Seeds of Truth

Actual photo of Howard and
Beth when they don't
wash their hair.

Howard was dropping only a few seeds of truth these past few weeks on his stale Sirius satellite radio show meaning he pretty much loves to spin tall tales. Howard's fan heard Howard say last week on his stale satellite radio show that his wife, Beth Stern, fled NYC after a main water pipe exploded that caused flooding and dark water in several buildings, including Howard's apartments. 

Beth avoided the dark water incident and holed up in her basement Botox bunker getting bloated while Howard publicly claimed on his stale Sirius satellite radio show that he could not use the shower or wash his hair at his apartment in the city where the water main broke because of contaminated water. Alleged Nixon White House Plumbers [yeah, they're still around] allege that Howard is using this water main incident to hide the fact he just got some new patchy weaves delivered to his apartment and they need sprinkling, not a showered downpour. Yeah, things are starting to gel and it's not that gel Howard uses on his head as a diversionary weave tactic, all suspicious behavior on the part of the Sterns since Howard seems all good with this latest NYC disaster and not flustered and terrified of germ-infested dark water. 

Bloated Beth is back from her Botox Bunker with her head huge and tight so she's all ready for her big Cat and Kitten Bowls that will air on the Howard Stern Hallmark Channel that's coming up on Superbowl weekend.

That she-man is Beth's Florida cop friend who gathers
up kittens for Beth to pose with and pretend
it's charity work.

Howard complained on his stale satellite radio show about being awake at 3 AM and had a million things on his mind when everyone knows it's just Rick the House Painter at Stern's apartment waking him up at regular intervals to water his weave. They have to be regularly watered, weeded, and fertilized for them to survive and thrive and I won't tell you how Stern fertilizes them but poor Rick sure is earning his keep. But, hey, the pay is very good and Rick gets to hang around the apartment getting free eats, free Netflix, and rides the Peloton for Howard. Yeah, rich people pay for everything even having people exercise for them while Howard takes credit for the weight loss. It's been alleged that Rick offered to fertilize Beth but she's conflicted. She hates anything that takes attention away from her but then a Baby Beth would get her a ton of free press and Howard something new to point and shoot at.

Excerpt from the January 20, 2020 stale Stern satellite radio show. Emphasis added by this blogger:

Howard:  "Hey now.  ... " 

Robin:  "Your voice is awfully deep today.  ... " 

Howard:  "It's deep because I've been up since three in the morning, I couldn't get back to sleep.  Shit just bothers me so much that I start thinking.  What happens to me at three in the morning I get upset and I was upset about multiple things this morning.  I can't win.  So last week I got a lot of good feedback on my hair if you saw any of the clips on the Internet, on Twitter, on Instagram, if you saw me, I look kind of cute in my own ugly way like I kind of had a fuller hairdo because what I normally do, my routine is I take a shower, I put some gel in, I come to work with my hair still wet so for like half the show it's kind of little tight curls and then when it dries, I pull it out and I get a nice look.  But for half of the taping of the show, I kind of look like that character Nancy from the comics back when we were kids." 

Robin:  "No!" 

Howard:  "You know like a little tight hairdo.  So anyway I guess there was one day I came in and I didn't have time to take a shower and I thought my hair looked pretty good so I didn't wet my hair and Robin commented right away 'Your hair looks really good' and now I thought 'Oh, I'm onto something.'  And so the next day I did the same thing and everyone was like 'Hey, your hair looks really good.'  So now I have my new routine, I'll shower when I get home, seems like my bed head is a really good look for me.  So this morning I wake up and I looked at my hair and I thought 'Okay, I guess it looks okay, I'm not sure.'  I pulled it out a little bit with my fingers, ran my fingers through it, got dressed and I decided that I look handsome in a kind of rock star hippie kind of thing like a Jimi Hendrix wild -- you know those posters of Jimi Hendrix, he's got the big fro.  So my wife wakes up, she takes one look at me and she goes, 'What is going on with your hair?  It's crazy, it's wild.'  I go 'Oh god, what.  What did I do wrong?'  ... I go 'Oh my god, I think I look handsome.'  She goes 'Listen, it doesn't look good.'  I go 'I'm running upstairs to shower.'  She goes 'Too late, you gotta get to work, you can't now shower.'  I said, 'No, I'd better -- everyone's gonna see.'   She goes 'No one's gonna notice.'  I walk in, first thing Will says to me something about my hair -- I don't know what it was but I went off.  Now I realize where I went wrong.  I should have heavily gelled yesterday and then it kind of stays in place overnight.  I used less gel so I'm back to square one.  ... Toni used to come in and do my hair every morning and I was just like part of being a guy is that you don't have someone do your hair every morning.  It's great to be a guy." 

Robin:  "But not everybody has a coif like yours."

=END= 

Uh, Howard said he didn't wash his hair due to contaminated water.
It had nothing to do with not having enough time in the morning. Plus, he
needs a reason that his hair stylist is no longer needed every morning
because she would yank out those new patches of hair planted
on his head. Yeah, Howard, where's Toni again?

PROOF: Excerpt from the January 14, 2020, stale Stern satellite radio show. Emphasis added by this blogger:

Howard:  "... By the way, if you're looking at me, Robin, and wondering what happened to his (speaking in the third person) hair, I am a part of the water main break that happened on the Upper West Side of Manhattan." 

Robin: "And what does that mean?"

Howard: "It means that all the water in my building is brownish, full of sediment because when the water main break occurred, all this sediment and shit got in the water so right now the water's brownish so yesterday -- but Beth's in Pittsburgh so I was running around my apartment changing out the water for the cats and just using bottled water -- brushing my teeth with bottled water. It's like I'm living in a third world country and no shower this morning and my hair looks like the Wild Man of Borneo. I kind of look like Jimi Hendrix right now. A little wild but you know what -- sorry. And I don't have a person here to do hair and all that and makeup. We don't do makeup and hair here."

=END=

Yeah, thank God for that water main exploding or Howard would have had to come up with another reason for his recent new sprouts and would have blamed his shower for not working suddenly.

The Queen of All Media Wendy Williams, who actually has a real show on TV and not just a loser video app of a stale satellite radio show, is always in the press now as it is alleged Stern is out to squelch her upcoming biopic which Wendy is also producing while Howard Stern Productions is currently producing Beth's new wig that she can't wash in the shower either same as Howard or it will get all twisted and knotted into a huge ball in the back of her head and she'd have to get her head shaved. Now Cher hops on the bandwagon to get Wendy kicked off TV because Cher has nothing better to do sitting home bored taking lipo breaks from her third final world concert tour. Who knew she would be in the same camp as Howard after all these years of hating his guts. Wig knows wig.

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