Memorial Day Still Snubs Stern

In spite of many venues, corporations, retail stores, and tons of other places shut down and going online and digital due to the Covid-19 rollout plan, Beth Ostrosky Stern still managed to be snubbed by both Hamptons magazine and Social Life magazine for their Memorial Day editions. 

We know Virulent Beth claimed a victory when her virus-in-crime Covid-19 shut down the famous Met Gala that normally happens every May, and Beth was happy because she was finally not snubbed since it was canceled but she can never score a ticket to the event anyway and Howard Stern's employer SiriusXM apparently refuses to buy a table for the event or even two tickets for their star deadweight and his wife. How come Howard's "sister" doesn't buy him a table? Princess Rothblatt?

Howard has been paying for some press lately since he needs to read about himself while sitting home on paid leave to save the company expenses from airing that hot air balloon blustering about himself and is generally ignored when he trashes POTUS during his stale satellite radio show but that's all Howard has and he has to pay for the press to print his scripted rants and imaginary feuds he creates with people who are actually famous, like POTUS or Wendy Williams or Simon Cowell. Apparently, Sirius is pro-Dem, however, it seems that Monster Malone, who owns the majority share of the company, is pro-GOP so there is a conflict there. I guess Malone is so removed from the peons that the Sirius execs hire and fire that he doesn't care what Stern says about POTUS or anyone else, yet I think Stern says he is more of a Republican than a Democrat but I truly doubt anyone cares.

We are celebrating some big birthdays in May as earth energy has finished her job and we're into Trump energy with the twins - ha, since it is alleged Trump really does have a twin, a duplicate, a double, that normally wears a bold solid color blue tie while the real Donald Trump wears the solid color red tie and crazy Brooke just ties one on while Cher avoids the fire water altogether because Indians were banned from drinking alcohol in the 1800s when she was born.

We know Howard has been friends with The Don for years and still loves him. Gosh, he even signed the President's birthday card this year like any Global citizen could and you could also include your own personal message to him. How nice.

Time for a Xenu report. Yeah, this blogger has always commented on the science lovers and we believe this is important filler at this time.

Tom's birthday is not until July, but why not remind readers of
how gorgeous this little science lover used to be? 

Which fathead Scotsman is in the bloodline of a famous cult leader
making his wife an untouchable fruitcake?

Quite revealing all the celebrity science lovers here - all have been
on the Stern show except maybe Danny Masterson.

How convenient the $cientologists are back helping NASA fake another moon shot. Ha. Elon Musk sure is on board with the new $cientology Centre wig. The U.S. commissioned a new space movie to allegedly fake another moon landing; first Kubrick now Musk and his space footage will be used from his recent SpaceX rocket launch into outer space. Maybe they can find Beth's European modeling photos floating around out there somewhere stuck on a satellite. Yeah, everyone tries to debunk the theory that Kubrick filmed 2001: A Space Odyssey that was financed by NASA as a coverup because they needed footage to pretend that the U.S. landed on the moon. Now we've got a new movie coming up that's in conjunction with who? NASA. I guess the dummies will buy this new bullshit that we are actually landing on the moon again, when it will be more fake footage from a movie studio. The timing is unbelievable.

As millions of housekeepers remain fat across the nation, Howard Stern believes his wife Beth has gotten into shape and looks "ripped" [does that mean drunk?] while doing housework as they pretend they fired all the help due to the Covid-19 virus threat to all humanity, including goats and pawpaws as already reported on this famous blog, when we know the help is frequently fired by Virulent Beth when she gets into one of her moods.

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Beth's Bogus Blog

Beth Stern writes a monthly blog for the charity that pays her a salary as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL), and this month's blog entry is just plagiarized bullshit filled with fake news and old news having zero to do with the current covid-19 lockdown that she stole from the Internet and thinks no one will notice. Beth knows zilch and can't write anything other than snarky notes to her servants wondering why the strawberries are all gone from the fridge and she wants a full investigation into who ate all of them as she paces the deck rotating steel stress balls in her hand.

Beth plagiarized fake news.

Beth plagiarized a report about wildflowers growing on roadsides
in Great Britain. It has nothing to do with the covid-19 lockdown.

Get real, Beth, you are a faker that can't even steal information properly. Who writes that bullshit blog of yours anyway? Did Howard step in and write it for you this time since he has nothing to do since Hollywood shut down to be free from Howard's constant phone calls where he begs producers to get him on TV or in a movie? What happened, did you get into another snit and fire your PA again in the Hamptons and you had to steal info for your bogus blog updates? Getting miffed that Howard never hits those stairs you saw in half? Apparently, you keep getting yourself since you fall all over that Hamptons house and yes, you fall inside Howard's former married bachelor pad in NYC too that is now the corporate HQ of Howard Stern Productions and your catnapping business. What a joke the Sterns are. 

I don't know why Howard bothers with the paid plugs but I guess he has to make a buck somehow and Robin has to do live plugs because she needs to keep up that Botox to stretch out that tight facelift of hers. What is she? A Helium Head that stole Gayle King's wig?

As reported on this blog's sidebar, Beth closed down another company. This time, her hometown lifestyle magazine called Whirl, and their related magazines. Too hilarious that on Wikipedia, they mention Beth Stern first as being on their cover(s) and mention Christina Aguilera, Taylor Swift and former President Obama last. How funny is that? Howard must have written that Wiki page as if Beth is such a huge star when she's worked for that loser magazine years ago and was the big cheese buttinsky hosting their 10th anniversary party where her parents showed up to the event. Virulent Beth killed another magazine.

Another thing the Sterns killed was the John Varvatos designer clothing company. They recently announced they are going bankrupt after they provided all those fugly bad-fitting clothing that Howard wears for his TV appearances and during his failed tenure as a judge on "America's Got Talent" and he kept stuffing his body into the clothes wearing the same stale suits all over the place. You know you're in trouble when you get stuck with the Sterns. Some companies are staging a bogus bankruptcy just to stop the Stern telephone calls where Howard keeps trying for freebies in exchange for advertising on his stale satellite radio show that is tanking due to a virtual covid virus killing satellite dishes that may have to serve up something vegan to save them from the slaughterhouse.

This image originally appeared on the Beth Fan Page, 4/2/2016.

Howard went to a Varvatos party sans Beth. This photo's been on the
Beth Fan Page on 6/12/14 and 10/24/15.

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About Time

Met Gala 2020 Theme:
"About Time: Fashion and Duration."

What a fitting theme for what would have been this year's Met Gala but it also fits with Beth Ostrosky Stern, in that it's about time she wasn't snubbed by the sitting Czar, Anna Witch Wintour, who presides over the whole thing and no one gets in without paying and there are no plus-ones allowed unless they are also on the approved list to attend. The Beth virus killed the gala. Oh, sorry, it was due to covid-19. Ha. No gala, no snub. Beth wins. 

Andy Cohen and Sarah Jessica Parker normally attend the Met Gala together and they paid homage to what would have been the event on the first Monday in May, since that's when it's normally held. 

Andy looks ridiculous wearing his
son's underpants on his face.

A search of this blog should bring up my past posts about it and how Beth goes a bit crazy on the first Monday in May every year since her husband Howard Stern doesn't have the juice to score her a ticket. Evidently, SiriusXM, his employer, is not footing the bill to buy a table or group tickets to the event, which is a fundraiser for the Met Museum and it involves a fashion show, dinner, entertainment, etc., and many corporations buy up a table or two but no word on Sirius doing this and if they do, the Sterns have never been invited.

This year is unprecedented and will go down in the history books because Beth's finally not snubbed by the Met Gala because it was canceled by the Plandemic, and just about everything has been canceled but this blog site. However, rest assured that Dame Beth-Man scrubs herself first in a bubble bath and wears a sterilized silk robe while writing this blog as well as wearing gloves and has an air purifier running so no one reading this blog will be fearful of catching an invisible flu virus that in most cases, has no symptoms and you don't get sick. Go figure. Then, other people are on death's door and expire before their shelf life has been reached. All that is agreed upon by medical people, is that the coronavirus causes people to wear ridiculous masks and hoard paper products and sell them on eBay. No cure is expected for this strange behavior anytime soon.

Rob Zombie demonstrates how to neutralize a person refusing to wear a covid mask.

Probably one of the best photos of all time of Rob's natural hair with
a bit of highlighting.

Beth is desperate to appear again on Social Life magazine since they snubbed her in 2019 because the Sterns do zilch and Beth does even less and there is nothing to market. Howard is sick of paying for the entire issue every summer just to push Beth in everyone's faces in the Hamptons and the magazine can't get any sponsors for the annual Beth issue. If Beth hopes to score a cover this year, it will have to be a special social distancing edition and then Howard can brag about how Beth sits at home and bothers cats all day before dumping them onto other people while claiming videotaping herself reading her book about a male cat who has kittens counts as working from home and a business expense. I know, nothing has changed for Beth or Howard since Howard sits home anyway and is always on the phone badgering producers nonstop to get him on TV or on some loser streaming service while he already downsized Robin Quivers [as if that's possible] by reducing her on-air time for the shelter-in-place home edition of his stale satellite radio show. I hope Robin enjoys her pay cut that is now deposited into Beth's account as she is now counted as on-air talent during this covid event.

The last time Beth could hog a cover for Social Life magazine was in

2018. If she wants on the 2020 edition, the cover's all set to go. Howard can

just reuse his old photos; no one will notice, believe me.

Of course, rumors abound that this conman virus was caused by the Batman Villain herself, Virulent Beth. Every year she can't take it that she's snubbed by the Met Gala extravaganza that only the top of the top people get to attend, and yes, the famous Dame Beth-Man has attended as talked about briefly on this blog. I am shocked that Beth the Barfly couldn't snatch a ticket even after marrying a radio deadweight. Go figure.

This is an excerpt from one of the original press releases for the Met Gala before the major event
was canceled by Anne Wintour beating Cuomo the Clown to the punch.

I don't know if it's hilarious or pitiful that Howard has talked publicly each year on his stale satellite radio show about how he hates Halloween and now the entire globe will wear Halloween masks from now until infinity, right in front of Howard and Howard himself will have to wear one too in public. Gee, after he and Beth spent millions on their faces to keep them above sea level, now they'll have to wear masks in public or if they want to hog a TV talk show; but then, everyone will have tested negative to the virus so I guess masks won't be required for the TV and movie people. How convenient. Oh, I tested negative too; I don't have a negative chromosome in my entire body.

On the May 4, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show, we got another report of Virulent Beth falling all over her Hamptons house again, which this blogger already blogged about and even showed a composite illustration of Beth falling all over her Hamptons house on the April 29th Beth Fan Page. Howard is panicking over how to exit out of that Hamptons house without admitting he has to sell it because it's sinking and so are his bank accounts. We hope his mask-making investments can pay off providing he can push the agenda that humans can no longer exist without covering up their faces in public. Yeah, it helps the Reptilian agenda too [same agendas] where they no longer have to fear shape shifting in public, they will all be wearing masks and appear normal like us earthlings.

On the May 5, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show, he said Beth showed up to a David Blaine magic show. A lot of the bottom-feeders at these modeling agencies are sent on loser jobs for magicians since all that bullshit they do really are tricks, they are not magic. Sorry. Yeah, all those little audience members are paid actors and/or harvested from a modeling or talent agency and sign nondisclosure agreements and are paid for their time to pretend a magician's stunt was real or not pre-planned and basically, a con. Well, everyone has fun that watches this bullshit, I guess, I have never been attracted to magicians, real or imagined. Pamela Anderson Lee Rock Salomon Peters became a magician's model when she got too old to do anything else and it helped fund her boat trips. She loves yachting all over the globe with her creepy son Egor as her bodyguard. 

On the May 6, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show, he provided updated covid-19 virus news from the Peanut Gallery. Pretty interesting how Howard's Hamptons house always looks like a hospital group home. It's where they primarily recover from all their plastic surgery procedures they have done at their Florida Mystery House & Cosmetic Surgery Center. Beth was just there a few weeks ago and it's where some are saying that Beth already taped that bullshit reading of that stale Yoda the cat book so she could claim her work-from-home Covid-19 lockdown as a business expense. Check out her IG or Google if you want to see her videotaped reading of her Yoda the cat book. 

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