Auf Wiedersehen 2019

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Helga Hallmark

Howard Stern was working overtime this past year promoting the Hallmark Channel because he is desperately seeking to keep his wife Beth [Frau Helga] Stern employed by that mediocre Christian cable TV network. 

Yeah, they started out all Mormon and have been taken over by the giant $cience Club Kids when both groups allegedly don't promote gaydom or diversity and the Hallmark Channel tried to kick off the same-sex marriage ads by Zola.com, and got a huge backlash from the gay community, including Ellen DeGeneres, who slammed Hallmark for pulling those same sex marriage ads and removing same-sex wedding cards from their stores. Due to impending boycotts from the gays, Hallmark, Crown Media, backed down and again airs the same-sex wedding ads on their network and has the greeting cards back in stores.

No word out of Howard Stern's mouth of course about all this controversy even though Stern claims to be a gay advocate. Yeah, no word out of the Stern's mouth when Hallmark banned the same-sex wedding ads or how they normally promote a very white Christmas while Ellen and others spoke out about the ban on gay ads but not the Sterns for fear they might piss off the other team they play for. Howard's in bed with the Hallmark Channel that suddenly has a show on Sirius and Howard recently had that aged 47 year old Ross Mathews in his stale satellite radio studio because Ross hosted the Hallmark Channel's American Rescue Dog Show earlier this year.  They also got backlash over an all-white Christmas while Beth is the perfect person to rep Hallmark, right?

William Shatner? And no Howard Stern?

In 2013, Howard pandered to Ross Mathews hoping to get dirt on Jay Leno when he interned for The Tonight Show. Now Rossie Boy gets a job on the Howard Hallmark Channel as a dog show host. Wow, what a loser agent Howard is; this is crap, right Ross? But then what else can a talentless fame stalker expect? Ask Beth. What could she expect when she was a talentless nobody from Pittsburgh that needed two nose jobs before Howard could get her on that now-defunct magazine FHM? It bombed because it kept featuring a bunch of clothed women trying to act sexy with Stern's then-girlfriend Beth gracing the cover when she was 33 years old and older. Oh yeah, every kid in the basement wants to scotch-tape to his wood paneled walls a chunky Beth O that could be his mom photoshopped into a bikini.

Ross the Stern client works for the Hallmark Channel
so of course Howard promoted him on his radio show.

Howard keeps paying for press as he got the 54 year old skeleton Lara Spencer to promote his book of stale Sirius satellite radio interviews with Beth stuck in between the pages because he had to promote her yet not write anything about her past or how they really met because it would take a team of lawyers to approve that chunk of text so why bother. Beth Stern has been the paid useless spokesperson for the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) for years which has the Howard Hallmark Channel as a giant sponsor and guess who got a giant award at the annual NSAL Beth Awards Gala this year? Oh yeah, Lara Spencer. What a shock. Howard invented the annual Beth Gala where he parades Beth on stage and forces attendees to clap and praise her for her useless life. Howard acquired Beth at a local NY kennel when she left home and sought fame and fortune in the Big Apple and ended up homeless and Howard adopted her and took her home and she never left so he married the bitch.

Lara Spencer was the Crystal Collar Honoree at the annual NSAL Beth Awards Gala on November 15, 2019 - yeah, big shock she raced on her show, Good Morning America, to promote Howard Stern's book just out of the blue a month later. Howard pays for any press and promotion he gets either in cash or gifts. Yeah, he is that desperate. I know, Lara looks more like a Crystal Skull honoree.

Below is an excerpt from the December 16, 2019 stale Stern satellite radio show where he is a giant liar about being shocked that Lara [Needle Nose] Spencer just out of the blue promoted his book!!! Howard is such a fucking phony!!! You gotta laugh at a man this desperate for press he PAYS for it one way or another - oh yeah, Miss NSAL Crystal Collar Honoree on November 15, a month later, here she is promoting Stern's book of stale satellite radio interviews. Gotta get in the book promo before Howard took off on his big xmas vacation hoping to unload that cargo of books he's got sitting offshore.

The Sterns rake in a lot of dough from their annual NSAL awards gala where all the money goes to their personal foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, so they can dole out the awards to whomever they want and it just happened to be Lara Spencer, the host of a morning TV show that will plug Stern's stale book that he just happens to have for sale. 

Howard Stern is all excited to have content when he returns to his stale satellite radio show because Don Imus has died. Yes, Imus, the guy who invented the radio shock jock genre yet successfully moved onto having his radio show broadcast on the Fox news channel where he evolved into an important radio show host interviewing the top people in the financial, entertainment, and political arenas while Howard Stern is still stuck in his porno gutter trash radio vortex.

Howard Stern copied Don Imus with the crude humor and comic
characters and skits but he never moved past it, not even today on his
stale Sirius satellite radio show where they pretend to launch satellites
into outer space but the only satellites floating around have been there since
1969 and now all they do is put up a bunch of cell phone and satellite towers.
Don moved onto doing a huge telecast on Fox Business cable TV channel. 

Let's not forget whose birthday it is today! What a cutie.

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Shark Bait

The Discovery Channel, that is well-known for airing Shark Week during the summer where it features sharks biting off swimmers' legs on a continuous video loop, has now added the desperately dull $cientologist Greta Van Susteren to their channel as she hosts and executive produces a special on celebrity pets called "Pet Tales" that Greta Van Ho Chi Minh hopes will be picked up as a regular series to run out her cable TV contract as her face looks like it's been run over. Upcoming guests feature a roster that looks like it was taken from the membership files from the Scientology Centre in Los Angeles like Katharine McPhee and Terry Bradshaw, the guy who was to be Beth's first co-host of the Hero Dog Awards but he had family drama and bowed-wowed out.

One of Greta's first guests is that super Celebrity Centre star Beth O Stern which makes it obvious this blogger was right when it was already said on this blog that Howard Stern had past dues to pay and I guess he paid them when he was broadcasting his stale satellite radio show from the Sirius studios in Los Angeles when he posed for group shots with his fellow $cience lover guests like Demi Moore and Jennifer Aniston including Beth's huge head with no Robin Quivers in sight even though she is the co-host of the Stern show. Pretty interesting. I guess Howard only paid the dues for himself and Beth and left Robin by the side of the road since she's at the end of her road anyway.

How hilarious that Greta Van Sistern had to go to Beth Stern to be one of her first "celebrity" guests on a loser cable TV channel that's biggest hit is about shark bites. Beth, a celebrity? Hey, pay your Celebrity Centre dues and you're deemed a celebrity!! Yeah, you pay for that. Greta's show is supposedly in pilot mode and not yet picked up. Gee, what does it take to get a regular gig on a loser cable TV channel, oh, but Animal Planet is a sister station and everyone knows Beth is chomping at her bit to get a regular gig on that show with Howard copying their Puppy Bowl with the Hallmark Channel Kitten Bowls that are giant ratings losers but they're used to losing. Plus, you can't get Beth out of that new Beth Photoshoot Center at the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) as blogged about recently. No one can get Beth to leave it and it will be featured on Greta's pilot Pet Tales episode. As blogged about already, Beth and Howard got millions of dollars from suckers to donate to a new cat center at NSAL that is actually a new Beth Stern habitat and photoshoot center.

Beth refuses to leave her new habitat and photoshoot center at the
North Shore Animal League where she raised funds to
house her butt on that bench using other people's money
slapping her selfie foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends', name on it.

Uh, WHEN did Beth tape that segment for Greta's Pet Tales??

Greta is desperate for celebrity guests for her pet show for the Discovery Scientology Channel on cable TV, first, Beth "Black Hole" Stern and now O'Reilly the Alleged Abuser? No doubt Matt Scientology and Charlie Helen Rose [both love Howard Stern] probably will be up next to bat around some bullshit about liking pets. I guess it's the last hope of all losers who get kicked off television or kicked out of the fame game like the Sterns. Surprised Howard won't be on the show too if it expands beyond the premiere episode.

Back by popular demand is another excerpt from Dame Beth-Man's book called "Dame Beth-Man - Never Came Before" (2019).  Let me get my cup of tea and see how much of it I can spill.

Enjoy Beth as Harley Quinn - yeah - I know:

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Stale Stern Christmas

Right out of the gate, as a Beth Fan noted on the prior blog entry dated December 4, 2019, Dame Beth-Man gets it right again as Howard Stern submitted photos to a magazine of Beth at the new Beth photoshoot habitat at the North Shore Animal League (NSAL). 

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2019/12/hillary-headlines-on-howard.html

Yes, right after I blogged about it on December 4th, on December 5th Beth announces to her fan on her Instagram Show that she got the cover of some [bullshit] magazine. Yay for Beth. You're a star, honey. Are you promoting a cat center or a Beth center at NSAL? What a joke these Sterns have become as they scramble for attention this holiday season. 

Can Beth fit her head on that cover? What about those choppers, folks? Is this article about Beth or cats or what?? Oh, it's about the Beth Photoshoot Habitat at NSAL. Can they ever get her to leave? Then Howard can airbrush the photos or coerce some Sirius satellite radio show flunky to do it and give him a gift card to Amazon. Wow. Oh right, it's the experience of airbrushing Stern's wife that's worth it all. hahahahahahaha

Yes, Beth used other people's money to build a useless domestic cat habitat that was not designed to get cats adopted, it was designed to show off Beth in surroundings with props that Howard Stern didn't have to pay for. The Sterns are pathetic pests at Christmastime with no money to spare for any reputable causes that don't involve sticking Beth in the middle for a huge photo session and then Howard badgers the online press to print them from now until infinity and Howard will continue to pass off his stale photos of Beth as current when they're sitting stagnate on his cell phone to anyone who will print them alongside some braggin' article about the Sterns and their phony cat adoption gimmick.

Hey, Beth, I hear Santa hates liars. No wonder you get zilch for Christmas and play Homeless Cat Model and your husband has to cough up the dough to get you publicity so you can impress the bullies back home who called you Hindenburg Head.

After reading the BFP sidebar, suddenly Beth now claims she owned her Impeachment cat for over a year already, so it can't be a dig at POTUS, that idiotic Mooshu Peaches Stern, which is now placed under that death tree in the Hamptons. Yeah, you could be next, sweetie, as a victim of Dr. Jackie the Joke Vet's lethal injection if the Sterns have theater tickets in the city and they can't be bothered with any sick cat. I've blogged about it recently that Beth puts the death cats under that tree like with Charlie Chunk or whichever cat that she decides to stick under the tree and claim it's charity work.

How do you like being LIED to???

Beth said on her October NSAL BLOG that she JUST adopted Mooshu the cat

when in reality, that mystery cat has been haunting

the Hamptons for over a YEAR. Why the lies, Beth???

For full disclosure about Mooshu IMPEACHMENT Stern,
see the sidebar of this blog and the following blog entry:

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2019/11/the-spiral-staircase.html

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Hillary Headlines on Howard

Yes, Hillary was on the Stern show only after reading about it on the BETH FAN PAGE. I mean, aren't those Sirius Stooges all democrats and yet they couldn't get Hillary Clinton on the Stern show until NOW after Dame Beth-Man specifically brought it up again on December 1? Uh, yeah ! DUH !

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2019/12/florida-folly.html

Hillary avoided being in Howard's stale book of Sirius interviews that came out earlier this year because she just now showed up for the first time in Stern's stale studio and she probably didn't like it that only Stern profits from the publication of all his past Sirius interviews, but hey, everyone knows that Howard is part of a humiliation ritual and Hillary just passed through the fire. Does she win New York now for the democratic nomination? Ha ha ha. It hardly matters because everyone is saying The Don is not leaving the White House anytime soon especially with Miss Russia as his wife [I know, Croatians don't think they're Russian like all those other irritating countries around Mother Russia but they are]. 

Howard's sidekick Robin Quivers was all excited
meeting her idol Hillary Clinton.

Hillary thinks that smirking her way through her press tour will win her the White House. It might get her a White Castle burger but that's about all she can hope for at this point. Oh yeah, we want this giant lug nut in the White House as President. She'll scare the ghosts out of the Abe Lincoln bedroom. Melania should have hired Hillary to spirit cook some ghosts for her and scare off the mold in the pantry. Maybe Barron could have had a dog if Hillary agreed to be the official Presidential Pet and bark at the moon on all fours. Hillary would agree to that if it got her in that White House to sneak inside the secret passages to stare at Melania through the eyes of the Picasso painting hanging in her bedroom.

12-4-19, Howard has a permanent surprised expression after visiting
his Florida Botoxology Basement and has weird tight smooth
skin and bulging eyes that look dilated. That Nerf frizz wig is hilarious.
He can't seem to get rid of that weird puffy bag under the left eye.

In other news, it was so nice that the public funded a new habitat for Beth Ostrosky Stern at the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) so Beth could strike a million poses and Howard Stern can shop them around hoping to get them printed somewhere. Yes, NSAL spent about 8 million of the public's money to build a new place for Beth to play "Homeless Cat Model" and get her foundation's name slapped on the whole cat adoption center when it's really a spoiled rotten pets center. Good luck taking home one of these spoiled felines unless your house looks like a cat habitat too or you just keep your cats locked in their own room like Beth does and only lets them out for phony photoshoots to pretend they have the run of the house when they don't.

Yes, big-bottom Beth who bottomed out a lot this past year, getting snubbed more than usual in the Hamptons, found a new place to pose for a million photoshoppped photos of herself in an animal print dress, wow, how original, that screams it's another idiot Howard Stern Production. The NSAL cat adoption center was an excuse to photograph Beth at another venue since it seems the Sterns have worn out their posing and photoshopped welcome at the Hamptons Wildlife Rescue Center where they have that gig already played out. Beth's already bugged them enough for a big photoshoot and Howard featured some of their animals at the center in a photoshoot for Social Life magazine in 2018. As exclusively revealed by this blogger, the Sterns invented the "Getting Wild" fundraiser for the Wildlife Rescue Center to get Beth press mileage while donating zero dollars and getting everyone else to donate to the center when the Sterns do zilch. Beth is a disappearing nightmare at real Hamptons fundraisers where she is not the star and can barely crash an event here and there and grab an invited guest physically and attach her body to theirs so her picture will be printed online somewhere or in the Hamptons magazine editorial group shot pages.

Now Beth found a new habitat for herself to have her picture taken a million times. Yeah, expect to see photos popping up from this photoshoot from November 2019 for years to come and Beth will pass them off as current photos of herself. Just about nothing is current concerning the Sterns because that current is fried.

We love to keep track of the awesome Botox smirks that make these dumbass celebs look like stroke victims. As blogged about before, the Sterns have Botox smirks too as does Brooke Shields who lies from her smushed up mouth about not having any plastic surgery but these dopes don't think it isn't obvious they've already had their facelifts and now have resorted to getting their falling facelifts injected with junk.

Hilarious photo of Amber Heard and her
Botox smirk making her look like a
stroke victim. Does she also have
an underbite?? Ha.

Blind Bella Item: Which phony vegetarian radio talk show host had to dish out some dough to the Clinton Foundation before the prime candidate agreed to a pre-approved interview script leaving the frazzled loudmouth struggling for extra cabbage this Christmas?

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Florida Folly

Hilarious that the Sterns are trying to keep up appearances at that Florida Flophouse for Botox bump-ups during the Thanksgiving holiday break and posted a love set photo with Beth in a spa robe with her scrawny hair pulled back [see the previous blog entry dated 11-24-19]. 

Beth also posted a little video on her Instagram Show of the iguana invasion at their stale Florida fortress that no one wanted that's hardly a private estate but stuck in a residential area crowded with suckers. 

Howard and Beth also managed a hat selfie before Beth saying that they are out of there I guess because the giant iguanas were peering through the window watching them eating crow as we wonder what happened to Beth's Florida porch fashion shows. I guess Beth spent her spa break horizontal waiting for her take-out order to arrive when the help throws radiated sushi into her open mouth while her doctor tells her not to move or those stitches might unravel.

Howard's not sure what's worse. The reptile invasion or the invasion
of Beth's relatives.

I guess the Kennedy Center is jealous of
Howard's poof-ball wig and his Ted Kennedy
impersonations he does all the time on his
stale satellite radio show.

In other news, for the millionth year in a row, the Kennedy Center is not honoring Howard Stern. We know superstars like Cher and Oprah have been honored and this year, Sally Field is honored along with Sesame Street [hahaha], Earth, Wind and Fire, Linda Ronstadt, and some Florida fossil who bangs on a piano who must be a democrat. I mean, Howard can't horn in on this gig? How pathetic.

Gee, I thought Howard was a super democrat liberal who loved Hillary Clinton and supported her bid for the Presidency and no one could figure out why Hillary snubbed Howard's stale Sirius satellite radio show on her campaign trail even though Howard reportedly donated a record-breaking zero dollars to Hillary's campaign. Gee, I guess it's just a mystery.

How come the phony vegan vegetarians Howard and Beth Stern never post a food selfie for Thanksgiving? Uh, because Howard normally drops in for a ton of turkey and then skates back to NY while Beth and her family chow down on every animal in sight delivered to their door by Meats-R-Us.

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