Rigged

We said good-bye for a second time to the lovely Diana Rigg, my Dame in Arms, who will be missed amongst us living Dames who must carry on without her spark. She was the most popular beauty in "The Avengers" who became Bond girls with a few thrown in that were not Bond-worthy. "The Avengers" was always fertile ground to grow Bond people remembering that there was only one Emma Peel. Each character appearing alongside the star Patrick Macnee were their own unique characters, not playing the same woman.

Beth Stern always looks like a Bond villain and has finally posted on her Instagram Show how she taped the Kitten Bowl when she normally tapes that at the end of August, as exclusively blogged about, and Beth was mum on this until now because the Sterns don't want anyone to know nothing has changed for them and their little routine trekking back and forth between their properties in NYC, Florida and their Hamptons shambles home that they're trying to unload quicker than unloading a dead Supreme Court Justice that's been in storage for a year waiting for the perfect timing to release the Kraken.

Reference the Beth Fan Page regarding the Kitten Bowl:

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2020/08/shampoo-dreams-and-rinse-nightmares.html

Now, onto the annual Hero Dog Awards where Beth horns in to get her and Howard a freebie trip to the West Coast where the show is normally taped and it's been press released by the sponsor, the American Humane Association (AHA), in conjunction with the Lois Pope Foundation, that it will be taped on September 26. On the Hallmark Channel website, it shows a photo of the regular hosts of the Hero Dog Awards Beth with James Denton and says the show will air on October 19 on the Hallmark Channel. Beth looks all ready for her close-up because from her Instagram show it was obvious she'd been to her Florida Fortress & Plastic Surgery Center Botox Basement to get filled up and get her new blonde wig glued to her head in apparent anticipation of flying to L.A. for the taping. Of course this blogger has blogged about the AHA that does almost zilch with promoting animal welfare in the entertainment industry and the animals are forced to endure all kinds of horrible conditions because the Screen Actors Guild funds the AHA to issue certs at the end of productions featuring live animals that no animals were harmed during production when one wonders how they know that when no one from the AHA is there on the set to observe abuse let alone stop it. A search of this blog will bring up past stories about that as well as a Google search and info on the blog sidebar.

It's so obvious Beth got back from Florida to get ready for her Hero Dog Awards show taping this month. The first clue is the six-toed cat she snatched from the Hemingway estate, then she got her hair cut and her face swollen with Botox and she can only move that freakish mouth and then she got her new huge blonde wig attachment. We hope Beth and Howard have a nice flight to the West Coast pretending they had to fly due to saving dogs and not because Stern demands a freebie trip each year to the West Coast to sign tax docs and ferret out that creature in the Bay who demands a Trust Fund raise to shore up her house for the winter. One wonders how she's doing with the Bay Area Covids since they are busy turning the skies burnt orange from all the fires they set as officials continue to evade the invasion and refuse to release the info to the public who are left wondering where their next iced coffee latte is coming from, yeah, it's that bad in the Bay Area, folks.

See the Beth Fan Page regarding the exclusive Six-Toed Florida cat reports:

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2015/10/a-trick-or-treat.html

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2015/10/halloween-thats-when-she-gets-so-mean.html

Normally, the dates Beth's posts her photos are meaningless. They rarely have anything to do
with actual timelines or with reality of when the Sterns do anything. It's just when this
Selfie Satyr decides to post her photos and pretend they are current. It's obvious Beth was
all ready for her taping of the Hallmark Channel Kitten Bowl and now will head to
L.A. to tape the Hero Dog Awards since she is Botox and Wig ready for her closeups that
are expected to happen on September 26.

On the September 14, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show, Howard and Beth talked about how Beth was getting tested for any Covids invading her body since everyone knows she has never stopped her normal routine of hopping back and forth between her Hamptons Hostel and her apartment in NYC and so she can show up to tape useless shows like the Kitten Bowl and the AHA Hero Dog Awards show and anything else Beth can horn in on in her manic fame quest while Howard Stern's former boss Jim Meyer has been dumped by Sirius sending stocks downward while he works out his contract as a board member and oversees the transition to a new CEO Jennifer Witz, who is now Stuck With Stern and everyone is laughing behind her back because they always give women loser jobs dealing with difficult jerks at a lower pay rate than a guy would make.

September 14, 2020 excerpts [comments in red are by this blogger]:

Howard: "... Beth's here ... look what Beth's wearing. Can you see?

Robin: "Is she wearing a mask?"

Gosh, I can't take the hilarity.

Howard: "She's wearing a mask. Are you getting tested?"

Beth: "Yes, in an hour."

Howard: "You getting tested? Because I don't want you to get Covid getting the test. ............  I'm convinced Beth has Covid because we got haircuts. Alright, I love you, sweetheart." [She left.]

=END=

Howard has obviously been back in NYC with his aged houseboy Ralph, the toady who Howard informally adopted and trained him to be his gopher who digs up gossip on everyone that Howard can use as leverage and Ralph picked out Stern's new Fall wardrobe for his Hamptons bargain basement bunker radio show that has installed row boats in case the floor finally gives way and Stern is sent into the ocean without a paddle, well, now he has one along with the boat.

Below is an excerpt from the September 15, 2020 stale Stern satellite radio show where Beth says Howard suddenly switched to Fall with his wardrobe thinking audiences are that dumb to not know Stern lives in NYC and Beth primarily lives in the Hamptons and any Covids wandering around have nothing to do with Howard changing his regular routine it's just that their fundraising efforts were curtailed due to everyone using it as an excuse to escape from the Sterns and shut down red carpet events and Howard had to hide any Hamptons Hostel fundraising he did like he does every summer for their selfie foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends.

September 15 excerpt [comments in red are by this blogger]:

Howard: "I was wearing this shirt this morning, this is another one of my dopey shirts I mean, but Beth said, 'You know, I know, you don't realize this but you've actually switched seasons with this shirt and it looks very good on you.' And I go, 'What did I do? I switched seasons?' There used to be some dopey racket out there that'd get women to pay to find out what season they were. 'Are you a fall?' 'Are you a winter?' "Are you a summer?' I remember this, this was years ago. And women were like 'I'm a summer'." 

Howard is evading the issue that he was back in NY as usual for Ralph to change his wardrobe like Howard has done for 20 years and nothing has changed due to any Covids wandering around the city or elsewhere.

Robin: "And they would give you the colors you look best in."

Howard: "And I think Beth was accusing me of having some kind of coordination of seasons." Right, because Ralph helped you out with your fall wardrobe where all your stuff is back in the city.

Robin: "No, I think she was saying that you've gone from summer to fall with this shirt."

Howard: "Whatever I did, she thinks I did that instinctively. And I said, 'Really, okay, whatever, I'll take that'... ." Beth was trying to infer he had been back to NY for Ralph to select his wardrobe for the fall.

=END=

NY Fashion Week is done and apparently Howard couldn't score Beth a freebie corporate ticket when I thought for sure she'd have a chance this year since everyone is afraid of the Covid invasion and I thought Beth could get a front row seat even if she had to fight a Covid for it. The Sterns didn't even bother to hold their own fashion week on the patio of their Florida Fortress like they used to as exclusively reported by this blogger in the past. The sidebar of this blog will provide a status of Beth attempting to crash NY Fashion Week with Stern not scoring a ticket let alone a tick-tock for the selfie monster he married when everyone knows ticks are not Covids and they get miffed when you confuse the two.

Howard's gotta be jealous of his old buddy Geraldo Rivera who was honored with a special about his 50 years on television. Where is Howard Stern's special about his months in television?

Howard has announced in the past that he is done with photographing Beth and even had his own photography company for awhile that went nowhere. I've talked about it randomly on this blog before about how he tries to plagiarize ideas from other photographers and has copied the photos of Crawford in a pink bathing suit and Porizkova with a black cat and other stuff and this one is pretty funny. It's a photo Howard took several years ago when he was launching Beth as his dull-brained muse with a hooker blank stare. I don't know why the Beth series of photos by Howard never caught on and why he didn't get a show in NY of his photographs. 

Beth is no Mia Farrow and Howard is no Arbus even though she did photograph
circus freaks like Howard does.

Covid Invasion Update

I think after the heat wave, fires, flames, smoke, pot fields burned and all the smoke filling up the skies sending people to the supermarkets to raid the bakery section, the humans are just about done and ready to eat. The fall harvest is approaching and the leftovers can expect to be let go in a few months and then there will be another human roundup next March. 

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