Memorial Day Still Snubs Stern

In spite of many venues, corporations, retail stores, and tons of other places shut down and going online and digital due to the Covid-19 rollout plan, Beth Ostrosky Stern still managed to be snubbed by both Hamptons magazine and Social Life magazine for their Memorial Day editions. 

We know Virulent Beth claimed a victory when her virus-in-crime Covid-19 shut down the famous Met Gala that normally happens every May, and Beth was happy because she was finally not snubbed since it was canceled but she can never score a ticket to the event anyway and Howard Stern's employer SiriusXM apparently refuses to buy a table for the event or even two tickets for their star deadweight and his wife. How come Howard's "sister" doesn't buy him a table? Princess Rothblatt?

Howard has been paying for some press lately since he needs to read about himself while sitting home on paid leave to save the company expenses from airing that hot air balloon blustering about himself and is generally ignored when he trashes POTUS during his stale satellite radio show but that's all Howard has and he has to pay for the press to print his scripted rants and imaginary feuds he creates with people who are actually famous, like POTUS or Wendy Williams or Simon Cowell. Apparently, Sirius is pro-Dem, however, it seems that Monster Malone, who owns the majority share of the company, is pro-GOP so there is a conflict there. I guess Malone is so removed from the peons that the Sirius execs hire and fire that he doesn't care what Stern says about POTUS or anyone else, yet I think Stern says he is more of a Republican than a Democrat but I truly doubt anyone cares.

We are celebrating some big birthdays in May as earth energy has finished her job and we're into Trump energy with the twins - ha, since it is alleged Trump really does have a twin, a duplicate, a double, that normally wears a bold solid color blue tie while the real Donald Trump wears the solid color red tie and crazy Brooke just ties one on while Cher avoids the fire water altogether because Indians were banned from drinking alcohol in the 1800s when she was born.

We know Howard has been friends with The Don for years and still loves him. Gosh, he even signed the President's birthday card this year like any Global citizen could and you could also include your own personal message to him. How nice.

Time for a Xenu report. Yeah, this blogger has always commented on the science lovers and we believe this is important filler at this time.

Tom's birthday is not until July, but why not remind readers of
how gorgeous this little science lover used to be? 

Which fathead Scotsman is in the bloodline of a famous cult leader
making his wife an untouchable fruitcake?

Quite revealing all the celebrity science lovers here - all have been
on the Stern show except maybe Danny Masterson.

How convenient the $cientologists are back helping NASA fake another moon shot. Ha. Elon Musk sure is on board with the new $cientology Centre wig. The U.S. commissioned a new space movie to allegedly fake another moon landing; first Kubrick now Musk and his space footage will be used from his recent SpaceX rocket launch into outer space. Maybe they can find Beth's European modeling photos floating around out there somewhere stuck on a satellite. Yeah, everyone tries to debunk the theory that Kubrick filmed 2001: A Space Odyssey that was financed by NASA as a coverup because they needed footage to pretend that the U.S. landed on the moon. Now we've got a new movie coming up that's in conjunction with who? NASA. I guess the dummies will buy this new bullshit that we are actually landing on the moon again, when it will be more fake footage from a movie studio. The timing is unbelievable.

As millions of housekeepers remain fat across the nation, Howard Stern believes his wife Beth has gotten into shape and looks "ripped" [does that mean drunk?] while doing housework as they pretend they fired all the help due to the Covid-19 virus threat to all humanity, including goats and pawpaws as already reported on this famous blog, when we know the help is frequently fired by Virulent Beth when she gets into one of her moods.

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