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| Met Gala 2020 Theme: "About Time: Fashion and Duration." |
Andy Cohen and Sarah Jessica Parker normally attend the Met Gala together and they paid homage to what would have been the event on the first Monday in May, since that's when it's normally held.
A search of this blog should bring up my past posts about it and how Beth goes a bit crazy on the first Monday in May every year since her husband Howard Stern doesn't have the juice to score her a ticket. Evidently, SiriusXM, his employer, is not footing the bill to buy a table or group tickets to the event, which is a fundraiser for the Met Museum and it involves a fashion show, dinner, entertainment, etc., and many corporations buy up a table or two but no word on Sirius doing this and if they do, the Sterns have never been invited.
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| Andy looks ridiculous wearing his son's underpants on his face. |
A search of this blog should bring up my past posts about it and how Beth goes a bit crazy on the first Monday in May every year since her husband Howard Stern doesn't have the juice to score her a ticket. Evidently, SiriusXM, his employer, is not footing the bill to buy a table or group tickets to the event, which is a fundraiser for the Met Museum and it involves a fashion show, dinner, entertainment, etc., and many corporations buy up a table or two but no word on Sirius doing this and if they do, the Sterns have never been invited.
This year is unprecedented and will go down in the history books because Beth's finally not snubbed by the Met Gala because it was canceled by the Plandemic, and just about everything has been canceled but this blog site. However, rest assured that Dame Beth-Man scrubs herself first in a bubble bath and wears a sterilized silk robe while writing this blog as well as wearing gloves and has an air purifier running so no one reading this blog will be fearful of catching an invisible flu virus that in most cases, has no symptoms and you don't get sick. Go figure. Then, other people are on death's door and expire before their shelf life has been reached. All that is agreed upon by medical people, is that the coronavirus causes people to wear ridiculous masks and hoard paper products and sell them on eBay. No cure is expected for this strange behavior anytime soon.
Beth is desperate to appear again on Social Life magazine since they snubbed her in 2019 because the Sterns do zilch and Beth does even less and there is nothing to market. Howard is sick of paying for the entire issue every summer just to push Beth in everyone's faces in the Hamptons and the magazine can't get any sponsors for the annual Beth issue. If Beth hopes to score a cover this year, it will have to be a special social distancing edition and then Howard can brag about how Beth sits at home and bothers cats all day before dumping them onto other people while claiming videotaping herself reading her book about a male cat who has kittens counts as working from home and a business expense. I know, nothing has changed for Beth or Howard since Howard sits home anyway and is always on the phone badgering producers nonstop to get him on TV or on some loser streaming service while he already downsized Robin Quivers [as if that's possible] by reducing her on-air time for the shelter-in-place home edition of his stale satellite radio show. I hope Robin enjoys her pay cut that is now deposited into Beth's account as she is now counted as on-air talent during this covid event.
Of course, rumors abound that this conman virus was caused by the Batman Villain herself, Virulent Beth. Every year she can't take it that she's snubbed by the Met Gala extravaganza that only the top of the top people get to attend, and yes, the famous Dame Beth-Man has attended as talked about briefly on this blog. I am shocked that Beth the Barfly couldn't snatch a ticket even after marrying a radio deadweight. Go figure.
I don't know if it's hilarious or pitiful that Howard has talked publicly each year on his stale satellite radio show about how he hates Halloween and now the entire globe will wear Halloween masks from now until infinity, right in front of Howard and Howard himself will have to wear one too in public. Gee, after he and Beth spent millions on their faces to keep them above sea level, now they'll have to wear masks in public or if they want to hog a TV talk show; but then, everyone will have tested negative to the virus so I guess masks won't be required for the TV and movie people. How convenient. Oh, I tested negative too; I don't have a negative chromosome in my entire body.
On the May 4, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show, we got another report of Virulent Beth falling all over her Hamptons house again, which this blogger already blogged about and even showed a composite illustration of Beth falling all over her Hamptons house on the April 29th Beth Fan Page. Howard is panicking over how to exit out of that Hamptons house without admitting he has to sell it because it's sinking and so are his bank accounts. We hope his mask-making investments can pay off providing he can push the agenda that humans can no longer exist without covering up their faces in public. Yeah, it helps the Reptilian agenda too [same agendas] where they no longer have to fear shape shifting in public, they will all be wearing masks and appear normal like us earthlings.
On the May 5, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show, he said Beth showed up to a David Blaine magic show. A lot of the bottom-feeders at these modeling agencies are sent on loser jobs for magicians since all that bullshit they do really are tricks, they are not magic. Sorry. Yeah, all those little audience members are paid actors and/or harvested from a modeling or talent agency and sign nondisclosure agreements and are paid for their time to pretend a magician's stunt was real or not pre-planned and basically, a con. Well, everyone has fun that watches this bullshit, I guess, I have never been attracted to magicians, real or imagined. Pamela Anderson Lee Rock Salomon Peters became a magician's model when she got too old to do anything else and it helped fund her boat trips. She loves yachting all over the globe with her creepy son Egor as her bodyguard.
On the May 6, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show, he provided updated covid-19 virus news from the Peanut Gallery. Pretty interesting how Howard's Hamptons house always looks like a hospital group home. It's where they primarily recover from all their plastic surgery procedures they have done at their Florida Mystery House & Cosmetic Surgery Center. Beth was just there a few weeks ago and it's where some are saying that Beth already taped that bullshit reading of that stale Yoda the cat book so she could claim her work-from-home Covid-19 lockdown as a business expense. Check out her IG or Google if you want to see her videotaped reading of her Yoda the cat book.
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| Rob Zombie demonstrates how to neutralize a person refusing to wear a covid mask. |
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| Probably one of the best photos of all time of Rob's natural hair with a bit of highlighting. |
Beth is desperate to appear again on Social Life magazine since they snubbed her in 2019 because the Sterns do zilch and Beth does even less and there is nothing to market. Howard is sick of paying for the entire issue every summer just to push Beth in everyone's faces in the Hamptons and the magazine can't get any sponsors for the annual Beth issue. If Beth hopes to score a cover this year, it will have to be a special social distancing edition and then Howard can brag about how Beth sits at home and bothers cats all day before dumping them onto other people while claiming videotaping herself reading her book about a male cat who has kittens counts as working from home and a business expense. I know, nothing has changed for Beth or Howard since Howard sits home anyway and is always on the phone badgering producers nonstop to get him on TV or on some loser streaming service while he already downsized Robin Quivers [as if that's possible] by reducing her on-air time for the shelter-in-place home edition of his stale satellite radio show. I hope Robin enjoys her pay cut that is now deposited into Beth's account as she is now counted as on-air talent during this covid event.
The last time Beth could hog a cover for Social Life magazine was in
2018. If she wants on the 2020 edition, the cover's all set to go. Howard can
just reuse his old photos; no one will notice, believe me.
Of course, rumors abound that this conman virus was caused by the Batman Villain herself, Virulent Beth. Every year she can't take it that she's snubbed by the Met Gala extravaganza that only the top of the top people get to attend, and yes, the famous Dame Beth-Man has attended as talked about briefly on this blog. I am shocked that Beth the Barfly couldn't snatch a ticket even after marrying a radio deadweight. Go figure.
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| This is an excerpt from one of the original press releases for the Met Gala before the major event was canceled by Anne Wintour beating Cuomo the Clown to the punch. |
I don't know if it's hilarious or pitiful that Howard has talked publicly each year on his stale satellite radio show about how he hates Halloween and now the entire globe will wear Halloween masks from now until infinity, right in front of Howard and Howard himself will have to wear one too in public. Gee, after he and Beth spent millions on their faces to keep them above sea level, now they'll have to wear masks in public or if they want to hog a TV talk show; but then, everyone will have tested negative to the virus so I guess masks won't be required for the TV and movie people. How convenient. Oh, I tested negative too; I don't have a negative chromosome in my entire body.
On the May 4, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show, we got another report of Virulent Beth falling all over her Hamptons house again, which this blogger already blogged about and even showed a composite illustration of Beth falling all over her Hamptons house on the April 29th Beth Fan Page. Howard is panicking over how to exit out of that Hamptons house without admitting he has to sell it because it's sinking and so are his bank accounts. We hope his mask-making investments can pay off providing he can push the agenda that humans can no longer exist without covering up their faces in public. Yeah, it helps the Reptilian agenda too [same agendas] where they no longer have to fear shape shifting in public, they will all be wearing masks and appear normal like us earthlings.
On the May 5, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show, he said Beth showed up to a David Blaine magic show. A lot of the bottom-feeders at these modeling agencies are sent on loser jobs for magicians since all that bullshit they do really are tricks, they are not magic. Sorry. Yeah, all those little audience members are paid actors and/or harvested from a modeling or talent agency and sign nondisclosure agreements and are paid for their time to pretend a magician's stunt was real or not pre-planned and basically, a con. Well, everyone has fun that watches this bullshit, I guess, I have never been attracted to magicians, real or imagined. Pamela Anderson Lee Rock Salomon Peters became a magician's model when she got too old to do anything else and it helped fund her boat trips. She loves yachting all over the globe with her creepy son Egor as her bodyguard.
On the May 6, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show, he provided updated covid-19 virus news from the Peanut Gallery. Pretty interesting how Howard's Hamptons house always looks like a hospital group home. It's where they primarily recover from all their plastic surgery procedures they have done at their Florida Mystery House & Cosmetic Surgery Center. Beth was just there a few weeks ago and it's where some are saying that Beth already taped that bullshit reading of that stale Yoda the cat book so she could claim her work-from-home Covid-19 lockdown as a business expense. Check out her IG or Google if you want to see her videotaped reading of her Yoda the cat book.
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