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Another one of Howard Stern's competitors dies due to old age and Howard thinks that still counts as a win for him. Howard talked up the death of Regis Philbin last week on his stale Sirius satellite radio show. Regis was the disgruntled former late night TV talk show sidekick that was reportedly an unlikable old codger that was jealous of his competitors which reminds everyone of Howard Stern.

But Howard keeps hammering away as his stale Sirius satellite radio show that he thinks is equal to any show on television when he keeps trying to copy Don Imus at every turn. As already blogged about, he wants his wife Beth Stern to have her own regular segment like Don Imus had with his wife, although, his wife was a bona fide star in her own right and her segment "Blonde on Blonde" was during Imus's show on the Fox Business cable channel, something Howard Stern will never get. 

Reference the Beth Fan Page:
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2020/07/beths-birthday-butt.html

Maybe Howard and Beth can hope for a show on the obscure Peacock streaming service where his paid buddies are, Mary McCormack and Chelsea Handler, with their loser awful attempt at a quarantine dating game show that this blogger exclusively revealed. 

Reference the Beth Fan Page:
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2020/07/maxwell-smart.html

As noted on this blog sidebar, Beth has been trying to get Sirius to sponsor her own cat show but if she wants a show, let her foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends or Beth's Furry Friends [take your pick of gimmicks], pay for it or Howard can use some of that stagnate show budget to fund it. Especially now since Howard is no longer in NY at the Sirius headquarters, he no longer pays for those bagels he provided to staff every Wednesday when he decided to pretend to be live on the air. But, reportedly there have been difficulties broadcasting from the Sterns' Hamptons Hellnest with that selfie spider Beth crawling around. Howard did already mention he is working on redoing his space because he wants musical guests when one wonders how that would work aside from using phony CGI effects and pretend they are there in the basement.

Reference the Beth Fan Page:
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2020/06/stigmata-stern.html

Howard is courting a famous band
to be his Hamptons House Band.

Howard has been getting press in the Trashbloids about his upcoming stale Sirius contract renewal and big money dollar amounts are being bantered around yet Howard is panicking over being shelved once and for all by the flailing satellite company since satellites are a thing of the past and all you need are cell towers not satellites unless you are Elon Musk and are installing high powered satellites to form microwaved netting around the entire globe to potentially power up AI and the new robotic world order. However, insiders allege that there is a major battle with Howard and the Sirius honchos over his new Sirius contract because Howard is pitching for a house band. Talks are allegedly underway with a certain very famous band but no deal has been struck as of this writing. Howard does want his own talk show and not just talk gay with George Takei as he has been doing over the past 14 years. 

Excertps from the July 27 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show:

Howard gave a giant eulogy nobody asked for about the dearly departed Regis Philbin, a cranky old fart that nobody liked and Howard mentioned Regis' big TV career and surprisingly left out Regis' big appearance on Beth Stern's first Hallmark Channel Kitten Bowl in 2014. How strange was that? The Hallmark Channel just recycles a bunch of unused video footage they film each year of a bunch of cats forced to play with cat toys and just inserts Beth somewhere to yell something before each commercial break each year on Super Bowl Sunday.

No one came looking for Beth to provide her commentary on what
it was like working with Regis on the first annual Kitten Bowl?

Howard also confirms what this blogger has always said about his Hamptons house falling apart. However, Howard mentioned it in context of the corona virus, that he didn't want workers tracking a Covid into his house when everyone knows that house has been falling apart since its conception when he bought the place to house Virulent Beth. He's done nothing on that house since he bought it and hopes to sell it as is or as it was since it's sinking faster than Beth's bra line.

Howard: "Yeah, my house is falling apart because we won't have anybody in to fix anything. So, like there's a room in my house where I have shades, you know, in my office and one of the shades is broke so now they're just down all the time like I haven't seen the outside. They're on this electric thing and they're tied on with these strings and the strings broke and it's just whatever breaks, breaks. If it's something like a washing machine, then we gotta get it fixed but if it's something nonessential like a shade, it's like fuck it. I can live without it."

Right, Howard, since you have everything closed up tight since you're afraid of sniper fire, not the corona virus. Let's just say they are broken in the down position. How convenient. Howard's done nothing on that Hamptons house and has the same stale furniture in it he's had since he moved from his Hamptons rental after losing his original Hamptons house to his first wife Alison in their major divorce battle, commonly called, World War Howard.

Why would Howard suddenly blurt out "my house is falling apart"? Let's find out. As mentioned already on this blog with prior gematria calculations, Team Beth Fan Page selected only the most relevant phrases.

Gematria:
Prince Andrew
Alice in Wonderland
Biological weapon
America's Got Talent results
Vatican secrets
William H Gates III
The culmination of alien manifestation
The true antichrist name
Satanic concentration camp
Anthony Bourdain suicide
Destroyed reptilian agenda
Marilyn Monroe murder
The X Factor contestant


Excerpts from the July 28, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show:

All Howard did was fill the show with product placement plugs and boring banter about nothing and it was even Beth Tuesday that Stern seems to have retired as the Sirius bosses still shine a beacon of hope across the city to the Hamptons hoping that Stern will finally retire from bugging them.

Howard did finally admit what this blogger already revealed was that he can't replace the Rob Zombie opening theme song due to contractual obligations.

Howard: "... In other words, every day we open up this radio show and I play the Rob Zombie/Howard Stern song 'Great American Nightmare' or whatever it's called. You know I have to because (a) Rob will not let me change the opening to the show, he insists...".

Yeah, it's called a contract, plus, Howard couldn't afford to bail out of the existing contract and hire a new writer as already blogged about.

Reference the Beth Fan Page:
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2019/08/good-bye-apollo.html

Now onto the good bits. Howard talks about Beth giving him figs from Turkey during his radio show.

Howard: "... I was doing my workout, for lack of a better term, yesterday. Now with Covid-19, my workout has become ridiculous. In fact, I put on four pounds, I gotta get serious and drop four. When I get above my perfect weight, I know it's time to kick ass. I gotta nip this in the bud. Beth keeps buying me dried figs and they're my Kryptonite. ...I'm reading the side of the bag and it says 'dried figs from Turkey.'"

Team Beth Fan Page looked up "Dried Figs from Turkey" in gematria selecting only the most relevant phrases.

Gematria:
Secret Service
John G Trump
Ruler of Evil
Intent to Deceive
Hidden Mystery
Satanic festival
Secret Service
Belongs to the One Percenter Club
Follow the White Rabbit
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Dont play chess define it
AI to take down deep state
Timing is everything
Mene mene tekel upharsin
MK ultra mind control
Possessed by the devil
Secret of thirty nine
See you at the gathering
Beyonce Knowles Carter
My imaginary boyfriend
Kanye West President
President Abraham Lincoln

Excerpts from the July 29, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show:

We get some information about the basement where Howard is allegedly broadcasting from and he throws some deception into the mix not knowing where he is in relation to his basement when he's supposed to be in his basement at his Hamptons sinkhole.

Howard: "Hey now. Hey, everybody. Didn't we just finish a show? Oh yeah, that was yesterday. It's like I'm back down here again in my basement."

Robin: "Do you never come to the basement unless you're doing the show, I mean, in this particular little area?"

Howard: "Yeah, I don't really use my basement all that much. I got some really cool shit down here in terms of like entertaining but we never entertain. ...And I was walking around down here yesterday because the guys needed me to fix something and I'm looking around, I go, this is really nice but what a waste of space, I mean, like it's a complete waste I mean we never use it and we don't invite anyone over even before Covid, I mean once or twice a year we have a party. And then Beth would say, 'Well, maybe we should go down in the basement.' I go, 'Ugh, who even wants to go down there, it's ridiculous, it's too much of a hassle.' So we don't even use it. It's like an amusement park down there."

DOWN THERE? Howard was supposedly sitting in his basement talking with Robin on the air about the basement he was sitting in at the moment. WHY say "down there". Where? Where are you Howard, really? In your own apartment near Katie Lee's Kitchen with Ralph the Stylist sitting in your former Manhattan Man Cave with Beth's nest one floor beneath it and a now-dead Regis just beneath her apartment? Interesting stuff here. Since Howard no longer broadcasts from the Sirius studios in NYC, he is having a hard time keeping up his lies and deceptions to his paying audience.

Then Howard talked about the Pentagon releasing supposed UFO information when the Beth Fan Page has been talking about that forever. Yeah, a Covid is an alien making people sick, oh, gee, let's pretend an alien vehicle was found as a distraction. Ask Virulent Beth about her talks with the Martian Beth Fan Page and see what she says.

Then Howard brought up the bit again about receiving seven boxes of pizza from Jimmy Fallon. 

Reference the Beth Fan Page: 
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2020/07/cloning-is-not-enough.html

Now, he and Beth threw out different numbers, saying it was now 12 boxes of pizza and then five boxes of pizza. So Team Beth Fan Page ran it through the Gematria calculator and selected the most relevant phrases.

Gematria: Twelve boxes of pizza.
Jesus destroys those who harm children
Satan is the serpent which is possessing millions of people on the earth
I seriously want all black people to leave me alone
The Columbo crime family rules New York City
The Devil is your only hope now

Gematria: Five boxes of pizza.
My wifes too damn horny
Why does my head hurt
The Devil has an insatiable desire to inflict pain upon me
I use blame and shame to emotionally exploit others
Zion will be destroyed
Information warfare
Mission accomplished
Strawberry moon
Monarch mason hooker
Clinton Foundation
Bill Gates Foundation
Breaks most condoms


A Team Beth Fan Page exclusive:

Sources alleged that Howard has a bunch of new show ideas to finish out the rest of 2020. He pitched some awesome Beth segments to Sirius that will be coming up. Yes, Howard's got some funny bits that he wants developed for his Sirius Hamptons House radio show.

Howard 100: Hamptons House Hilarity, upcoming episode.
Hilarity ensues when Beth Stern tries to dye her own hair while on
selfie lockdown hiding from a Covid invasion.

Howard 100: Hamptons House Hilarity, upcoming episode.
Hilarity ensues when Beth sticks her big toe in the bathtub faucet
and she can't get it out and a plumber has to be called while Howard gets
his coat for Beth to cover herself.

Social distancing update:

Beth has social distancing boobs as her deformed implants don't come near each other as Howard stupidly tries to copy a photo of Heidi Klum's perfectly formed breasts. How sad for Beth to be 51 with botched boobs but I guess she can go under the knife yet again but she really can't afford anymore general anesthesia brain cell deaths.

Social distancing AGT. They social distanced Howard Stern right off
the show years ago because Simon was ahead of the Covid curve.

Social distancing runway as the models are hiking for miles
hoping for a Covid cure so they can sit down.
Jacquesmus Spring Runway in Provence, France.

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