C.A.B.

Covid Awareness Beth (CAB) is virulent in her bugging people for attention because she has to adjust to the new normal of not being able to crash Hamptons events and hog red carpets like she has done for years and years and now makes friends with a Covid.

Even before the Covids invaded planet Earth, it seems that Beth Stern's fans are dropping like flies sick of getting sick being exposed to Virulent Beth. Interesting that Beth's fans are nowhere to be seen, and they rarely post any of their photos of Beth on their social media sites since, well, no one is really sure who Beth is outside of badgering people for money so she doesn't have to work and live rent free at her Hamptons Hostel. 

Even Howard Stern is having a hard time keeping up appearances since the Covid invasion when he had all kinds of fundraisers but now he had to keep them on the downlow for fear that his fakery will be revealed in that he's not paying any attention to a Covid sneaking into his house. He still has had his regular guests each Hamptons season with McCormacks, Kimmels, Fallons, and a Spade or two to rake up the leaves since they all participate in fundraisers for the Sterns' selfie foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, that is morphing into Beth's Furry Friends. Actually, Bianca's Furry Friends should be defunct since its goal was to use other people's money for a cat center named after that foundation and that has been accomplished already. So, Beth's Furry Friends should be on board to continue to coerce people into giving the Sterns money so they can continue to do nothing and claim it's for charity.

Where have they all gone to? Jill Martin snubbed the Sterns at one of the Knicks basketball games in NYC in 2014 but rallied for a last appearance on a red carpet with Beth in 2016 and hasn't been seen since. Maria Menounous must have cut her Stern management ties since she no longer appears anywhere near the Sterns either on the radio show or at any event and Katie Lee [formerly Joel and now a nobody] is pregnant ever since she had to pretend Beth's new kitten Helen Rose Stern was a real baby and fawn over it. Yeah, Katie ran out of there and fast. Then, Beth and Howard took 12 photos of that cat and ran off copies and made a calendar out of it and Katie Lee just ran. Finally, the famous social climber Carole seems to be gone for good too since she left the Real Housewives show and Beth has no more use for her since Beth always tried to get a cameo on those Andy Cohen shows for Bravo TV.

Everyone knows the holdup with Stern's next big Sirius contract, as blogged about a few times and is on the blog sidebar, he not only wants a permanent 10 year contract but, as blogged about before, Howard is jealous of all the notables who get their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. For instance, Wendy Williams, Simon Cowell, Donald Trump [pre-Presidency], yours truly Dame Beth-Man, Andy Cohen, and Kathie Lee Gifford yet presenting the stars to the stars has been suspended due to a Covid takeover of Hollywood. The Class of 2021 does not include Howard Stern but does include Nick Cannon, Courteney Cox, Kelly Clarkson, radio broadcaster Big Boy, and others.

We know to get rid of people with long term TV contracts, the negotiations are a nightmare to be free of them. Some, like Matt Lauer, just get fired but for Kathie, they had to pay her to go away. Howard, of course, doesn't get it that he isn't on TV and that stint on NBC's "America's Got Talent" hardly counts. But it's all about money and how much it's worth Sirius to pay Stern to sail away or sink away as that is what they are waiting for. The longer Howard spends in his basement in the Hamptons doing his radio show, they think that basement will finally bottom out and Howard will be carried out with the tide and Sirius' problems will be solved. Then Beth can launch a rescue mission pretending to look for him and then she can finally sell out and move back to NYC to Stern's former married bachelor's pad because that is all he owns outright and that's about all Beth could get in a divorce battle aside from the Florida Fortress but one wonders how she could keep it with her meager income she gets from pressuring people for money to pay for cats she pretends to foster aside from having to use her Stern Estate winnings to pay her lawyers to get Howard's three Hounds from Hell off her back.

Last year we saw the fabulous Heidi Klum marrying a twin Kaultiz brother and had a second ceremony in Capri in August 2019 and in comparison the dull duo Beth and Howard Stern press-released that their new foster cat Helen Rose Stern was going to be a therapy cat this time last year. Yeah, that went nowhere. That Helen does zilch but lay around the Sterns' Hamptons House and has never left the house to provide therapy to anyone or anything. Helen did have one loser calendar featuring 12 photos that Beth had to run off on a printer and skate around town to mail them to her family. Gee, will we get a second calendar of Helen the Do-Nothing Cat made from all the yet unpublished photos of her that Howard already took last year? Yeah, who knows, but the Sterns have less than zero to do this year what with a Covid running loose in the yard and Beth trying to catch it and glue it to Howard's Peloton seat.

A Beth Fan Page Exclusive:

ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY

The Sterns announcing that Helen Rose Stern was a potential therapy cat

has resulted in a big nothing. They were hoping to have Helen the Cat

become a therapy cat and it apparently was a huge failure. The Sterns

have provided no updates or evidence that Helen is now a therapist.

This press release originally appeared on the Beth Fan Page:
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2019/08/therapy-cat-people.html

Helen Rose Stern has done nothing since making
herself at home at the Sterns' Hamptons house.

It seems that Howard Stern finally severed ties with the Lawlor Media Group effective 2020. The media team used to plug Beth nonstop and get her in various magazines in the editorial pages.

Beth is in the July 2020 issue of Quest magazine, the editorial pages, about the "Get Wild" event in 2019 since it was canceled this year. The Sterns' own "Getting Wild" event apparently was canceled this year too due to social distancing from the Stern pariahs.

Apparently, Howard Stern severed ties with the Lawlor Media Group
that used to always plug Beth as exclusively blogged about on this blog.
A search for the Lawlor Media Group on this blog should bring
up those prior blog entries.

Mask Update:
On the new mask front, trying to obey Dr. Fausti's new edict of wearing goggles, Kristin Chenoweth raced out after calling the paparazzi to take her picture, shows off the new goggle/mask combo when it looks like she actually just had more work done on that aged elfin face of hers and she forgot her giant wig.

This aged Mormon has seen more bright white lights
at the end of a tunnel than Christ.
[From almost dying a million times on the plastic surgery operating table.]

Conman Report:
Some jerk is selling photos from this blog to the public. I hope no one is buying this stuff online. The photos are free on this blog site. Go to the source, guys, which is the Beth Fan Page. Don't buy this stuff online from some scammer. These ads are NOT from Dame Beth-Man nor from Team Beth Fan Page. I make no money off this blog site and do not sell any photos. This is some scam by person or persons unknown.

THIS IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE BETH FAN PAGE. THIS IS FRAUD. THE PEOPLE
SELLING THESE PHOTOS HAVE NO RIGHT TO SELL THEM.

The photos above were taken from the Beth Fan Page and are not for sale. They are free on this blog site here:

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2018/03/break-down.html
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2018/03/gotta-have-faith.html

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