Helga Hallmark

Howard Stern was working overtime this past year promoting the Hallmark Channel because he is desperately seeking to keep his wife Beth [Frau Helga] Stern employed by that mediocre Christian cable TV network. 

Yeah, they started out all Mormon and have been taken over by the giant $cience Club Kids when both groups allegedly don't promote gaydom or diversity and the Hallmark Channel tried to kick off the same-sex marriage ads by Zola.com, and got a huge backlash from the gay community, including Ellen DeGeneres, who slammed Hallmark for pulling those same sex marriage ads and removing same-sex wedding cards from their stores. Due to impending boycotts from the gays, Hallmark, Crown Media, backed down and again airs the same-sex wedding ads on their network and has the greeting cards back in stores.

No word out of Howard Stern's mouth of course about all this controversy even though Stern claims to be a gay advocate. Yeah, no word out of the Stern's mouth when Hallmark banned the same-sex wedding ads or how they normally promote a very white Christmas while Ellen and others spoke out about the ban on gay ads but not the Sterns for fear they might piss off the other team they play for. Howard's in bed with the Hallmark Channel that suddenly has a show on Sirius and Howard recently had that aged 47 year old Ross Mathews in his stale satellite radio studio because Ross hosted the Hallmark Channel's American Rescue Dog Show earlier this year.  They also got backlash over an all-white Christmas while Beth is the perfect person to rep Hallmark, right?

William Shatner? And no Howard Stern?

In 2013, Howard pandered to Ross Mathews hoping to get dirt on Jay Leno when he interned for The Tonight Show. Now Rossie Boy gets a job on the Howard Hallmark Channel as a dog show host. Wow, what a loser agent Howard is; this is crap, right Ross? But then what else can a talentless fame stalker expect? Ask Beth. What could she expect when she was a talentless nobody from Pittsburgh that needed two nose jobs before Howard could get her on that now-defunct magazine FHM? It bombed because it kept featuring a bunch of clothed women trying to act sexy with Stern's then-girlfriend Beth gracing the cover when she was 33 years old and older. Oh yeah, every kid in the basement wants to scotch-tape to his wood paneled walls a chunky Beth O that could be his mom photoshopped into a bikini.

Ross the Stern client works for the Hallmark Channel
so of course Howard promoted him on his radio show.

Howard keeps paying for press as he got the 54 year old skeleton Lara Spencer to promote his book of stale Sirius satellite radio interviews with Beth stuck in between the pages because he had to promote her yet not write anything about her past or how they really met because it would take a team of lawyers to approve that chunk of text so why bother. Beth Stern has been the paid useless spokesperson for the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) for years which has the Howard Hallmark Channel as a giant sponsor and guess who got a giant award at the annual NSAL Beth Awards Gala this year? Oh yeah, Lara Spencer. What a shock. Howard invented the annual Beth Gala where he parades Beth on stage and forces attendees to clap and praise her for her useless life. Howard acquired Beth at a local NY kennel when she left home and sought fame and fortune in the Big Apple and ended up homeless and Howard adopted her and took her home and she never left so he married the bitch.

Lara Spencer was the Crystal Collar Honoree at the annual NSAL Beth Awards Gala on November 15, 2019 - yeah, big shock she raced on her show, Good Morning America, to promote Howard Stern's book just out of the blue a month later. Howard pays for any press and promotion he gets either in cash or gifts. Yeah, he is that desperate. I know, Lara looks more like a Crystal Skull honoree.

Below is an excerpt from the December 16, 2019 stale Stern satellite radio show where he is a giant liar about being shocked that Lara [Needle Nose] Spencer just out of the blue promoted his book!!! Howard is such a fucking phony!!! You gotta laugh at a man this desperate for press he PAYS for it one way or another - oh yeah, Miss NSAL Crystal Collar Honoree on November 15, a month later, here she is promoting Stern's book of stale satellite radio interviews. Gotta get in the book promo before Howard took off on his big xmas vacation hoping to unload that cargo of books he's got sitting offshore.

The Sterns rake in a lot of dough from their annual NSAL awards gala where all the money goes to their personal foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, so they can dole out the awards to whomever they want and it just happened to be Lara Spencer, the host of a morning TV show that will plug Stern's stale book that he just happens to have for sale. 

Howard Stern is all excited to have content when he returns to his stale satellite radio show because Don Imus has died. Yes, Imus, the guy who invented the radio shock jock genre yet successfully moved onto having his radio show broadcast on the Fox news channel where he evolved into an important radio show host interviewing the top people in the financial, entertainment, and political arenas while Howard Stern is still stuck in his porno gutter trash radio vortex.

Howard Stern copied Don Imus with the crude humor and comic
characters and skits but he never moved past it, not even today on his
stale Sirius satellite radio show where they pretend to launch satellites
into outer space but the only satellites floating around have been there since
1969 and now all they do is put up a bunch of cell phone and satellite towers.
Don moved onto doing a huge telecast on Fox Business cable TV channel. 

Let's not forget whose birthday it is today! What a cutie.

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