Thousands of phone calls later, and Howard Stern is still snubbed as a guest judge on NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT). Gosh, doesn't Stern have any clout with Simon Cowell? What about NBC? Don't they want that ratings killer back on their network? Gee, what a shocker as reports coming from Stalag Beth this week are not good as Howard looks for more innovative ways to make money. He is thinking about having hens sit on his weave so he can have fresh eggs drop right into his mouth and the surplus he can sell to his neighbors to make some coffee and valium money [hahahaha]. Raw eggs are good for that weave and it will do wonders for his boxing Helena. It can build muscle mass on those atrophied arms.
Poor Beth has to put up with Howard being in a bad mood over being snubbed continuously by Simon but it is kind of hard to tell when Howard's in a bad mood since his face is frozen from silicone and botox as he waits to be called to Hollywood. Oh, any day now, Howard, that call is coming. NBC wants you back!!!!!
Superstar Jay Leno is really in demand right now.
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| The guest judges on AGT made it as the top stories this week and it doesn't include Howard Stern. |
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| Beth's Got Talent. She's getting on AGT one way or another! Beth does this for guests, dressing in her bunny costume and doing hand puppets. |
This is a reblog of when Howard won a few of those bullshit hair weave awards from a D.C. men's hair styling salon and notice it resembles the Academy Award. This is as close as Howard will ever get to Hollywood and that coveted award. He really is to be pitied at this low point in his life with the high point being when he used to smoke pot.
Which reminded this blogger that she won a poetry award back in 2016 and this is a reblog about it. The awards are sure piling up for the famous Dame Beth-Man. Gotta update that blog footer. Please note that this is an original Dame Beth-Man poem and is copyrighted upon publication and cannot be reprinted without express permission; all rights reserved. Emily Stern is not the only one with poetry talent!
Drum roll please for the reprint of the press release:
Hey, that's an idea for a show. Like, "Poetry Parlor Showdown", or "Poets Got Talent", or "People, Poetry and Pets". No stealing this idea Howard and tell your stooge staffers the same thing who are paid to keep your name in the press when you're on vacation no matter if it's positive or negative bullshit stories. I will sue your pants off. Oh wait; no one wants Stern's pants or anything else for that matter. It has been alleged that Beth wears a giant Purina dog chow bag over her head when she has to pretend to have sex with Howard. I know, that could go either way with who requests that bag.
Speaking of lawsuits. Oprah didn't have to take it that far, but sometimes a good ol' cease and desist letter does wonders. Maybe Howard will make a t-shirt about you for revenge but that's about it.
Hey, I'm in a reblogging mood. Remember when Howard plugged MIND MAPPING??? How hilarious was that? He's got almost as much product placement plugs in his stale satellite radio script as he does in his head it's just hilarious. As already reported by this blogger, allegedly, Sirius cracked down on this recently and no more plugs or product placement sneaky ads unless they get a piece of the action.
Yes, this is a reblog of Dame Beth-Man's Space Ghost idea where Howard could adopt the format but Howard would call it "Space Host" [don't steal that, Howard]. It makes sense since he is floating on a burnt out satellite dish that's lost in space and reports via Skywalker ranch say that the Martians love Howard and love how Beth has that enormous Martian head. Howard can then have guests from all over the world be interviewed via Skype or whatever. Maybe he can get Rob back on his stale satellite radio show if he changed to this format. Rob is on tour and we wonder if his band will stop at the Sterns' B&B in the Hamptons for a break and hold some foster kittens and drop a few coins in Beth's heart shaped box to donate to her selfie cause of faking a bunch of photos of cats and pretending she gives a damn. Beth would love to post photos on her stale IG show of the band holding cats.
As usual, every summer Howard is all busy working on the Beth Stern issue of Social Life magazine that's expected next month. However, Howard takes time off from his stale satellite radio show to not take Beth's picture, but to page through thousands of photos he's already taken and send a bunch to Social Life editors and see which ones they choose to print.
Howard has so many photos of Beth on his phone, he just recycles them constantly and passes them off as new. Like this recently discovered photo of Beth from 2017 in a big photoshoot at their Hamptons home, yet a photo from this photoshoot wasn't used until August 2018 for the cover of Social Life magazine.
Howard is done with this Beth playing model. You are not a model when you are hopping around your own home with your selfie camera or whoever takes the pictures, yet Beth views these personal photos as modeling photos but what is she modeling? Nothing. No one asks for these dumb pictures. She doesn't model anything for anybody. It's just her own little small world and Howard is the one tasked with getting them printed somewhere. The whole thing is a farce and Howard knows it. He needs tons of time off from his satellite radio job to come up with a whole marketing scheme for not only their personal foundation fundraisers, but to get Beth printed in the useless Hamptons magazines all summer long and get her to Hamptons events so those group shots end up in the Hamptons magazines too.
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| Howard thinks he "won" since Oprah finally left Sirius/XM Radio and pursued her own cable TV network aside from becoming a Hollywood movie producer, multiple Oscar winner, and actress. In contrast, Howard went from free radio to pay radio, got a one-shot deal with NBC and tanked their ratings. The end. |
Hey, I'm in a reblogging mood. Remember when Howard plugged MIND MAPPING??? How hilarious was that? He's got almost as much product placement plugs in his stale satellite radio script as he does in his head it's just hilarious. As already reported by this blogger, allegedly, Sirius cracked down on this recently and no more plugs or product placement sneaky ads unless they get a piece of the action.
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| Howard Stern Strategic Planning Meeting |
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| Beth The Closer got "Mike and Juliet" kicked off the air. That was the only way to get rid of her appearances as a makeover expert. |
Yes, this is a reblog of Dame Beth-Man's Space Ghost idea where Howard could adopt the format but Howard would call it "Space Host" [don't steal that, Howard]. It makes sense since he is floating on a burnt out satellite dish that's lost in space and reports via Skywalker ranch say that the Martians love Howard and love how Beth has that enormous Martian head. Howard can then have guests from all over the world be interviewed via Skype or whatever. Maybe he can get Rob back on his stale satellite radio show if he changed to this format. Rob is on tour and we wonder if his band will stop at the Sterns' B&B in the Hamptons for a break and hold some foster kittens and drop a few coins in Beth's heart shaped box to donate to her selfie cause of faking a bunch of photos of cats and pretending she gives a damn. Beth would love to post photos on her stale IG show of the band holding cats.
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| Rob Zombie on Space Ghost 1997 |
Howard has so many photos of Beth on his phone, he just recycles them constantly and passes them off as new. Like this recently discovered photo of Beth from 2017 in a big photoshoot at their Hamptons home, yet a photo from this photoshoot wasn't used until August 2018 for the cover of Social Life magazine.
Howard is done with this Beth playing model. You are not a model when you are hopping around your own home with your selfie camera or whoever takes the pictures, yet Beth views these personal photos as modeling photos but what is she modeling? Nothing. No one asks for these dumb pictures. She doesn't model anything for anybody. It's just her own little small world and Howard is the one tasked with getting them printed somewhere. The whole thing is a farce and Howard knows it. He needs tons of time off from his satellite radio job to come up with a whole marketing scheme for not only their personal foundation fundraisers, but to get Beth printed in the useless Hamptons magazines all summer long and get her to Hamptons events so those group shots end up in the Hamptons magazines too.
Mars attacks again?
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Interesting you would say “Howard is done with this Beth playing model” because after he shot Beth’s Social Life cover last year, he told her he was retiring from taking these photos of her -- but he backtracked when Beth said it will be fun to do it again. He said all of this in response to an unsolicited male caller who asked if Howard is still into photography and Howard said no, he hates it now because he's into painting. I wonder if Beth would think it's fun if Howard did a painting of her for this year's issue ...
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