Beth's Bogus Blog

Beth Stern writes a monthly blog for the charity that pays her a salary as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL), and this month's blog entry is just plagiarized bullshit filled with fake news and old news having zero to do with the current covid-19 lockdown that she stole from the Internet and thinks no one will notice. Beth knows zilch and can't write anything other than snarky notes to her servants wondering why the strawberries are all gone from the fridge and she wants a full investigation into who ate all of them as she paces the deck rotating steel stress balls in her hand.

Beth plagiarized fake news.

Beth plagiarized a report about wildflowers growing on roadsides
in Great Britain. It has nothing to do with the covid-19 lockdown.

Get real, Beth, you are a faker that can't even steal information properly. Who writes that bullshit blog of yours anyway? Did Howard step in and write it for you this time since he has nothing to do since Hollywood shut down to be free from Howard's constant phone calls where he begs producers to get him on TV or in a movie? What happened, did you get into another snit and fire your PA again in the Hamptons and you had to steal info for your bogus blog updates? Getting miffed that Howard never hits those stairs you saw in half? Apparently, you keep getting yourself since you fall all over that Hamptons house and yes, you fall inside Howard's former married bachelor pad in NYC too that is now the corporate HQ of Howard Stern Productions and your catnapping business. What a joke the Sterns are. 

I don't know why Howard bothers with the paid plugs but I guess he has to make a buck somehow and Robin has to do live plugs because she needs to keep up that Botox to stretch out that tight facelift of hers. What is she? A Helium Head that stole Gayle King's wig?

As reported on this blog's sidebar, Beth closed down another company. This time, her hometown lifestyle magazine called Whirl, and their related magazines. Too hilarious that on Wikipedia, they mention Beth Stern first as being on their cover(s) and mention Christina Aguilera, Taylor Swift and former President Obama last. How funny is that? Howard must have written that Wiki page as if Beth is such a huge star when she's worked for that loser magazine years ago and was the big cheese buttinsky hosting their 10th anniversary party where her parents showed up to the event. Virulent Beth killed another magazine.

Another thing the Sterns killed was the John Varvatos designer clothing company. They recently announced they are going bankrupt after they provided all those fugly bad-fitting clothing that Howard wears for his TV appearances and during his failed tenure as a judge on "America's Got Talent" and he kept stuffing his body into the clothes wearing the same stale suits all over the place. You know you're in trouble when you get stuck with the Sterns. Some companies are staging a bogus bankruptcy just to stop the Stern telephone calls where Howard keeps trying for freebies in exchange for advertising on his stale satellite radio show that is tanking due to a virtual covid virus killing satellite dishes that may have to serve up something vegan to save them from the slaughterhouse.

This image originally appeared on the Beth Fan Page, 4/2/2016.

Howard went to a Varvatos party sans Beth. This photo's been on the
Beth Fan Page on 6/12/14 and 10/24/15.

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