Maxwell Smart

This famous blogger has blogged before about Maxwell, Epstein, and Kimmel's chef who was also Epstein's chef since this blogger reports on cutting edge shit. Allegedly, Epstein's partner in slime Ghislaine Maxwell awaits a plea deal negotiated by her duplicate that allegedly surrendered to the FBI at one of Maxwell's properties while the real Maxwell will allegedly testify via Zoom from her home in the Caymans.

A Beth Fan Page Exclusive: This blogger has exclusively obtained the questions the FBI will be asking Maxwell: 

A few links to background info relating to this case:

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2015/01/shadow-of-doubt.html
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2017/11/epsteins-bar.html
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2019/01/a-star-is-born.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/22/style/jeffrey-epstein-little-black-book.html
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2019/08/get-real.html
https://www.eater.com/2019/9/13/20857580/adam-perry-lang-jeffrey-epstein-private-chef
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2019/09/family-plot.html



Meanwhile, Beth continues to post useless photos of herself as a smokescreen to hide the fact it's time for Kimmel and Mary McCormack and their families' annual visit to the Hamptons Hostel so the Sterns can count their vacation breaks as selfie tax write-offs to their foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends that is morphing into Beth's Furry Friends from her frozen in time website. Howard seems to pay only for the initial launch and that's it and it just plugged that loser calendar featuring their so-called therapy cat named Helen Rose Stern.

Beth stocks her cat adoption room full of cats in cages so her guests can tour the room, make a donation, and then the Sterns can count the whole thing as a business expense while they conceal Beth's kissing cousin Noel Clare Ostrosky, the so-called black sheep from the mixed-raced squadron of the Charlie Chunk member of the O Family. Howard's client Mary McCormack is hosting a loser Bachelor-type show rip-off with Chelsea Handler on the Peacock TV streaming channel and good luck if you can find it. The link Mary provided on her IG is as dead as that wig she wears. The show is called "Quaranteaming", yes, it's that irritating. But this is all Stern/Buchwald can get the aged Mary with the fucked up mouth and creepy family with a kid who sings like a guy [oops, maybe she is].

The Sterns divide their time between their Hamptons Hellnest and their Florida Botox Basement Cosmetic Surgery Center each summer season to hide from all the party snubs as they plot their next move while Beth screeches at Howard wondering what happened to their wedding vow renewal tour while Howard explains that he can't get any space in the tabs since Covid's publicity team can pay more than he can afford. It's been reported that Stern's business buddy Jimmy Kimmel is taking a hiatus from sobbing on his low-rated late night talk show to regroup and think about what he is owed via his contract especially since his Oscar hosting stint was cut short. Howard, on the other hand, is anxious to get back in the game and hop on some late night TV shows yet he has nothing to promote which makes things difficult since late night talk shows rarely pay for celebrity appearances or appearances from an aged radio shock jock that has passed his expiration date, oh, by about 22 years. 

Beth barked orders at the Help to get busy dying her gray roots black with reddish weirdo highlights to match her cat. Yep, Beth calls this her hectic lifestyle. Let's all humor Bubble-Head Beth.

I see some persons are not keeping up with the Beth Fan Page. Note to all readers: Beth knows zilch about socializing cats or kittens. Beth throws a bunch of feral cats in a playroom filled with tons of cat toys she gets for free as part of her donation scheme with her personal foundation Bianca's Furry Friends in conjunction with the charity that pays her a salary as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League. Beth grabs a bunch of feral cats for a day shoot and then throws them back in their cages, throws food at them and she's done. She just doles out the photos to make it appear she is busy with these cats when she just visits them for the photo sessions and she goes about her busy day of dying her body hair.

For examples of Beth's wild banshee cats, reference:

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2018/07/real-housewife-hunt.html
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2017/11/renegade.html
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2017/06/beth-rebuts-dame-beth-man.html
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2017/06/beths-foster-fiasco.html
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2017/05/schwenk-it-to-me.html
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2015/04/habitually-stupid.html

Let's catch up on what the celebs are doing as the virus that attacks humans is starting to abate in various places yet spiking where alien sightings are on the rise:

6-30-20, it's nice to see Fabio working out and I like his new longer hair.

7-3-20, Wolverine and his mate were out and about in the Hamptons while the Sterns hide from the enemy within.

6-16-20, I bet these lovely ladies celebrated a happy Father's Day.

Predictive Programming; Alien Lockdown.
We will all soon be kept like figurines and knick-knacks inside
a curio cabinet.

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