The Spiral Staircase

Beth Stern has been providing more photos lately of her bottom half on her show "The Real Housewife of Instagram" because she wants to expand her banshee feline foster gimmick to more floor space inside her posh properties because those utility bills are piling up with no one to pay them.

Beth just completed her capital project to grab cash for her foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF), where Howard and Beth Stern donated an undisclosed cash amount of zero to a cat adoption center at the charity that pays Beth to shill for them, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL). While everyone else on the planet funded that BFF cat adoption center with cash donations, Beth and Howard simply slapped their foundation's name on the whole thing and they can't stop crowing about their big achievement of using other people's money to fund that cat adoption center at NSAL so now Beth is crowdfunding more cats in her other properties and showing more photos of them on her IG show. As with all the cats housed at her properties, the adoptable cats are in cages until photoshoot time or in the case of her own cats, they just get locked in their own room and are let out to parade down those staircases to meet in the kitchen for their food rations.

We know Beth would love to springboard her big BFF accomplishment of doing nothing to fund that NSAL cat adoption center, with BFF's name on it, into Howard producing her IG reality show and she may be nearing closing that deal since it would be filmed in her apartment beneath Howard's former married bachelor pad penthouse apartment that Howard now uses just to whine and dine with the Sirius Nancy Boys begging for more cash as they always adjust the Stern show budget downward annually anyway. In 2015 as exclusively reported by this blogger, Howard moved on to his own private apartment away from Beth and his married bachelor pad he bought while still married to Alison and farther away from Sirius and that's why he needed the extra hour commute time. He only visits Beth to keep up appearances and to entertain his three stooges along with anyone he can coerce into a dinner party/fundraiser to keep his job and keep his foundation(s) afloat.

Beth is also opening up more rooms of her Hamptons Hellhole as shown on her IG show and the house is basically shut down now in the winter. The Sterns may make brief appearances for BFF fundraisers. Howard is desperately seeking to hang onto his doughnut cushion perched on that satellite dish where he does almost zilch and gets paid doing it because Sirius has to cram their channels with tons of shows to justify their pile of cash that keeps growing without anything to show for it.

As blogged about before, Howard Stern was hoping to purchase the apartments beneath his penthouse just for Beth, which he did, however, he thought that would suffice the bitch. Nope. The bitch wanted top dollar and top shelf all the way and held out for marriage and it resulted in three weddings for the bottom feeder and she got just that, the bottom of Stern's apartment. The adjoining spiral staircase was much talked in 2009 when it was being constructed to adjoin Stern's former married bachelor pad with Beth's gold-digger dive. Beth is expanding her BFF bullshit foundation to more rooms in her NYC apartment hoping she can continue to pay the maid via tax write-offs to stockpile cats. 

Helen the Cat is Beth's new calendar cat that the Sterns also publicly announced is a therapy cat, [the grey cat below with blank zombie eyes], so she thinks the spiral staircase in her NYC apartment is now tax deductible even though it was built 10 years ago. We're waiting for Beth to take a header down that staircase since Howard documents all the times she falls and shows up in public wearing that padded boot on her left hoof as Howard hopes to somehow cash in on lawsuits but I would think after 10 years, the construction workers would hardly be liable for Beth's tripping over her cash cats sprinkled on the staircase in key spots for maximum overdrive to the bottom of the stairs. We hope Howard installs a trampoline at the bottom of Beth's spiral staircase so she'll bounce when she takes that header.

Thanksgiving is dicey for the Sterns in the Hamptons and Beth is normally shuttled to Florida with her family and Howard stops by for a Botox bump-up after entertaining his long lost Trust Fund Trolls in NY who have to show up each year giving their daddy gifts on Thanksgiving because the Sterns are normally in full stalking mode around Christmas through New Year's and the Sterns ditch their families hoping to corner a celebrity for photo ops pretending they are famous when they are just famous pests that everyone tries to ditch each year. 

That's why the Sterns bought the Florida Mystery House & Cosmetic Plastic Surgery Center to save their faces from falling from embarrassment over cosmic celebrities ditching the Sterns. Without stalking the star system, the Sterns would have nothing and Howard would be stuck in that stale Sirius satellite radio studio sitting in the dark with the only light source being a radiated Robin Quivers who now glows in the dark according to sources. Yeah, now you know why Howard panders to the Pleiadians. He is desperate for fame and fame keeps hiding behind the dark star.

Beth is all busy this year with selling her Helen the Cat calendars that she has to run off on her copier and deliver them to the Post Office by xmas. 

On Monday's stale Stern satellite radio show, Howard announced the reunion of a band no one has heard of from the 1990s called The Black Crowes that allegedly had a few top 10 hits before the top crow headed south to L.A. to marry moneybags Kate Hudson, the Trust Fund kid of Goldie Hawn and Bill Hudson. Hudson wrote a tell-all book about life with Goldie and said in various reports about her baby to be Kate, something like, I'm keeping this one, since allegedly Goldie had a few abortions aside from "Wildcats". Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson, pictured below left, reportedly had a pre-nup with Kate and the only hit he's had lately was hitting rock bottom.

Howard dragged a few black crows out of retirement for his wig.

In Beth's October NSAL blog, she announced a new cat they adopted
named Mooshu Impeachment Stern. Yeah, they're
that angry over Donald Trump ignoring them that they're
hoping this gets them the attention they crave from POTUS.

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