Cloning Is Not Enough

It appears like cloning is not enough for Howard Stern and his stale satellite radio show writers who seem to clone ideas from this famous blog that continues to rock the world off its orbit while the moon ship keeps watch over our every move as we hide indoors or hide our faces from the sunlight only because the Shapeshifters need sunlight and can barely hold onto their human form for longer than a few hours at one time much like how this blogger had revealed years ago that Beth Stern can barely stay vertical as she keeps proving on her Instagram Show and now on the stale Stern satellite radio show confirming what this blogger has said about her forever but forever is not long enough.

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Excerpts from the July 20, 2020, stale Stern Sirius satellite radio show. 

Comments in red are by this blogger.

Pizza Clones

The show's opening theme song "The Great American Nightmare" played forever at the start of the show which is actually what Sirius is proposing to do for the next stale Stern contract; just play the theme song and do a wrap-up show about the theme song.

Howard: "Yeah, hey guys, I can't read what's on the phones and I can't read the screens. You know what we're gonna do, guys, why don't you play a song and we're gonna fix these technical problems and then I'll come back, how's that?"

Nirvana's "Smell's Like Team Spirit" was played that was allegedly ghostwritten by Donald Marshall [clone world insider].

Howard: "Alright, here I am, I'm back. By the way, I'm in a shitty mood. Not because of the technical problems just because of my lack of sleep. I had a lot of shit on my mind last night and I was annoyed and so I woke up at like 3:00 in the morning and now I'm all aggravated and annoyed but I'll get over it. I'm just fucking annoyed. You remember when I used to have people to fix stuff like I'd just walk in the studio and I didn't have to do anything?"

Rough night at the cloning center, Howard? 

Did you lose another dress fight with Beyonce?

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Howard: "Yeah, you know my mouth is kind of dry, I wanted to boil some water but the water machine I have that boils water whatever you call that machine, it um -- ". Water machine, huh?

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Howard: "The Chicks. They dropped Dixie [for attention]. ....Everybody wants to be politically correct so Dixie refers to 'way down south in the land of Dixie' and you know slave days and people picking cotton so the women got together and said fuck Dixie, we'll be The Chicks. .... So, Natalie writes me over the weekend, she's excited to come on, wants to talk about her album ... Then she said, 'Hey, I recorded a new version of the opening song, the Rob Zombie song.' I was like, you're kidding, can you do that? I mean, that's not easy to do. Well, you know what I mean, Rob's song is like so metal and you know how can you change that? But she did it [and it sounds like crap]."

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Howard: "No, you're doing great, [talking to Beth] but I feel guilty asking you to do anything, you do enough for me like the other day I was doing Peloton and Beth walked by and she was lugging carpeting upstairs like I'm talking about a full carpet ... like when a carpet's rolled up ... so she's hauling this up the stairs and I'll go 'Honey,' you know I don't want to interrupt my Peloton, I'm in the middle of instruction ... ".

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Beth: "So, who carried the other one down to the garage? That would be me. This is the first we're talking about this [laughs]." Sounds like Beth is cleaning out that Hamptons house to be sold.

Howard: "I see the rug, I say, 'Honey, what do you want to do with this rug?' She says, 'I want to bring it downstairs.' I said, 'Okay, I'll bring it down now.' She goes, 'No, don't bring it down now, I want to do it tomorrow with you.' I said, 'Okay' because I didn't know where she wanted it, I didn't know anything. So, I fucking waited. Then she walks in and she's a martyr, she goes 'Ah! I brought down that whole carpet.' I go, 'Well, why didn't you call me to go do it? I thought we were gonna do it together.' 'No, that's okay.' So, then I feel bad."

Beth: "Because you passed it like 57,000 times."

Howard: "I didn't. I don't go -- [it sounded like he started to say he doesn't go in her side of the mansion] ... I don't know what's in her brain [peas?], she doesn't communicate to me what she wants. I say, 'Honey, anything you tell me you want done, just tell me to do it and I'll do it.' ... Because sometimes she wants the carpeting up there because she would have used it again. If I brought it downstairs, she would have said to me, 'I told you not to bring it down, now bring it back up'." Sounds like she's got a weird carpet moving fetish.

Beth: "That's not true."

Howard: "But you might have, I don't know what's in your head [rocks?]. ... Tell the truth, was it five days or it was overnight and then you did it the next day?"

Beth: "Let's say three days."

Howard: "Okay, it's not true, I'm sorry [that this scripted bit is going nowhere]."

The Beth Fan Page already did a bit about full-sized room rugs and not just the ones that sit on the tops of Howard and Beth's heads. So nice to continue to provide inspiration to the stale Stern show.

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Beth: "I just carried all the litter boxes down. My arms are killing me." There's a joke in there somewhere.

Howard: "How many times have we discussed that? I say, 'Honey, when do you want me to carry down the litter boxes? I'll do 'em all for you. You never have to carry a litter box.' Quite frankly, I'm getting so fat and flabby, I want to carry a litter box. She's getting all the work-outs in, I'm not getting anything. And then I say, 'Honey, I'll carry down the boxes.' 'Oh, I did it already.' I said, 'But if you don't tell me what you want.' I can't read Beth's mind." Just get a print-out Howard. Her mind is filled with tiny pictures of fruit and if three pictures match up she gets an idea.

So Beth carried litter boxes, not the plastic trash bags to clean them out. Howard is that cheap that Beth hauls the entire litter boxes to the dumpster to clean them out and not the tiny plastic garbage bags?

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Howard: "...I didn't even bring it up but like Beth and I almost had a big fight over the weekend over this shit. So, Beth goes, 'You're not gonna believe this, Jimmy Fallon and Nancy sent over pizza.' I go, 'Pizza' What do you mean, pizza? Jimmy Fallon sent me pizza?' She goes, 'Yeah.' I go, 'Throw it out'."

Howard: "...It's a fascinating story and tell me if I'm crazy."

Robin: "Alright, you're crazy."

Howard: "... Listen, Jimmy Fallon's trying to kill me, that's all I'm telling you ... [Beth] goes 'Jimmy and Nancy sent over pizza.' I go, 'Honey, throw it out.' She goes, 'I'm not  -- ' Beth loves pizza, okay, I go, 'We can't eat that.' She goes, 'It's like seven boxes of pizza, seven pizzas, full pizzas, in the garage.' I said, 'Leave 'em in the garage, we'll throw them out.' She goes, 'No, I want to eat it.' 'I go, 'How can you do that?' We've been quarantined now since March 12, everything in the garage we put there and we let it hibernate for two days, three days, so all the coronavirus will be off of it. I said, 'You don't know who made these pizzas.' Jimmy Fallon's famous so therefore it can't have coronavirus? I mean, do you think Jimmy Fallon knows what he's doing?"

Robin: "Let me ask one question -- did they come in like the regulation boxes that you would get pizza from a restaurant?" Robin want's a full investigation of non-regulation pizza boxes.

Howard: "No, they came in boxes but they didn't have the little pizza guy with the hat on it you know what I mean. It was just like a brown cardboard box like a pizza box but I'm used to seeing that little Italian guy holding that pie you know with the mustache ... like there's nothing on the box. And I go, 'Honey, I don't care if it's from the Fallons.' It's kind of cool that the host of The Tonight Show sent me pizza but I don't know where the fuck they got this and we don't know who delivered it. We don't event know how it got here. How did it get here? And now it's sitting in my garage and we've let everything else -- the box from Sirius is sitting there for five days, why are we taking the pizza box in when we don't know anything about it? Well, she goes, 'Well, you don't have to eat it.' [This is riveting conversation here, folks.] I went, 'Oh my god.' Well, next thing I'm looking at, on my counter is seven boxes of pizza from Jimmy and Nancy Fallon."

Robin: "She brought 'em all in."

Howard: "Brought 'em all in. And she's opening 'em all up and going hmmmm. I'm looking at these fucking pizzas, they look good. There's Margherita pizza, there's this pizza, you know that super thin pizza, the thin crust."

Howard: "... Yeah, so she ate the pizza and then she froze the rest of the pizzas because she wants them. But pizza almost destroyed my marriage." 

Here's your pizza, Howard !! Say hi to the Covid !!

At the end of the show --

Howard: "I want to thank my sponsor, NetSuite by Oracle, the world's number one cloud business system. Receive your free guide right now at netsuite.com/100. You know what I had a lot to get to today of course I didn't get to it because we were busy."


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The Pizza Bit:

Jimmy Fallon sent out pizzas as a part of a fundraiser charity tax write-off for The Tonight Show and Pizza Hut but Howard is not paid to plug Pizza Hut so had to say the boxes of pizza were unmarked. Apparently, Fallon and Pizza Hut pledged a half a million pizzas so sent some extras to the Hamptons Hamlet of selfie quarantined has-beens who are stuck at home sequestered with their O Family relatives who come to the Hamptons each year and grift off the Stern expense account so at least they got some free pizzas this year.

The Cloud sponsor:

Oracle was sued by stockholders for inflating its Cloud revenues and the lawsuit was settled out of court. No wonder they're down to sponsoring the stale Stern satellite radio show. Gee, it kind of sounds like how Sirius allegedly inflates its subscriber numbers.

Team Beth Fan Page:

My team of blog writers had the idea to decode the phrases spoken by Howard and Beth Stern during the stale Stern satellite radio show broadcasts of July 20, 21, and 22, 2020. My team used a Gematria calculator and chose the phrases that were most relevant as many phrases could have the same numerical values.

July 20, 2020, Stern show phrases:

Source: Gematrix.org and Wikipedia.

The July 21, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show, Howard interviewed the alleged clone convention center captive Katy Perry, that fruitloop who hooked the fruit since she's gotta hang onto something because she's rarely vertical nowadays. Katy's had a bunch of weird mishaps and glitches in her programming which is just ripe for Sirius which is featuring a music channel of her stale songs so they pushed her onto the Stern show because they have to force people to show up or Stern's head will spin off its sprockets while Katy's chip gets hacked.

Howard did insert one odd phrase in the show when talking with Robin about his body image and how Orlando Bloom [Katy's plugged in handler] is so good looking: 

Howard: "Do you think if I had his face and body that I would be like an evil Superman like that would be my super -- and I would really take advantage of everyone?"

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Gematria:

Again, my team only picked the relevant numerology values since there are many phrases that come up for that numerology value when you apply gematria to it.

Evil Superman
Elon Reeve Musk
Electro Chemical Programmable Intelligence Bio Clones
The Internet is reading our minds
You are all stupid
Coronavirus
Corona Virus
Ventilators
Nathan Rothschild
Michael Richard Pence
Rachel Meghan Markle
Jennifer Lopez
The alien arrival
April thirteen
January ninth

Funny how a few of those names above have alleged chip implants and/or are alleged clones. Interesting the phrases Stern throws out there.

The July 22, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show featured another interesting scripted phrase for Howard to recite over the public airwaves.

Howard: "It's called The Coquette, I'm like coquettish. Look. Remember I was into tap for awhile. I didn't take any lessons, I just started tapping.

Robin: "You were a natural."

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Gematria: 

Same explanation as above. My Team only picked out the relevant phrases.

"The Coquette"
Covid Nineteen
Freemasonry
Katy Perry
Westworld
Double O Seven
William H Gates
It was all a dream


Radio Andy continues to overshadow the stale Stern satellite radio show and keeps the awesome shows coming with Jeff Lewis broadcasting out in the open daylight of his beautiful home since he has nothing to hide and is not afraid of sniper fire or a visiting Covid from outer space. Those SiriusXM satellites sure can deliver those aliens. I wonder how the Martian Beth Fan Page is doing in their takeover of the planet. See any advancing ships yet?

Jeff Lewis of Radio Andy Channel 102 continues to knock it out of
the park with stellar interview shows leaving Stern to grow moldy in
his damp and dusty basement of his Hamptons house that is sinking
faster than Beth's carpet and pizza business.

No one's sure when this $cientology Student was cloned, but it seems it was after Spellbinder. Just about everyone that enters the Church does a Satanic movie but I am sure that is just a coincidence and not meant to mean anything. Kelly Preston was snuffed out in the same way Travolta's early flame flickered and died, the aged recruiter Diana Hyland and now Kelly can meet her in paradise or at least her duplicate can.

Kelly allegedly recruited her friend Joe Rogan who allegedly only likes guys who are transvestites. He badgered John Travolta and Kelly Preston constantly for movie roles that when they finally cut off the Badgering Baldy and stopped inviting him to their home, Rogan allegedly spread false rumors that Travolta came onto him and he turned down Travolta when in fact, the Travoltas were trying to flee from Rogan's Revenge. 

Dame Beth-Man went to a party this weekend and thought
all you little Beth Fans might like to see my outfit that
protected me against Covids.

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