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| Rare shot of Howard's square head since he normally shapes his weave into a pyramid. Beth's wig is impressionistic of Pike's Peak. |
On Monday's Howard Stern stale Sirius satellite radio show, January 13, 2020, Howard complained about the Golden Globe Awards which was held two weeks ago on January 5, that radio personalities are not included in the categories that qualify for a Golden Globe award.
Howard is still reeling from the big Ellen DeGeneres snubola during the Golden Globes when she got the Carol Burnett award and in clips that were shown from her daytime TV show, the recent big Howard Stern guest appearance and the big wedding vows renewal of Howard and Beth, were not included in the retrospective presentation and Ellen failed to mention Howard in her big acceptance speech.
Yeah, Howard chocked it up to the award show banning radio personalities, yes, Howard is that angry he was snubbed and that was after kissing Ellen's butt face on her TV talk show. He cannot face it that being on the radio had nothing to do with the big Ellen snub, it was due to the fact that no one knows who Howard or Beth Stern are, and everyone would have to be reminded Howard did a stint on NBC's "America's Got Talent" where he tanked the ratings and was shot back to his irrelevant little job on satellite radio and Beth is even more unknown than Howard.
Excerpt from the stale Stern satellite radio show on Monday, January 13. Emphasis added by this blogger:
Howard Stern: " ... You know it's awards' season for movies and I was just talking about the Kennedy Center Honors, I was talking about Golden Globes, Critics' Choice Awards were on last night and you know I was thinking about this you know I hate that Radio Hall of Fame and I wish -- like why at the Golden Globes they honor TV, they honor film, they seem to honor all kinds of entertainment, why can't they give out a couple of radio awards like radio has big reach, millions of people listen to it, it's got bigger audiences than films do, so every once in a while why don't they have a radio category? What do you think of that idea as opposed to a Radio Hall of Fame where we're ostracized into some lame event?"
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Gee, Howard, ever hear of the MARCONI AWARDS for RADIO??? Right, since they SNUB you and Don Imus won four of them while you are cast into the sea of oblivion with that paid wife of yours. Imus won three for Major Market Personality and one for Network Syndicated Personality and Imus had his radio show broadcast on the Fox Business Channel due to relevancy.
Howard's blaming the huge Ellen snub on the Globes not acknowledging radio people. Yeah, it's really not about giving radio people a Golden Globe award, it's about the big snub he got at the Golden Globe Awards held on January 5. His RECENT big guest appearance on Ellen and renewing his vows with Beth O'Nobody, was never included in the awards segment for Ellen DeGeneres. Yeah, check out Ellen's big acceptance speech online, no mention of Howard Stern and go ahead and re-watch the Globes, no clip of Stern or Beth from the Ellen Show retrospective they showed - yeah I blogged about it and Howard read it and wept [ref: Beth Fan Page, January 11, 2020].
On Beth Tuesday, January 14, on the stale Stern satellite radio show, he talked about dealing with the problem in Manhattan of a water main breaking that's in the press right now as Howard complained about brownish water coming out of the taps in his apartment as one wonders if the body in the water tank on the roof was plugging up the filter in his building and discoloring the water. Better beware of that dark water and subsequent TB outbreak panic and Howard had better not play the elevator game, we may never see him again because he may connect with an alternate world where he's relevant. But don't worry, Howard, Joker Beth the Anarchist really didn't sabotage your stay in New York and then allegedly skate out of town to drop off her mom's share of the Helen the Cat Calendar cash.
Howard's fan enjoyed his lecture on Beth Tuesday of what constitutes a model and it seemed he was describing his wife Beth but one wonders what being a cheap shit lingerie model entails and we are all shocked Beth got paid doing it. I guess we have to wait for Beth's 1,200 page autobiography to describe her big life in the modeling world before she hooked a married radio talk show host in New York, and all about how Marky Mark hit on her at a shoe store and explain why David Letterman had zero recall of meeting her prior to her big interview to plug her first 500 pg book on his show about dogs so Howard would stop the telephone terrorism badgering Letterman to let her on his show to brag how she hooked Howard Stern.
Howard is still reeling from the big Ellen DeGeneres snubola during the Golden Globes when she got the Carol Burnett award and in clips that were shown from her daytime TV show, the recent big Howard Stern guest appearance and the big wedding vows renewal of Howard and Beth, were not included in the retrospective presentation and Ellen failed to mention Howard in her big acceptance speech.
Yeah, Howard chocked it up to the award show banning radio personalities, yes, Howard is that angry he was snubbed and that was after kissing Ellen's butt face on her TV talk show. He cannot face it that being on the radio had nothing to do with the big Ellen snub, it was due to the fact that no one knows who Howard or Beth Stern are, and everyone would have to be reminded Howard did a stint on NBC's "America's Got Talent" where he tanked the ratings and was shot back to his irrelevant little job on satellite radio and Beth is even more unknown than Howard.
Excerpt from the stale Stern satellite radio show on Monday, January 13. Emphasis added by this blogger:
Howard Stern: " ... You know it's awards' season for movies and I was just talking about the Kennedy Center Honors, I was talking about Golden Globes, Critics' Choice Awards were on last night and you know I was thinking about this you know I hate that Radio Hall of Fame and I wish -- like why at the Golden Globes they honor TV, they honor film, they seem to honor all kinds of entertainment, why can't they give out a couple of radio awards like radio has big reach, millions of people listen to it, it's got bigger audiences than films do, so every once in a while why don't they have a radio category? What do you think of that idea as opposed to a Radio Hall of Fame where we're ostracized into some lame event?"
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Gee, Howard, ever hear of the MARCONI AWARDS for RADIO??? Right, since they SNUB you and Don Imus won four of them while you are cast into the sea of oblivion with that paid wife of yours. Imus won three for Major Market Personality and one for Network Syndicated Personality and Imus had his radio show broadcast on the Fox Business Channel due to relevancy.
Howard's blaming the huge Ellen snub on the Globes not acknowledging radio people. Yeah, it's really not about giving radio people a Golden Globe award, it's about the big snub he got at the Golden Globe Awards held on January 5. His RECENT big guest appearance on Ellen and renewing his vows with Beth O'Nobody, was never included in the awards segment for Ellen DeGeneres. Yeah, check out Ellen's big acceptance speech online, no mention of Howard Stern and go ahead and re-watch the Globes, no clip of Stern or Beth from the Ellen Show retrospective they showed - yeah I blogged about it and Howard read it and wept [ref: Beth Fan Page, January 11, 2020].
On Beth Tuesday, January 14, on the stale Stern satellite radio show, he talked about dealing with the problem in Manhattan of a water main breaking that's in the press right now as Howard complained about brownish water coming out of the taps in his apartment as one wonders if the body in the water tank on the roof was plugging up the filter in his building and discoloring the water. Better beware of that dark water and subsequent TB outbreak panic and Howard had better not play the elevator game, we may never see him again because he may connect with an alternate world where he's relevant. But don't worry, Howard, Joker Beth the Anarchist really didn't sabotage your stay in New York and then allegedly skate out of town to drop off her mom's share of the Helen the Cat Calendar cash.
Howard's fan enjoyed his lecture on Beth Tuesday of what constitutes a model and it seemed he was describing his wife Beth but one wonders what being a cheap shit lingerie model entails and we are all shocked Beth got paid doing it. I guess we have to wait for Beth's 1,200 page autobiography to describe her big life in the modeling world before she hooked a married radio talk show host in New York, and all about how Marky Mark hit on her at a shoe store and explain why David Letterman had zero recall of meeting her prior to her big interview to plug her first 500 pg book on his show about dogs so Howard would stop the telephone terrorism badgering Letterman to let her on his show to brag how she hooked Howard Stern.
Following is an excerpt from the January 14, 2020 stale Stern satellite radio show where Howard inserts the paid plug for ABC's "The Bachelor" since that is the deal with Jimmy Kimmel and his network. Howard gets advance screenings because he is a paid plugger of this bullshit in competition with Simon Cowell and his constant ratings' winner NBC's "AGT - The Champions" which is in its second season. Then Howard pontificates on what constitutes a real model. Comments in red are by this blogger [who was a model too that got the dough while Beth got the sauce]:
Caller Greg: "Do you think that brunette, Hannah Ann, will take it all the way with the nurse?"
Caller Greg: "Do you think that brunette, Hannah Ann, will take it all the way with the nurse?"
Howard Stern: "He'd better stay away from her, man, she's a fucking loon (then everything he proceeds to say about her is Beth). First of all, she says she calls herself a model. She's no fucking model. You can't be that short and be a model (Beth has short legs). You know what she's doing? She's putting bikini pics of herself up on the Internet (like Beth). She's no fucking model. You gotta get paid to be a model (we're not sure what Beth was paid for). Secondly, she's also cuckoo like the first night that you meet the Bachelor she interrupted three times. She's a kook and she's perky and she's used to getting whatever she wants (Beth, Beth and Beth), you gotta stay away from her. ... "
Robin Quivers: "Well, you're no fun because now you get your advance copy."
Howard Stern: "Yeah. ... Well, I feel it's important for me to watch it in advance so I can talk about it otherwise I wouldn't get around to it for a few nights." Uh, yeah, otherwise you can return that check to the Mormon Entertainment Network (MEN).
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Howard knows a few guys from MEN and some are painters, like Rick the House Painter. Gee, isn't he painting Howard's apartment near Katie Lee's Kitchen that he is having redecorated and that's why he took a break and helped Howard paint kitty cats and scenery and a wood fence and Robin Quivers' backyard filled with discarded boxes from Chick-fil-A? What about that other guy from MEN, the one who helps Howard stage photoshoots and stands in for the paid model Beth until the lighting and shot is all set up? It's when Howard takes a million photos of Beth all at one time and then doles them out over the years pretending they're current. Gee, wasn't he the Nobu delivery boy that Howard repurposed and he now helps him with his DIY photoshoots? Yeah, I think that was the Nobu Nancy Boy but I'm not sure.
Gosh, Beth got paid for this? Ha. Beth was a big cheese model prior to hooking Howard and we just know her big modeling portfolio is worth about $2.99 in today's market. Oh, we love her modeling photos. They are awesome aside from Beth posting selfies constantly on her Instagram show claiming they're modeling jobs for charity since she sometimes photoshops a cat in the selfies and calls it charity work.
Beth, the paid tacky model. Look at the size of those thighs.
Wow, and she has the coveted greasy bleached hair with black roots:
Beth is also known in modeling circles as "Belly Up Beth" since she tanks every company she models for and tanks TV shows too as talked about already a bunch of times on this blog and examples are on the blog sidebar.
We also need to revisit the Robin Quivers' pie initiative when she was doing the talk show rounds claiming a vegan diet saved her life from staged cancer a few years ago or more. Robin has now proclaimed she is back to eating animals and we hope they are dead before she slaps them on her platter.
Reportedly, next year, a new venue is being proposed for the Golden Globe Awards ceremony that might be right up Stern's alley. I hear they have awesome dark water directly out of the tap and conduct regular TB testing. Howard is allegedly being scouted to host the event and Robin Quivers will be there as the paid cackler in the audience to laugh at all of Howard's racist and misogynist jokes and Beth will be a paid seat filler. Room 412 is ready and waiting for Howard and Beth. I'm not sure Beth could fit through that hatch on top of the water tank to take a bath on the hotel roof, so no worries there.
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