On Tuesday's stale Stern satellite radio show, June 18, 2019, Howard announced that [fathead] Russell Crowe will be appearing as a guest on Wednesday to plug his latest Showtime series that audiences are all excited to not watch.
Everyone remembers Russell Crowe is the famous $cience lover who dated Katie Lee and loves her kitchen about as much as Howard does. Russell is an alleged famous drunk who allegedly started his big career in show business servicing gay men. He allegedly shouts out his own name during his lovefests which is probably too much info for general audiences. Howard's fan is already getting excited over this big get for the Stern show featuring has-beens.
Also on Tuesday's show, Howard mentioned how Beth looks awesome as a bunhead when they went for dinner on Tuesday, oh wait, Monday, since Howard is screwing up his radio show script and Robin Quivers, Miss Token, is there to try and sort things out for the befuddled radio de-shocked DJ.
Beth Tuesday on the stale Stern satellite radio show, June 18, 2019, excerpt:
Howard Stern: "We had a big night last night, Beth and I. I took her out to dinner. I never do that on a Tuesday. I just had to get out of the apartment."
Robin Quivers: "Last night was Monday."
Howard Stern: "Oh, what's today? ... Yeah Monday night I went to dinner. She got dressed -- she looked so cute. She was wearing um -- she had her hair in a bun. I liked it. Looked good. I like a woman in a bun."
This is Beth as a bunhead. It elongates her already freakish head proportions.
Howard photographed Beth as a bunhead for Social Life magazine in 2013 but I couldn't find a clean copy of the photo. The old blog entry has been deleted but I had pointed out all her weird plastic surgery and how she had to push together her sagging breast implants, but you can see this bunhead idea was Howard's. He tried to say on Tuesday that Beth just suddenly showed up for dinner with a bun in her head and like he hadn't seen it before. But it just emphasizes her enormous giant overgrown head.
Yeah, also pretty interesting is Howard not knowing when Father's Day is. On Monday's stale Stern satellite radio show, he said he went to see his dad last Wednesday for Father's Day with his [handler] Emily Stern who suddenly moved out of her NYC apartment and into a house? Well, Howard would not provide details of course since Emily doesn't want to be bothered by Stern's fan who may follow her home to see if she really is half-woman and half-reptilian that lays eggs as big as her famous father.
Yeah, also pretty interesting is Howard not knowing when Father's Day is. On Monday's stale Stern satellite radio show, he said he went to see his dad last Wednesday for Father's Day with his [handler] Emily Stern who suddenly moved out of her NYC apartment and into a house? Well, Howard would not provide details of course since Emily doesn't want to be bothered by Stern's fan who may follow her home to see if she really is half-woman and half-reptilian that lays eggs as big as her famous father.
Excerpt from the stale Stern satellite radio show, Monday, June 17, 2019 about Howard celebrating Father's Day last Wednesday (comments in red are by this blogger):
Howard Stern: "I celebrated Father's Day with my father on Wednesday."
Robin Quivers: "Ah, you've had the celebration before the rush."
Howard Stern: "Yeah I had the joy of -- I drove from Manhattan to -- they live mid-island, my parents, mid Long Island, what is that about twenty something miles or something? How far is it to Long Island ..."
Robin Quivers: "Fifteen - twenty."
Howard Stern: "Took me two and a half hours to get there. I picked up my daughter [where was Beth? Washing her wig?] she came in all the way from New York to go over to my parents and stuff so I said, 'I'll be there by 4:00.' I didn't get there until 5:30. I left the city at three."
Robin Quivers: "Well, you can't do that. What are you crazy?"
Howard Stern: "Well, it was a Wednesday in the summer."
Robin Quivers: "But that's rush hour."
Howard Stern: "Yeah I guess so. I don't understand I thought people worked til 5:00. What happened to that concept?"
Robin Quivers: "Rush hour starts at three."
Howard Stern: "You know what, that's nonsense. Some Father's Day. Yeah we sat there with my parents for a while and then we went out to dinner -- I mean, my daughter and I. My parents wouldn't go out to dinner."
--END--
On Tuesday's stale Stern satellite radio show, June 18, 2019, suddenly Howard changed his story and said he saw his dad on Father's Day which was this past Sunday. Here is an excerpt, blogger's comments are in red:
Howard Stern: "Yet but then I like to get in bed, I like to [censored]. I got a routine. I went to see my mom and she started in with me at how fucking beat I looked. It was just so fucking annoying. Emily was in town, my oldest, she wanted to go over and see my parents and it was Father's Day [he said he went on Wednesday and now changed it to actually Father's Day which was Sunday] blah blah blah blah blah. We get there and my mother goes -- she knew that I was tired because I was in two and a half hours of traffic. ... She calls me the next day. ... (as his mother) Howard! (as himself) She always sounds like she's like freaking out. ... I don't even know how she gets that voice. ... And I always think my dad's 96 oh my god I'm gonna hear my father died. ... I go 'Mom, what's up?' (as his mother) Listen, it was wonderful to see you and Emily yesterday. ... You looked so tired. ... What's going on with that? (as himself) Mom, I told ya, I did a radio show, I got up at four in the morning, then I had like a full day and then I get in the car at 3:00 to come out and pick Emily up mid-island ... that's 20 miles away. Mom, it took me two and half hours to get to her and I was stressed out. (as his mother) You looked tired. Why are you doing all of this to yourself? (as himself) Mom, I can't live in an old age home and sit home all day. ... My father hasn't left his chair in like seven months. ... I work for a living."
Robin Quivers: "Does she want you to stop working?"
Howard Stern: "I think she's indicating she wants me to stop working and I'm like 'Yeah but who's paying for your life?' There's a lot of people if I stop working, guess what, the money stops flowing. ..."
--END--
So funny I came across this old photo of Beth from Hamptons magazine when she could still get a cover before they found out she was a giant nobody that does zilch, and thought what a shit photo it was. Come to find out, it was not taken by Howard Stern. It was taken by Donna Newman. The whole photo is a mess and shows off Beth's enormous manhead and saggy breasts and huge fat hips and upper thighs. It's just weird. She looks like a transgender something.
So Cher is not featured in "Howard Stern Comes Again"? HA HA HA. She avoided him in 2013 when she did a Town Hall at Sirius and continues to avoid the radio dinosaur. Cher always has new projects and conquers new territory all the time while Howard only conquers bugging the hell out of his bosses.
#dawgshed #dawgstern
#howardstern #bethostern
#robinquivers #russellcrowe
#cher #siriusxm #townhall
Howard Stern: "I celebrated Father's Day with my father on Wednesday."
Robin Quivers: "Ah, you've had the celebration before the rush."
Howard Stern: "Yeah I had the joy of -- I drove from Manhattan to -- they live mid-island, my parents, mid Long Island, what is that about twenty something miles or something? How far is it to Long Island ..."
Robin Quivers: "Fifteen - twenty."
Howard Stern: "Took me two and a half hours to get there. I picked up my daughter [where was Beth? Washing her wig?] she came in all the way from New York to go over to my parents and stuff so I said, 'I'll be there by 4:00.' I didn't get there until 5:30. I left the city at three."
Robin Quivers: "Well, you can't do that. What are you crazy?"
Howard Stern: "Well, it was a Wednesday in the summer."
Robin Quivers: "But that's rush hour."
Howard Stern: "Yeah I guess so. I don't understand I thought people worked til 5:00. What happened to that concept?"
Robin Quivers: "Rush hour starts at three."
Howard Stern: "You know what, that's nonsense. Some Father's Day. Yeah we sat there with my parents for a while and then we went out to dinner -- I mean, my daughter and I. My parents wouldn't go out to dinner."
On Tuesday's stale Stern satellite radio show, June 18, 2019, suddenly Howard changed his story and said he saw his dad on Father's Day which was this past Sunday. Here is an excerpt, blogger's comments are in red:
Howard Stern: "Yet but then I like to get in bed, I like to [censored]. I got a routine. I went to see my mom and she started in with me at how fucking beat I looked. It was just so fucking annoying. Emily was in town, my oldest, she wanted to go over and see my parents and it was Father's Day [he said he went on Wednesday and now changed it to actually Father's Day which was Sunday] blah blah blah blah blah. We get there and my mother goes -- she knew that I was tired because I was in two and a half hours of traffic. ... She calls me the next day. ... (as his mother) Howard! (as himself) She always sounds like she's like freaking out. ... I don't even know how she gets that voice. ... And I always think my dad's 96 oh my god I'm gonna hear my father died. ... I go 'Mom, what's up?' (as his mother) Listen, it was wonderful to see you and Emily yesterday. ... You looked so tired. ... What's going on with that? (as himself) Mom, I told ya, I did a radio show, I got up at four in the morning, then I had like a full day and then I get in the car at 3:00 to come out and pick Emily up mid-island ... that's 20 miles away. Mom, it took me two and half hours to get to her and I was stressed out. (as his mother) You looked tired. Why are you doing all of this to yourself? (as himself) Mom, I can't live in an old age home and sit home all day. ... My father hasn't left his chair in like seven months. ... I work for a living."
Robin Quivers: "Does she want you to stop working?"
Howard Stern: "I think she's indicating she wants me to stop working and I'm like 'Yeah but who's paying for your life?' There's a lot of people if I stop working, guess what, the money stops flowing. ..."
So funny I came across this old photo of Beth from Hamptons magazine when she could still get a cover before they found out she was a giant nobody that does zilch, and thought what a shit photo it was. Come to find out, it was not taken by Howard Stern. It was taken by Donna Newman. The whole photo is a mess and shows off Beth's enormous manhead and saggy breasts and huge fat hips and upper thighs. It's just weird. She looks like a transgender something.So Cher is not featured in "Howard Stern Comes Again"? HA HA HA. She avoided him in 2013 when she did a Town Hall at Sirius and continues to avoid the radio dinosaur. Cher always has new projects and conquers new territory all the time while Howard only conquers bugging the hell out of his bosses.
#dawgshed #dawgstern
#howardstern #bethostern
#robinquivers #russellcrowe
#cher #siriusxm #townhall
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