Mirror Mirror II

The stale Howard Stern satellite radio show once again mined the Beth Fan Page for show content and used it to diss the death of Kobe Bryant because Howard has a warped sense of humor and also insists on crowbarring his past failures into his radio show scripts. 

We all remember his flopped "Private Parts" that was shot off to the VHS graveyard resulting in Howard receiving a worthless award from a now-defunct video store and he thinks the death of Kobe Bryant was something to make fun of and inserted his own brand of bragging into his show talking about his one shot movie deal and only Howard could bring up his resume in connection with a celebrity that fell from the sky to his death. Oh wait. Yeah, Howard has bombed so many times you would think no fuse was left to explode but Howard keeps exploding to this day on television and is shot back to his dark star on a burnt out satellite dish.

Howard has been making fun of the Kobe Bryant helicopter death tragedy for two days and counting because he thinks Kobe was fair game. Same thing he thinks about Wendy Williams and Oprah Winfrey as he was last seen inhaling paint fumes in his apartment that's being redecorated by Rick the house painter who helps Howard paint kitty cats in between Howard begging the gods of rock and roll to bring back his prior wigs from the good old days when he looked like a glam rock idiot on the E Channel when he tried to be a talk show host and the E Channel canned that shit and just filmed his terrestrial radio show and chopped it up trying to piece together something to show on the air. 

On Tuesday's stale Stern satellite radio show he had the nerve to make fun of the Kobe death and insert his own brand of bizarre humor about talking to a magic mirror about how handsome he is as his black woman scapegoat Robin Quivers cackled as she trekked back and forth from the smoothie bar.

Excerpt from the Beth Fan Page "Mirror Mirror", yeah, like the magic talking mirror in Snow White that Howard used as a bit on his radio show today. Howard needs a mentalist alright since he's gone mental with dragging out his stale satellite radio show because without that, Jimmy Kimmel could block his nuisance calls. The mentalist referred to below was a contestant on AGT and he had a fake bit about reading the judges' minds and they all acted impressed. Howard was ignored by the Emmy Awards during his failed tenure on AGT when he tanked ratings like there was no tomorrow. Howard seems to ignore that bit of the History of Howard Stern when he registered record low ratings for the show.

On 1-28-20, it was Beth Tuesday on the Hoda & Jenna show but Hoda ditched and ran outta there and her replacement stooge took over the boring interview with Beth who is plugging her cat adoption gimmick and the Kitten Bowl. And everyone knows that Jess is sick of Beth's constant badgering on IG and instant messenger. But will the Jess jab register with Beth? She's got that conceit shield firmly in front of her face along with foggy mirrors like the one Howard uses. 

Beth is thrilled to be back with that ugly cat dress on television. Well, she's getting more appearances than Howard gets on TV. I guess Howard should think about co-hosting the Kitten Bowl if he wants a regular TV gig but I don't think he can afford to pay Hallmark more dough than he's paying them now to take Beth.

As if the yellow dress wasn't ugly enough, she dug up a different
style blue dress with the cat image reversed. Both are from Dolce & Gabbana.
They made a few more of these cat things and Beth seems to have
bought every one of them. A sucker is born every minute.

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