Take that Howard Stern. In spite of your bashing black women superstars on your stale satellite radio show where you publicly harass the likes of Oprah Winfrey and Wendy Williams, the Queens of All Media, with Howard just being the Queen of his posse consisting of an aged male hanger-on and an aged female hanger-on that are the paid worshippers of Howard, Her Royal Highness of All Media Wendy Williams is getting a coveted star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Ha ha ha. Welcome home, honey, you have made it and joins the ranks of superstars along with Dame Beth-Man [see the footer of this blog].
Wendy has been to hell and back and even stood up to Stern and dissed his nothing boring book saying it contained basically no surprises, like, skip it, reading between the lines of her script for her TV talk show, something Howard Stern never got, his own talk show. I know, he had a one-shot deal with the E Channel where he sat down and interviewed various personalities some 35 yrs ago when the E Channel yanked it from the airwaves since it only featured the camera hog Stern in eyeliner and wig looking like the King of All Morons and they informed the DJ they would just be taping his terrestrial radio show everyday and editing it down for broadcast. That was it. Stern can only DREAM about the big career of Wendy Williams and Howard was upset this past week on his stale satellite radio show having a talk with his bosses since that is the one thing he wants but won't pay for, a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Allegedly, the Sirius Nancy Boys would only consider it if Stern signed a contract severing all ties with the company, with the company playing his stale show reruns now until this satellite gimmick implodes, with Stern only getting a stipend for the use of his name and that was the thing that blew Stern's weave knots this past week as he again goes into hiding worrying about getting the golden parachute by the end of 2020 when he will be 66 years old and ready for the Netflix Retirement Home or go bug the hell out of Hulu where your girl Mary McCormack is trying to save her super bomb TV show that was canceled off regular television and is begging viewers to petition her network to keep it going. What a loser. Go bug some pay TV service for work, Howard, while pretending to foster some inbred Scottish Fold cats and deformed Persian cats with phony heart ailments. Tell that wig you married that she will either have to cut back on her cosmetic surgery appointments or actually get a J-O-B...ha ha, we can't wait to see her wait tables at The Stephen Talkhouse next summer to pay for her wig curlers and girdle glue.
Ha ha ha, Kathie Lee Gifford got the kiss-off too, as in go away and we will pay for your star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Well, let Stern badger NBC to pay for it; they've got a contract with Sirius.
YES, Howard is also fuming that fellow satellite radio host Andy Cohen is getting a star and not Stern unless Stern will horn in later next year if Sirius can grease some palms. We know that is the point, to grease up and pay up or nothing for Howard in LA except escorting Beth to that awful horrible Hero Dog Awards ceremony every year where Howard hides in the hotel to make sure nobody is mean to his 112 Production.
So BravoTV is paying for their star to be immortalized on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Hey, that's your problem, Howard, you have no one to sponsor you. Sirius ain't doing it and you've got nothing else. I guess your paid fan boy Ralph Cirella could pay for it - hahahahahaha, or your rich wife Beth O, hahahahahahahaha, whose money is tied up in knots on her balding head. Howard has no company he works for to pay for this. I guess Sirius and Howard Stern Productions could pay for the star but Howard is all mad he would have to put up a ton of dough to pay for his own star when he thinks Sirius should cough up the dough instead of just hair balls.
Can't believe Andy Kaufman is getting a star and the only person from radio that is on the list for next year is Susan Stamberg from NPR, oh my god, what a joke and Howard couldn't even beat her to a star??? Ha ha ha. Recipients have two years to schedule their unveiling ceremony. Some people say the DeNiro character in the "King of Comedy" was based on Andy Kaufman while others think it was about Howard Stern. Both jerks couldn't do a damn thing yet became famous and we couldn't get rid of them. Some people have suggested that Kaufman faked his own death while others suggest that they wish Howard would fake his own death.
I know I'm late with this but good thing I am not late in another area since this Dame can't be tied down with any Dame-ettes. But Gloria Vanderbilt has finally met her maker and everyone knows her son is the alien test tube pilot Anderson Cooper. Allegedly, Anderson was one of the very first test tube babies and doctors now make them all girls; ask Howard. There have been a bunch of alleged stories about the Biltmore House and it's related to a certain art collection featuring paintings of kids wearing red shoes in the swimming pool area. Yeah, let's not go there in a blog for general audiences. |
| Gloria in happier times with her son Anderson. |
Wow, Hilaria Baldwin gets a big time job plugging a deodorant while Beth Stern just plugs her....ha, I don't do that kind of humor. Isn't this the deodorant Stern's constant companion Ralph Cirella calls into the Stern show to plug? I don't think we've gotten any product plugolas lately since this blogger revealed that Sirius allegedly pulled the plugs unless they get a cut of the cabbage.
NBC's "America's Got Talent" has been gaining some ratings points after flailing in the season opener in May due to the loss of Heidi Klum as the star judge. Of course Howard Stern plugs ABC's "The Bachelorette" which is on his ward Jimmy Kimmel's network and Stern reportedly gets a peanut portion of whatever Jimmy makes from his salary on that network and Howard is just jealous of AGT and super Simon Cowell but all his plugging still doesn't boost ratings for "The Bachelorette", NBC still wins the night.
Jimmy Kimmel's comedy club is open in Vegas to mixed reviews as in some people say the talent sucks while others just say the food is good but you've got to walk a mile to find a public bathroom. The club decor is boring and fugly like Kimmel himself and it's just another tourist trap attraction for out of town satellite dish salesmen.
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| Wow, did Molly think up that name and club card logo? What a genius. Nothing was spent on this cheap ass tax shelter. Reportedly, all of Jimmy's earnings will go to a Nevada charity called "pay off the chef in the beach house to go find another rental". |
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