My gosh, it's almost every year we get the butt selfie from Beth Ostrosky Stern passing off her same stale old photos of herself as new. That's the secret, folks, to beating the birthday blues. Just keep reposting photos of yourself from ages ago and pass them off as new and total strangers who stare at your Instagram site will think that you never age.
Beth's facing hard times turning 51 today and it shows, believe me. That gal's been galloped around that same ol' racetrack a million times and Howard has had to face facts he trolled for models in New York and got stuck with Beth. It is so hilarious that Howard was desperate to show off the new wife acquisition to his old wife Alison when Howard never could get both of Beth's eyes to point in the same direction at one time to take the photo and publish it on the world wide web.
We've seen that butt before. Howard Stern keeps bragging that Beth having to clean the house because they pretend to have fired all the maids due to the Covid virus bug but Beth's butt is hanging lower than Stern's career. So funny how maids and housekeepers across America are fat yet Beth manages to be "ripped" from housework as already blogged about several times on this blog per Howard's own words that Beth is ripped due to Covid housework. Well, what else does he have to talk about. Beth is either throwing herself down their staircase or tripping over tons of electrical wires in his basement bunker radio studio that looks like a giant joke. When Howard finally buys the farm, Beth can just close that basement vault door and be done with him. That will be his tomb. You know that's the plan. Beth's just shutting the door to the basement and she's done.
For the cat bathing suit butt and links to the original photos pictured above, reference:
Beth Fan Page, June 27, 2017, Beth Loves Tranny Panties.
Beth Fan Page, June 6, 2018, Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing.
Beth Fan Page, May 24, 2019, Memorial Day Mambo.
Beth keeps recycling photos from Howard's original photoshoot of that Cummings bathing suit from 2017. Keep dragging this shit out, Howard, your old lady is past her expiration date. Time to trade places.
The link to today's InstaLiarGram photo is below. Beth again passes off a photo from that same stale photoshoot from 2017 as brand new. Howard stopped taking her picture. He has a million that he keeps shopping around and gets no buyers. He'll keep trying to pay for meaningless online publicity items for Beth and then he'll submit some old photos of Beth passing them off as new. He can't face it that Beth is beyond pretending she can have a kid naturally at 51 years old.
OH, yes, this cat bathing suit was courtesy of one of Howard's stable of talentless hacks, Whitney Cummings, who is also into the robots and clones and everyone thinks Stern was replaced after his Private Parts tanked but others suggest he's been seen at a cloning center not necessarily as a clone. Either way, both Sterns suck.
The Tranny Panties Gifter Whitney Cummings guest hosted for Jimmy Kimmel Live who isn't live anymore for this summer and another summer to come. According to Jimmy, these summer breaks were already planned and everyone knows the network is trying to break free from this loser just like Sirius is trying to break free from Stern. By locking Howard in his basement and having him set up his little bogus talk show, Sirius is hoping he will finally be too embarrassed to continue with his basement bullshit banter and just quit already. But we know Stern is making too much money to quit and he has his hands in many pizza pies while Beth's breasts look like two overdone frozen mini pizzas.
When will Howard the Robot begin doing Stern's basement bunker radio show?? Wait for it.
On Monday, July 13, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show, Howard pretends to not copy the late Don Imus by letting his wife co-host a small segment of the show with her own little area and microphone. We know that's where this show is headed, aside from Howard looking like an idiot playing talk show host in the basement of his home, well, at least it isn't his mom's basement.
Excerpts [comments in red are by this blogger]:
Howard: "Yesterday, I'm down here getting the new equipment for the show and just as I'm walking down I go, 'Honey, I believe the air conditioning in our bedroom is no longer working.' [Interesting Beth didn't know about the air conditioning in their bedroom not working.] And I came down here and the next thing I know she fixed it. Oh, I do want to announce Beth is rebuilding a Corvette in the garage. [Let's insert a laugh track here and pretend Howard has a real studio audience.]
Robin: "Is she starting a new career like as a handy person?"
Beth: "You know what, I'm good, I'm for hire." Well, she was a stagehand for the Letterman TV show until Vinnie mitigated Virulent Beth.
Howard: "By the way, look how ripped her arms are. You know why? Tell everyone what you're doing." Gosh, is this a live on-air commercial? Now Beth can afford that salad spinner she's been pining away for.
Beth: "I'm doing the Hydrow." Cue the round of applause record here.
At least I don't think Deirdre Imus did shitty live commercials on the air when she had her Blonde on Blonde segment on FOX business cable channel with her husband Don Imus. Yes, a real TV show, not this bullshit show Howard pretends to have in the basement of his house that's sinking. I think it sunk another 5 inches over his vacation. Better buy some row boats Howard; oh, that's why you and Beth are practicing on a Hydrow rowing machine. Got it.
Cont.
Howard: "... Yeah, she loves it so much. Hydrow, there's a free plug for Hydrow, they're doing a great job."
Beth: "I want to do one of their ummm - I want to be one of the instructors."
Oh brother. Hydrow will now work on faking their own death to be free from the Sterns and their telephone terrorism badgering them to use Beth in their ads or do an infomercial like that facelifted hag Christie Brinkley did with that dumb rowing machine "Total Gym" when she could barely move that stiff body of hers.
Later...
Howard: "Where are you going, honey?"
Beth: "I'm getting lightheaded, I'm standing - why don't I get a chair?" That will come later once Hydrow pays for all their free advertisements.
Howard: " You're getting lightheaded? Wait a second, hold on, my wife's lightheaded. Honey, come here, sit down, are you okay? Get over here, do you have Covid-19, you're gonna have to leave."
Beth: "No, but I'm standing for so long."
Howard: " ... Hold on, let me see, are you okay?"
===
Howard: "I gotta go, let me go see if my wife's okay." Yawn.
===
Howard: " ... I gotta go check on my wife, goodbye." Then Howard, as usual comes back and never says anything more about it.
=END=
Howard is yet another episode of "Seinfeld", this one from 1997 called "The Voice" when a company boss [Gordon Jump] tries to get George to leave his job early with a reduced salary, but George wants to stay since he will make more working out his contract. So the boss keeps doing more stunts to get George to quit his job and George ends up stuck in a storage area basement of the company and the boss hopes this will force George to quit. Sound a bit familiar??
On Tuesday, July 14, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show, Howard entertained the latest escapee from the $cientology fruit lab. It's where they shrink fruits and see if anything juicy comes out.
Excerpts [comments in red are by this blogger]:
Howard: "You are super hyper aware of everything in Hollywood and the criticism and stuff because that's your book."
Jim Carrey: "You have to be careful not to become a joke." Hahahahaha. Oh, that wasn't a joke?
Howard: "The message I got from this book is the worst thing you could do is become laughable. You've got to be self-aware enough not to become some weirdo freak." Is this another joke?
Jim Carrey: "You have to understand that you are as vulnerable as anybody else. ...I need to leave room for ... little humbling experiences I call the Eugene Factor. Eugene was my middle name. I always thought my parents gave me that name to keep me humble that no matter what happened in my life, somebody could come out of nowhere and go 'Your middle name's Eugene, dude'." Is this a joke?
=END=
My gosh. Let's end that right here. Carrey? OMG. It has been alleged a million times that he is an obnoxious egotistical ass and hideously conceited with a hobby of allegedly harassing women while harboring an alleged fetish where he likes to be spanked. Geez, did he meet Howard at the cloning center too? I bet they had a good time with each other. What a joke. Get real Howard, all you've got to interview are science specimens that have been shelved and don't know it. Shelf Howard? Say hi to the books.
Nothing much happened on Beth Birthday Wednesday, July 15, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show. Howard only plugged the loser streaming service called Peacock that his fellow science loving galpals are on with their game show that Howard no doubt is funding with one of his corporations, I mean, why else would he plug it and would they sponsor Stern airtime if Howard weren't involved somehow? Reference the Beth Fan Page, July 5, 2020.
For the cat bathing suit butt and links to the original photos pictured above, reference:
Beth Fan Page, June 27, 2017, Beth Loves Tranny Panties.
Beth Fan Page, June 6, 2018, Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing.
Beth Fan Page, May 24, 2019, Memorial Day Mambo.
Beth keeps recycling photos from Howard's original photoshoot of that Cummings bathing suit from 2017. Keep dragging this shit out, Howard, your old lady is past her expiration date. Time to trade places.
The link to today's InstaLiarGram photo is below. Beth again passes off a photo from that same stale photoshoot from 2017 as brand new. Howard stopped taking her picture. He has a million that he keeps shopping around and gets no buyers. He'll keep trying to pay for meaningless online publicity items for Beth and then he'll submit some old photos of Beth passing them off as new. He can't face it that Beth is beyond pretending she can have a kid naturally at 51 years old.
OH, yes, this cat bathing suit was courtesy of one of Howard's stable of talentless hacks, Whitney Cummings, who is also into the robots and clones and everyone thinks Stern was replaced after his Private Parts tanked but others suggest he's been seen at a cloning center not necessarily as a clone. Either way, both Sterns suck.
The Tranny Panties Gifter Whitney Cummings guest hosted for Jimmy Kimmel Live who isn't live anymore for this summer and another summer to come. According to Jimmy, these summer breaks were already planned and everyone knows the network is trying to break free from this loser just like Sirius is trying to break free from Stern. By locking Howard in his basement and having him set up his little bogus talk show, Sirius is hoping he will finally be too embarrassed to continue with his basement bullshit banter and just quit already. But we know Stern is making too much money to quit and he has his hands in many pizza pies while Beth's breasts look like two overdone frozen mini pizzas.
When will Howard the Robot begin doing Stern's basement bunker radio show?? Wait for it.
On Monday, July 13, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show, Howard pretends to not copy the late Don Imus by letting his wife co-host a small segment of the show with her own little area and microphone. We know that's where this show is headed, aside from Howard looking like an idiot playing talk show host in the basement of his home, well, at least it isn't his mom's basement.
Excerpts [comments in red are by this blogger]:
Howard: "Yesterday, I'm down here getting the new equipment for the show and just as I'm walking down I go, 'Honey, I believe the air conditioning in our bedroom is no longer working.' [Interesting Beth didn't know about the air conditioning in their bedroom not working.] And I came down here and the next thing I know she fixed it. Oh, I do want to announce Beth is rebuilding a Corvette in the garage. [Let's insert a laugh track here and pretend Howard has a real studio audience.]
Robin: "Is she starting a new career like as a handy person?"
Beth: "You know what, I'm good, I'm for hire." Well, she was a stagehand for the Letterman TV show until Vinnie mitigated Virulent Beth.
Howard: "By the way, look how ripped her arms are. You know why? Tell everyone what you're doing." Gosh, is this a live on-air commercial? Now Beth can afford that salad spinner she's been pining away for.
Beth: "I'm doing the Hydrow." Cue the round of applause record here.
At least I don't think Deirdre Imus did shitty live commercials on the air when she had her Blonde on Blonde segment on FOX business cable channel with her husband Don Imus. Yes, a real TV show, not this bullshit show Howard pretends to have in the basement of his house that's sinking. I think it sunk another 5 inches over his vacation. Better buy some row boats Howard; oh, that's why you and Beth are practicing on a Hydrow rowing machine. Got it.
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| Howard is desperate to have the perfect life Imus once had. |
Cont.
Howard: "... Yeah, she loves it so much. Hydrow, there's a free plug for Hydrow, they're doing a great job."
Beth: "I want to do one of their ummm - I want to be one of the instructors."
Oh brother. Hydrow will now work on faking their own death to be free from the Sterns and their telephone terrorism badgering them to use Beth in their ads or do an infomercial like that facelifted hag Christie Brinkley did with that dumb rowing machine "Total Gym" when she could barely move that stiff body of hers.
Later...
Howard: "Where are you going, honey?"
Beth: "I'm getting lightheaded, I'm standing - why don't I get a chair?" That will come later once Hydrow pays for all their free advertisements.
Howard: " You're getting lightheaded? Wait a second, hold on, my wife's lightheaded. Honey, come here, sit down, are you okay? Get over here, do you have Covid-19, you're gonna have to leave."
Beth: "No, but I'm standing for so long."
Howard: " ... Hold on, let me see, are you okay?"
===
Howard: "I gotta go, let me go see if my wife's okay." Yawn.
===
Howard: " ... I gotta go check on my wife, goodbye." Then Howard, as usual comes back and never says anything more about it.
=END=
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| 7-13-20, Beth delivers cherries to Howard during his stale satellite radio show broadcast. |
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| Howard got a new logo. It used to look like a chain link fence from Auschwitz and now it looks like some nondescript neon pipes from a plumber's shop someone threw out in the garbage. |
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| It used looked like a Nazi logo with chain link fencing in a blizzard. |
Howard is yet another episode of "Seinfeld", this one from 1997 called "The Voice" when a company boss [Gordon Jump] tries to get George to leave his job early with a reduced salary, but George wants to stay since he will make more working out his contract. So the boss keeps doing more stunts to get George to quit his job and George ends up stuck in a storage area basement of the company and the boss hopes this will force George to quit. Sound a bit familiar??
On Tuesday, July 14, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show, Howard entertained the latest escapee from the $cientology fruit lab. It's where they shrink fruits and see if anything juicy comes out.
Excerpts [comments in red are by this blogger]:
Howard: "You are super hyper aware of everything in Hollywood and the criticism and stuff because that's your book."
Jim Carrey: "You have to be careful not to become a joke." Hahahahaha. Oh, that wasn't a joke?
Howard: "The message I got from this book is the worst thing you could do is become laughable. You've got to be self-aware enough not to become some weirdo freak." Is this another joke?
Jim Carrey: "You have to understand that you are as vulnerable as anybody else. ...I need to leave room for ... little humbling experiences I call the Eugene Factor. Eugene was my middle name. I always thought my parents gave me that name to keep me humble that no matter what happened in my life, somebody could come out of nowhere and go 'Your middle name's Eugene, dude'." Is this a joke?
=END=
My gosh. Let's end that right here. Carrey? OMG. It has been alleged a million times that he is an obnoxious egotistical ass and hideously conceited with a hobby of allegedly harassing women while harboring an alleged fetish where he likes to be spanked. Geez, did he meet Howard at the cloning center too? I bet they had a good time with each other. What a joke. Get real Howard, all you've got to interview are science specimens that have been shelved and don't know it. Shelf Howard? Say hi to the books.
Nothing much happened on Beth Birthday Wednesday, July 15, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show. Howard only plugged the loser streaming service called Peacock that his fellow science loving galpals are on with their game show that Howard no doubt is funding with one of his corporations, I mean, why else would he plug it and would they sponsor Stern airtime if Howard weren't involved somehow? Reference the Beth Fan Page, July 5, 2020.
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