

Beth: "You told me you can never hear it."

Howard: "Honey, I don't care, I need a clean house." 

Beth: "Ohhhh!"

Howard: "What I'm saying is, I want you to know what I'm doing while you're working hard. You think I'm down here working, I'm sitting and teaching this music teacher [who called in] who the top three bands - fucking guy graduated a college I never heard of, he says Rush."

Beth: "Beatles."

Howard: "Say it again."

Beth: "Beatles!"

Howard: "Number two?"

Okay, I'm stopping this here. It's too boring and a waste of blog space. Let's move on to Beth's boyfriends report.

Howard: "... I'm talking to Beth the other day - you know Beth, gorgeous, professional model, blah blah blah, she talks about her life, I can't even believe it [when I wrote it]."

Robin: "I know it sounds like a fairy tale."

Howard: "She's telling me the other day, she was in High School and she was dating a guy. Her teachers would come up to her and say, are you dating so-and-so? And she'd say, 'Yeah.' And they'd say, 'He's not good enough for you.' They were giving her love advice." Beth's rates were too low and her teachers knew it.

Then Howard talked about his final show on Sirius because it's a reality that might happen in our lifetime especially if Trump Jr gets his way and gets Stern put in his place which is permanently off the air.

Howard: "In fact I was thinking on the last show, I would like you to take over for three hours and just say all your goodbyes [Robin laughed]. You'll have the longest goodbye in the history of radio."

Howard: ".... Yeah so we'll see what happens. It's not a negotiation ploy or anything. I mean, part of me [which part?] doesn't know what the fuck is going on [regarding his contract negotiations]." 

I guess the new boss Witzer Fritzer needs to talk to Helen Stern and see WhatsApp.

Howard: "Listen to me, I'll tell you what we'll do, let's say we go and we have to do an abrupt goodbye, I will do everything within my power to produce a farewell show and we'll like put it on Netflix or something, on one of these streaming services." 

Howard can do anything he wants providing he funds it like he has had to do with everything else in his life.

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Covid Lockdown Update

It's nice to see Brooke Shields is still a nutbar. Interesting that Howard ignored her plugging his book in a staged publicity photo [ref Beth Fan Page 8-27-20] but then again Howard is very secretive that his little fame and funding comes in part from a group of avid L.A. and Florida science lovers and the group sticks together and plugs each other's shit.

 

Her Groucho Marx painted eyebrows are a joke.

A Beth Fan Page Exclusive

As exclusively revealed on this blog sidebar, Beth was snubbed this year for the American Humane Association's annual Hero Dog Awards. Beth has hosted the awards gala in Los Angeles from 2014 through 2019 and Beth even got her Covid test as Howard stated on his stale satellite radio show [ref: Beth Fan Page 9-20-20] leaving her fan thinking she needed to be Covid-clear to fly on a commercial airline to the West Coast. Did they just Zoom Beth in from her remote location and she will be edited into the final cut when it's aired on the Hallmark Channel in October? I guess we'll have to wait and watch what happens as Beth's IG Show producer Howard Stern is silent on this apparent scandal of the firing of Beth O as host of the Hero Dog Awards gala in Los Angeles.

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