Birth Days

There's a lot of birthdays coming up this month, like Howard's object of desire Bradley Cooper, the famous Dame Beth-Man, and of course January 12 is the birth date of Howard Stern, Rob Zombie, and Rush Limbaugh who is next on Stern's list that he's waiting to die before Howard can retire from Sirius. They are the sign of Capricorn with the related zodiac sign candy being candy corn and gummy fish and the related zodiac sign bath toys are a rubber duck and lifesaver. Dame Beth-Man cannot reveal her exact birth date due to security reasons but she's an Aquarius and her related zodiac sign candy is a Sugar Daddy and the zodiac sign bath toy is a wind-up plastic scuba diver.

Beth had a nice time at her Florida
Plastic Surgery & Selfie Center.

Beth was all busy over the holidays with her team planning her cash grab strategies for 2020 and coming up with new ways to heat her NYC apartment other than burning pages from the Beth Fan Page in her fireplace. Her team is working around the clock coming up with new ways to market Beth to the public who still have no clue who she is other than a couch model. Howard was under wraps over the break trying to cope with his annual downsizing of his operating budget as Sirius has flatlined as they pretend to launch satellites into space when there is no proof any new satellites have been launched since 1969 with one out there still meandering around the planets with satellite towers now taking the place of these phony satellite launches that everyone talks about yet there is no footage or photographs of an actual satellite, only artists' renderings of some photoshopped satellites floating around earth.

Sexy Suzanne Somers made the rounds at SiriusXM plugging her new book and appeared on Radio Andy while everyone wondered why she snubbed the Howard Stern show. Suzanne also made the TV talk show rounds and is getting a lot of press talking about breaking her hip and how she takes about 50 pills a day to look 73 years old.






Speaking of snubbing Howard Stern, at the Golden Globes Award ceremony held in Hollywood on January 5, 2020, Ellen DeGeneres received the meaningless Carol Burnett Award and they showed a retrospective of her career and of course included clips from her popular daytime TV talk show. Pretty funny the Howard Stern guest appearance on Ellen's show, which included Howard and Beth renewing their marriage vows and getting married again, was not included in that retrospective. Howard and Beth were just on the Ellen show only a few months ago so it proves their appearance clip snub was super intentional. I guess Howard didn't realize that you have to grease some palms to get your face on national TV and especially during a big time awards show and poor Beth is freezing having to wear her whole winter snow outfit while indoors at her NY apartment beneath Howard's heated corporate apartment and former married bachelor pad. Howard frequently locks that trap door adjoining those apartments so Beth has to hang out in the lobby and wait for her Uberman to take her back to the Hamptons and her heated couches.

The Stern/Kimmel network takes a beating again from

Super Simon Cowell...ha ha ha.

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