Bargain Basement Banter

Alleged sources are talking that not only did The Stephen Talkhouse in the Hamptons dodge a Stern bullet this year due to the Covid invasion preventing the Sterns from holding their third annual animal fundraiser at their roadhouse bar and nightclub, but Sterns' Sirius status could be dumped into the bargain bin since the allegedly incarcerated Ghislaine Maxwell is getting smart and spilling tea on big names in big circles, allegedly, Leon Black, the guy who Howard says hired him at Sirius back in 2006. However, it was also Martine Rothblatt who Howard doesn't like to talk about because he's a man in a dress [yeah what a coincidence since Howard's always in drag in public]. See sidebar of this blog about The Stephen Talkhouse and the item about Martine and Leon.

It's no secret that since the hiring of Howard Stern, Sirius has fallen on hard times and is always fighting off the enemy called bankruptcy as Fatty Oscar Meyer hopes to keep Howard in his bargain basement bunker doing his stale satellite radio show hoping to cut down on expenses as Howard has proven that broadcasting from his Hamptons sandpit makes no difference. Howard is getting the same loser guests as he did when he was at Sirius HQ in Manhattan. Even Howard's show runner Gary Dell'Abate, whose job was running around that huge Sirius building in NYC trying to hunt down celebrities that were appearing on other shows and trip them in the hallways, throw a net over them, and drag them back to the Stern corner of the building to do an interview, had to have surgery on his knee due to his running up and down those stairways everyday for the past 14 years and he just can't hunt down celebs anymore. He's just too old to keep up that pace so again, it just proves that now is the time to keep Howard in his basement in his Hamptons house that keeps sinking so Sirius' problem will just go away eventually.

I guess Howard's fan can expect this winner to appear on the stale Stern Sirius bargain basement radio show very soon since she is posing with Howard's stale book that laid an egg last year. What took you so long, Brooke, to plug this loser Stern book? She's reading a year-old book. I guess she just now got her free copy from the Buchwald Agency so she would pose with it.

We all remember when Brookie showed up at The Stephen Talkhouse in 2018 when Beth hosted her fundraiser for herself to benefit her foundation Bianca's Furry Friends in conjunction with the charity she shills for, the North Shore Animal League, sponsored by Sirius and Howard Stern who hogged the stage and Bon Jovi was there plugging his wine since he's got a bunch of businesses to try and stay afloat. We remember Howard inducted Bon Jovi in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Check out the sidebar of this blog for some info about this stuff.

Brooke admits career defeat in 2018 by showing up to a Stern
loser event even though she's been treading water for over a
decade stuck with Hamptons Henchy and their creepy kids.

Clone Center Update:

Of course Madonna looks like she's been replaced for more than a few years now and counting what with her comedy concert tour called Madame X with the eye patch and she was one of the first celebs having her coronavirus meltdown show on her social media sites from her dilapidated palace in Portugal where it's alleged her supply of youths ran out. She looks like an 89 year old Faye Dunaway who actually looks reptilian. When they age they can't hide it anymore. Be very afraid of the next few years in the lives of Beth and Howard Stern as they plan their permanent troop movement to Florida where the ecosystem is just right for reptilians. 

This prize was taken to the cleaners by both of her husbands
as her influence has dwindled to becoming a cheap joke.

This shapeshifter forgot her mask.

Covid Catcher Update:

If the Covids get their way, the White House will be theirs by the end of this year and the United Nations in NYC will need to take over as the Capitol of the U.S. and call in the armed forces to contain Washington, D.C. and detonate the explosives that have been planted all around our nation's capitol in case of such an event while POTUS hides at his Mir-a-Lago resort hoping to play a few rounds of golf before Melania hands him a second post-nuptial agreement to sign.

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