Fashion Week Failure

As usual, Howard Stern could not manage to get a paid corporate seat for the huge behind of his wife Beth Stern to inhabit so far as we begin New York Fashion Week where all the designers are looking for top buyers and top stars to grace the front rows of their shows and show off their goods hoping for a successful season. 

Beth has not scored a seat for her seat at New York's Fashion Week since 2017 after a two year absence prior to that. I guess the designers finally figured out Beth Stern has no dough and can barely fit into that seat in the front row let alone into designer wear unless Ralph Cirella, Howard Stern's long-time companion, lets out the seams and inserts a ton of fabric and that's a tough job for a houseboy with no talent except grooming Howard Stern's weave making sure there are no gnats stuck in it.

Howard Stern is a famous copycat and invents things for Beth that have already been done. Like Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl has been around forever and the host is a Buchwald client as exclusively reported on by this blogger, so Howard invented the Kitten Bowl with the Hallmark Channel with Beth as the host. Then there is the Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Rescue Center and their annual "Get Wild" summer benefit so, as exclusively reported by this blogger with Hamptons Magazine only acknowledging this fact after I blogged about it,  suddenly there was the annual Beth Stern "Getting Wild" copycat benefit for that same organization. Howard is just a copycat plagiarist rip-off artist and now we have Florida Fashion Week, another Beth Fan Page Exclusive, because Howard had to invent his own fashion week for his failure wife who has failed at everything she has tried except scoring a married radio show host that the wifey kicked to the curb as he skied downhill off the free radio dial and landed on a pay service.

In 2018, the Beth Fan Page exclusively reported on the first Beth Stern Florida Fashion Week held at the same time as New York's Fashion Week realizing Beth has done porch photoshoots before in Florida before the giant iguana invasion but we wonder why the porch couldn't have been cleared last year during New York Fashion Week for a porch fashion show but Howard skipped last February for some reason. I guess he was busy planning for Valentine's Day and having to get some IG mileage out of that but who knows.

Well, Howard's got to come up with some gimmick to market his Florida empty fortress and get some selfie tax write-off for holding porch fashion week with Beth as his sole model while the help ropes some iguanas and throws them back in the ocean. The Florida Fortress is practically empty save for one shabby cat room with an old couch and short table lamp and a few cat trees thrown inside. Beth's O Family Clan just sleep in a few sparse rooms consisting of the beds for maids and butlers but Howard can't afford full staff full-time or to furnish that monstrosity he paid too much for because of what was in the basement, so just a few house staff show up to clean the place and turn on the power for the powerless couple who are worried about their sinking Hamptons House while their Florida house is overrun with iguanas as reported on this blog when the Sterns said it last summer and provided video footage of the invasion. Pretty gross. We'll see if Howard can clear the porch so Beth can do more of her porch fashion photoshoots where she normally posed two years ago before the iguanas got too big and too many showed up to ignore.

THE BIENNIAL BETH STERN

FLORIDA FASHION WEEK

A Howard Stern Production

The real supermodel and superstar Heidi Klum at New York Fashion
Week, backstage at TRESemme x Christian Siriano

HEIDI KLUM not BETH NOBODY made it to the front row
during New York Fashion Week, Christian Siriano show.

Ariell Kebbel along with Hayley Hasselhoff made it
to the Tadashi Shoji show and found three seats for the duo
so you would think they could find a few seats for Beth's
ass to fit into too.

We can't wait for some more selfies out of Beth as it will be a long week of her being ignored by New York during Fashion Week and Howard barely shows up to take a few pix and skates back to his love nest away from that bird he married. Gee, I thought Cousin Noel was in town? You know, the cousin of Beth that Howard bragged about on the air back in 2016 when he bragged how she graduated from the University of Pennsylvania with that blowfish daughter who can't shut her mouth, Tiffany Trump. Just asking. Howard likes them young while Beth likes them old and stupid. Hey, she wasn't a failure at that either.

Heidi Klum is hitting it out of the ballpark with stellar ratings for NBC's "America's Got Talent - The Champions" now in its second season. The show continually beats out the loser ABC's "The Bachelor" in millions of viewers in spite of a few loser aged celebs like Howard Stern, Mary McCormack and Jennifer Aniston plugging it nonstop. 

One wonders how much Howard Stern is making off his aged galpal for this winner. It's going into season 2 of the Fox game show "25 Words or Less" when it should be called how to admit defeat in 25 words or less. How much of a cut do you get off this, Howard? You can't get Bethie on this show? 

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