Shark Bait

The Discovery Channel, that is well-known for airing Shark Week during the summer where it features sharks biting off swimmers' legs on a continuous video loop, has now added the desperately dull $cientologist Greta Van Susteren to their channel as she hosts and executive produces a special on celebrity pets called "Pet Tales" that Greta Van Ho Chi Minh hopes will be picked up as a regular series to run out her cable TV contract as her face looks like it's been run over. Upcoming guests feature a roster that looks like it was taken from the membership files from the Scientology Centre in Los Angeles like Katharine McPhee and Terry Bradshaw, the guy who was to be Beth's first co-host of the Hero Dog Awards but he had family drama and bowed-wowed out.

One of Greta's first guests is that super Celebrity Centre star Beth O Stern which makes it obvious this blogger was right when it was already said on this blog that Howard Stern had past dues to pay and I guess he paid them when he was broadcasting his stale satellite radio show from the Sirius studios in Los Angeles when he posed for group shots with his fellow $cience lover guests like Demi Moore and Jennifer Aniston including Beth's huge head with no Robin Quivers in sight even though she is the co-host of the Stern show. Pretty interesting. I guess Howard only paid the dues for himself and Beth and left Robin by the side of the road since she's at the end of her road anyway.

How hilarious that Greta Van Sistern had to go to Beth Stern to be one of her first "celebrity" guests on a loser cable TV channel that's biggest hit is about shark bites. Beth, a celebrity? Hey, pay your Celebrity Centre dues and you're deemed a celebrity!! Yeah, you pay for that. Greta's show is supposedly in pilot mode and not yet picked up. Gee, what does it take to get a regular gig on a loser cable TV channel, oh, but Animal Planet is a sister station and everyone knows Beth is chomping at her bit to get a regular gig on that show with Howard copying their Puppy Bowl with the Hallmark Channel Kitten Bowls that are giant ratings losers but they're used to losing. Plus, you can't get Beth out of that new Beth Photoshoot Center at the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) as blogged about recently. No one can get Beth to leave it and it will be featured on Greta's pilot Pet Tales episode. As blogged about already, Beth and Howard got millions of dollars from suckers to donate to a new cat center at NSAL that is actually a new Beth Stern habitat and photoshoot center.

Beth refuses to leave her new habitat and photoshoot center at the
North Shore Animal League where she raised funds to
house her butt on that bench using other people's money
slapping her selfie foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends', name on it.

Uh, WHEN did Beth tape that segment for Greta's Pet Tales??

Greta is desperate for celebrity guests for her pet show for the Discovery Scientology Channel on cable TV, first, Beth "Black Hole" Stern and now O'Reilly the Alleged Abuser? No doubt Matt Scientology and Charlie Helen Rose [both love Howard Stern] probably will be up next to bat around some bullshit about liking pets. I guess it's the last hope of all losers who get kicked off television or kicked out of the fame game like the Sterns. Surprised Howard won't be on the show too if it expands beyond the premiere episode.

Back by popular demand is another excerpt from Dame Beth-Man's book called "Dame Beth-Man - Never Came Before" (2019).  Let me get my cup of tea and see how much of it I can spill.

Enjoy Beth as Harley Quinn - yeah - I know:

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