It seems that the Howard Stern stale Sirius satellite radio show's regular appearance of Beth Stern on "Beth Tuesday" has been retired. At least as far as I have noticed. The Beth Fan Page exclusively revealed "Beth Tuesday" as far back as June 20, 2014 and it apparently ended about January 28, 2020 with Howard wanting Beth to have more of a presence on the show to prove she exists in real life and not just in his clone center haunted dreamscapes.
Now, Howard has "Beth Monday" and "Beth Wednesday" which makes sense I guess since Howard is rarely live on Mondays and just has some pre-recorded drivel and rarely has any current weekend news to talk about and Wednesday used to be Bagel Wednesday before the Covid lockdown when Stern and Robin and other big cheese on-air staff paid for a bagel for each of the peon employees at the Stern Sirius studio in NYC and heaven help you if you helped yourself to two bagels since Stern only agreed to buy one bagel per peon.
Now that's all ended with this year's contract negotiations and Sirius kicked Stern to the Hamptons curb where his house has about the same curb appeal as a homeless man parked in front of his cardboard box. As blogged about exclusively on the Beth Fan Page, Stern has been cleaning out the Hamptons house and he finally admitted it on the air with insiders alleging the Hamptons house is on the market as already exclusively revealed on this blog site and Stern is red-faced as to the embarrassingly low bids he is getting in spite of parking Beth outside the front gate with a lemonade stand and homemade banana bread with gumdrops stuck in it.
It was Beth Monday on the August 10, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show where Howard's fan delighted in Beth's deadpan personality.
Excerpts [comments in red are by this blogger]:
Howard: "Oh, here's my wife, everybody. ... Look how cute you look." She's 51.
Beth: "Did you make the bed?"
Howard: "I did."
Beth: "Oh."
Riveting repartee here, guys.
Howard: "Why? You want to change the sheets today?"
Beth: "Sorry but look."
Howard: "What is that?"
Beth: "Rachael Ray's house."
Howard: "Oh, that's awful."
Beth: "That's where they are right now with their dog, they got out. I know I'm freaking out. I'm waiting for her to email me back."
Robin: "Is there a fire or something?"
Yes, Robin, and Beth is now the new newswoman for the Stern show and a major obnoxious name-dropper who knows Rachael Ray and you don't.
Beth: "Yeah, really bad. Go online, you can see it."
Howard: "That's awful. Boy she's the greatest, I hope she's okay." [Gee, a fire sounds pretty good. I wonder if I can blame all this useless bullshit Sirius electronics I had the guys install so I can be free of this sinking Hamptons ship.]
Beth: "I'm really upset over this." [Hey, who cares, she already built my cat center at NSAL with my foundation's name all over it. Sucker.]
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Howard: "... The New York Post reports that Rachael and her husband and her dog are safe."
Some reports were confusing as Rachael's husband looks like a Werewolf and they thought it was her pet dog although her husband prefers beating people like a dog in alleged sex play. But that's another story.
Beth: "And her dog that she just rescued and adopted from North Shore Animal League. ... Anything else you need me for while I'm here [and getting paid]? Your hot water working out?"
Howard: "Yeah, my hot water's working out, everything's good. I'm trying to think what we need to talk about [where's my damn script?] There's a whole bunch of things I guess, I don't know."
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Beth: "Tanned and toned, Mr. Peloton!"
No, just tanned from Howard and Beth getting back from Mexico with the Kimmels.
Howard: "You're lucky you're locked up in a house with me. You're very lucky you're locked up with me. It's unbelievable." What's unbelievable? That you're stuck with a nobody from Pittsburgh or a nobody is stuck with you?
=END=
"Beth Wednesday" on the August 12, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show, featured a new episode of "Virulent Beth" aimed at senior citizen idiots who think we want to hear about their sex lives with purpose girls.
Excerpts [comments in red are by this blogger]:
Howard: " ... So, Beth says, 'Let's get together at 4 p.m. to have sex.' I said, 'Listen, I'm a spontaneous guy, I want sex now!' I don't know what I'm gonna be doing at 4 p.m. Meanwhile, I'm doing nothing you understand but I think I was a little agitated because when I get sexed up, that's it [gross old people sex]. So, I said, 'Let's not make a plan.' blah blah blah blah blah, right, you know, I said, 'Let's be spontaneous.' So, I go upstairs, I'm talking to the guys about tomorrow's show, Metallica's coming on, we're making plans blah blah blah, the music, this and that and the other thing, and at 4:00 I get a text and my wife writes 'Is it bang o'clock?' And I said, 'Yes!' She always laughs because I drop whatever I'm doing when it's bang o'clock. So, when she came into the room, I said, 'You know, you're pretty funny, people don't know, 'bang o'clock,' is very witty.' She goes, 'Maybe that should be a thing 'bang o'[cock] clock'.' I said, 'I don't know if it should be a thing, but what are you now, Ronnie Mund?' It's like she's Beth Mund. But Beth thinks maybe this could become a thing where people say it's bang o'clock. Yeah, you know like some kind of slang. So, anyway, I'm putting it out there, bang o'clock." [It's already in the Urban Dictionary where the Stern show writers found it.]
=END=
Covid Crisis Update
It's all over the press how celebrities are vacationing everywhere in Mexico, Europe, any place you can imagine in spite of the Covid invasion since they don't care if they catch a Covid because they have handlers to chase them off even though some online reporters are saying these celebs could be tracking the Covids back into the United States and infecting primarily Democrats with Republicans downplaying the crisis since they think once their Prez is re-elected, the Covid invasion will subside and they will be sent back to their home planet. I have been in contact with the editors of the Martian Beth Fan Page who are tracking the Covid invasion of Earth and they maintain that Covids are not from Mars. Okay, whatever, but I think the Martians know more than they will admit.
There have been disturbing reports that some Covids are arming themselves in preparation for the next wave as people are warned to stay indoors and at least 6 ft apart from each other for 15 minutes while wearing a mask and gloves and cleaning and disinfecting their houses in between cooking food on a sterilized oven while spraying PAM on their auras and counting to ten and doing the hula dance. Is this disease from Haiti or Outer Space? Should we be calling a witch doctor or Buck Rogers for protection?
Sometimes, Covids get themselves!! HAHAHAHAHA
Rare photo of a Covid as seen under a microscope:
Excerpts [comments in red are by this blogger]:
Howard: "Oh, here's my wife, everybody. ... Look how cute you look." She's 51.
Beth: "Did you make the bed?"
Howard: "I did."
Beth: "Oh."
Riveting repartee here, guys.
Howard: "Why? You want to change the sheets today?"
Beth: "Sorry but look."
Howard: "What is that?"
Beth: "Rachael Ray's house."
Howard: "Oh, that's awful."
Beth: "That's where they are right now with their dog, they got out. I know I'm freaking out. I'm waiting for her to email me back."
Robin: "Is there a fire or something?"
Yes, Robin, and Beth is now the new newswoman for the Stern show and a major obnoxious name-dropper who knows Rachael Ray and you don't.
Beth: "Yeah, really bad. Go online, you can see it."
Howard: "That's awful. Boy she's the greatest, I hope she's okay." [Gee, a fire sounds pretty good. I wonder if I can blame all this useless bullshit Sirius electronics I had the guys install so I can be free of this sinking Hamptons ship.]
Beth: "I'm really upset over this." [Hey, who cares, she already built my cat center at NSAL with my foundation's name all over it. Sucker.]
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Howard: "... The New York Post reports that Rachael and her husband and her dog are safe."
Some reports were confusing as Rachael's husband looks like a Werewolf and they thought it was her pet dog although her husband prefers beating people like a dog in alleged sex play. But that's another story.
Beth: "And her dog that she just rescued and adopted from North Shore Animal League. ... Anything else you need me for while I'm here [and getting paid]? Your hot water working out?"
Howard: "Yeah, my hot water's working out, everything's good. I'm trying to think what we need to talk about [where's my damn script?] There's a whole bunch of things I guess, I don't know."
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Beth: "Tanned and toned, Mr. Peloton!"
No, just tanned from Howard and Beth getting back from Mexico with the Kimmels.
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| Howard is pushing more of that weave forward to cover that receding and facelifted hairline. |
Howard: "You're lucky you're locked up in a house with me. You're very lucky you're locked up with me. It's unbelievable." What's unbelievable? That you're stuck with a nobody from Pittsburgh or a nobody is stuck with you?
=END=
"Beth Wednesday" on the August 12, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show, featured a new episode of "Virulent Beth" aimed at senior citizen idiots who think we want to hear about their sex lives with purpose girls.
Excerpts [comments in red are by this blogger]:
Howard: " ... So, Beth says, 'Let's get together at 4 p.m. to have sex.' I said, 'Listen, I'm a spontaneous guy, I want sex now!' I don't know what I'm gonna be doing at 4 p.m. Meanwhile, I'm doing nothing you understand but I think I was a little agitated because when I get sexed up, that's it [gross old people sex]. So, I said, 'Let's not make a plan.' blah blah blah blah blah, right, you know, I said, 'Let's be spontaneous.' So, I go upstairs, I'm talking to the guys about tomorrow's show, Metallica's coming on, we're making plans blah blah blah, the music, this and that and the other thing, and at 4:00 I get a text and my wife writes 'Is it bang o'clock?' And I said, 'Yes!' She always laughs because I drop whatever I'm doing when it's bang o'clock. So, when she came into the room, I said, 'You know, you're pretty funny, people don't know, 'bang o'clock,' is very witty.' She goes, 'Maybe that should be a thing 'bang o'[cock] clock'.' I said, 'I don't know if it should be a thing, but what are you now, Ronnie Mund?' It's like she's Beth Mund. But Beth thinks maybe this could become a thing where people say it's bang o'clock. Yeah, you know like some kind of slang. So, anyway, I'm putting it out there, bang o'clock." [It's already in the Urban Dictionary where the Stern show writers found it.]
=END=
Covid Crisis Update
It's all over the press how celebrities are vacationing everywhere in Mexico, Europe, any place you can imagine in spite of the Covid invasion since they don't care if they catch a Covid because they have handlers to chase them off even though some online reporters are saying these celebs could be tracking the Covids back into the United States and infecting primarily Democrats with Republicans downplaying the crisis since they think once their Prez is re-elected, the Covid invasion will subside and they will be sent back to their home planet. I have been in contact with the editors of the Martian Beth Fan Page who are tracking the Covid invasion of Earth and they maintain that Covids are not from Mars. Okay, whatever, but I think the Martians know more than they will admit.
There have been disturbing reports that some Covids are arming themselves in preparation for the next wave as people are warned to stay indoors and at least 6 ft apart from each other for 15 minutes while wearing a mask and gloves and cleaning and disinfecting their houses in between cooking food on a sterilized oven while spraying PAM on their auras and counting to ten and doing the hula dance. Is this disease from Haiti or Outer Space? Should we be calling a witch doctor or Buck Rogers for protection?Sometimes, Covids get themselves!! HAHAHAHAHA
Blind Bella Gossip:
Which former First Lady who is rumored to have inoperable bullet fragments in her head causing her to act like a bobbled headed idiot in public is also rumored to be dead and it's being kept secret to not alert certain partners with shaky foundations as an incarcerated pigeon is singing like a canary?
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